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Post by Admin on Oct 15, 2020 21:25:23 GMT
 It's Friday. |
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Oct 15, 2020 22:32:15 GMT
This is not a dream… not a dream. We are using your forum’s electrical system as a receiver. We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference. You are receiving this broadcast as a dream. We are transmitting from the Guardian Gamesblog in the Alpha Timeline. Limni’s technology has not developed a transmitter strong enough to reach your conscious state of awareness, but this is not a dream. You are seeing what is actually occurring for the purpose of causality violation... You are receiving this broadcast in order for me to say -Jesus your timeline is fucked up!!
I’m so glad all those years I spent watching Sliders taught me what I needed to know to escape your dystopian nightmare world.
In Timeline Alpha, Ed Miliband is one year into his second term of office after winning both the 2015 and 2019 elections.
There was no referendum so no Brexit and the biggest political story that’s domintated for the last 12 months was PM Ed looked a bit daft eating a Cornish Pasty. President Clinton is on track for re-election despite widespread unpopularity but the Republicans never recovered from their disasterous publicity stunt attempt of endorsing a disgraced reality tv star and multiple bankrupt as their previous candidate.
Keef’s attempt to publish a book bombed, all copies were pulped and he continues putting up the Chatterbox.
And now you’ve got a global plague ravaging your sorry excuse for a world?
Man - sucks to be you!
If anyone wants to join me, I can bring three of you over. I just need £1500 from each of you for essential supplies and a topless photo of Lorraine Chase. Science stuff....you know.
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 15, 2020 22:45:22 GMT
Hoo boy.
Take my money!
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 15, 2020 22:46:28 GMT
No really. Even if you are lying, which I do not believe, it's got to be with £1,500 of false hope.
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 15, 2020 22:46:50 GMT
Crikey.
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 15, 2020 22:49:32 GMT
I, for one, welome our returning sockpuppet overlord.
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 15, 2020 22:50:57 GMT
Can he fix my eyes in this timeline?
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Post by Chumbles on Oct 15, 2020 22:54:07 GMT
Slacking, Admin - recycling without the credit ... Got that Friday feeling? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 15, 2020 22:58:59 GMT
Can he fix my eyes in this timeline? You'll have to stop touching yourself at night. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 15, 2020 22:59:21 GMT
That's a no by the way.
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Post by Chumbles on Oct 15, 2020 23:01:18 GMT
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 15, 2020 23:01:32 GMT
JBG to post on Halloween night. Calling it.
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Post by Destry on Oct 15, 2020 23:12:37 GMT
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
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Post by Destry on Oct 15, 2020 23:17:15 GMT
Slacking, Admin - recycling without the credit ... So needy. |
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Post by Destry on Oct 15, 2020 23:24:09 GMT
'Boxers, don't fall for Socky's sudden reappearance or his tempting offer. He is with the undead now.  |
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Post by Chumbles on Oct 15, 2020 23:28:06 GMT
Slacking, Admin - recycling without the credit ... So needy. |
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Post by Chumbles on Oct 15, 2020 23:37:48 GMT
I didn't mean it* Destry - just to cheer you up:  *I did |
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Oct 16, 2020 5:27:06 GMT
Can he fix my eyes in this timeline? Eyes? Where we're going, you won't need eyes to see. Fetch me my melon baller... |
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Post by Chumbles on Oct 16, 2020 6:17:55 GMT
Can he fix my eyes in this timeline? Eyes? Where we're going, you won't need eyes to see. Fetch me my melon baller... You want to be careful with melons... |
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Post by stxdpr on Oct 16, 2020 6:35:43 GMT
Can he fix my eyes in this timeline? Eyes? Where we're going, you won't need eyes to see. Fetch me my melon baller... Is that what happened to amipal the other week? |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Oct 16, 2020 6:55:13 GMT
He is risen! Or he is scamming us to raise funds for the Sex Cult Suicide Party's Christmas night out. Probably that one.
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Post by scubar on Oct 16, 2020 7:43:00 GMT
Socky?
Socky?!?!
Sweet Jebus, I’m so glad he’s not dead.
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Post by amipal on Oct 16, 2020 7:51:43 GMT
Well, I don’t think any of us are going to top that...
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 16, 2020 7:53:40 GMT
Current Lorraine Chase pics? *Shudders*
Milk chocolate Coca Pops for breakfast.
I was pretty good at the Fortnite last night, but the team had an off day.
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 16, 2020 7:58:05 GMT
He's definitely still dead. Still for a little bit of false hope, I'll risk the money. Socky, please post your bank details so I can pay you.
I also have the topless pictures for you, do you prefer red or green crayon?
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