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Post by tenthenemy on Oct 21, 2020 18:44:03 GMT
Hello.
After lunch I started writing a lunch blog post. Before I was able to finish it, the phone rang, stuff happened and I've been on the go until now.
Now I'll have to edit my grocery order for tomorrow.
Pissed off by the general state of the world and stupid conspiracy theories in particular.
Tired. Looking forward to getting my stolen hour back at the weekend.
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 21, 2020 19:11:47 GMT
In other news, amipal sees the light and goes for a test drive in a sensible car. |
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Post by scubar on Oct 21, 2020 19:40:29 GMT
Deep fried chat:
I’ve always wanted to try a pizza crunch. And after the poster in Avengers, a deep fried kebab.
Sadly, I’m attempting to put my fat bap days behind me.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2020 20:42:13 GMT
The deep fried battered sausage roll is what I'm waiting for. I'll maybe drop an email to Heston and the lads. I need to know is the sausage battered first and then put in pastry, or are you battering the pastry covered sausage? |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Oct 21, 2020 20:47:28 GMT
The deep fried battered sausage roll is what I'm waiting for. I'll maybe drop an email to Heston and the lads. I need to know is the sausage battered first and then put in pastry, or are you battering the pastry covered sausage? Surely the latter. Maximum batter. But since you mention it, why not a battered battered sausage roll? The moonshot. |
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Post by amipal on Oct 21, 2020 21:00:17 GMT
In other news, amipal sees the light and goes for a test drive in a sensible car. Where’d you get a shot of my Sportage? |
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 21, 2020 21:06:24 GMT
I've never had a deep fried pizza. Is it folded over like a calzone or cooked flat and circular? Is it cooked using a raw, uncooked pizza with fresh uncooked toppings, or a cooked pizza with melted cheese etc that is then battered and deep fried?
Asking for me.
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 21, 2020 21:10:27 GMT
As a pickled onion fan, those deep fried pickled onions sound good. Sprinkle of salt. Maybe a dip. Which dip though? I'm thinking a creamy cheese based dip to offset the vinegary onion. Maybe cream cheese and chive? Or a sweet ish KFC style gravy maybe.
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Post by scubar on Oct 21, 2020 21:12:24 GMT
A chippy near me does battered chips. Bootiful.
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Post by Chumbles on Oct 21, 2020 21:37:44 GMT
You're all guilty of... Clue: it's not money laundering |
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 21, 2020 21:49:13 GMT
In other news, amipal sees the light and goes for a test drive in a sensible car. Where’d you get a shot of my Sportage? Well, I used a f1/30mm dentrinater with a wazzer 950 auto focus and I also...
...ah, fuck it, it's the last of the V8 Interceptors.
Trufax: I used to work(ish) for Kia.
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Post by Destry on Oct 21, 2020 21:54:28 GMT
Can I just say that this Government is a fucking disgrace? Who the fuck votes against providing free school meals to needy children over the holidays?
Tories, that's who.
I bet that those Tory MPs with kids know that their children won't go hungry to bed tonight. A shame they lack empathy for others.
Cunts.
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 21, 2020 22:12:58 GMT
Can I just say that this Government is a fucking disgrace? Who the fuck votes against providing free school meals to needy children over the holidays? Tories, that's who. I bet that those Tory MPs with kids know that their children won't go hungry to bed tonight. A shame they lack empathy for others. Cunts. Maybe we should stop trying to nationalise parenting? Surely people should take some responsibility for their own kids, and we shouldn't pay money to increase dependency on the state? It's not like Labour provided free school meals during holidays. Virtue signalling by over-paid footballers shouldn't be allowed to set the nation's priorities. No, you're right, even I can't say it without realising I look like a cunt. That, surely, is the acid test of cuntery, and the Tories test positive for cuntery by it; they make me look uncunty. |
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 21, 2020 22:19:18 GMT
Ha ha ha! I just realised Destry has "2020 - Year of the Coronavirus" as a footer to his posts. Wrong on two counts: - COVID 19 is clearly a 2019 disease; the clue's in the name - It should read "2020s - decade of the Coronavirus" |
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Post by Destry on Oct 21, 2020 22:20:23 GMT
ShenguinYou're not even in the same league.
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Post by Destry on Oct 21, 2020 22:28:24 GMT
I am so fucking annoyed I'VE HIT THE CAPSLOCK KEY!
TAKE THAT DORIS AND YOUR FUCKING SICKO FANTS *
* sychophants
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Post by Chumbles on Oct 21, 2020 22:32:59 GMT
Shenguin You're not even in the same league. Elitist snob* *No offence In other news, there was some talk of my getting one of my ops done. Something to look forward to ... |
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Post by Destry on Oct 21, 2020 22:37:32 GMT
Good luck Mr C. Hopefully whatever they're removing you no longer need.
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Post by Destry on Oct 21, 2020 22:39:24 GMT
...and that's it. I'm oot.
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 21, 2020 22:52:12 GMT
Shenguin You're not even in the same league. Elitist snob* *No offence In other news, there was some talk of my getting one of my ops done. Something to look forward to ... If only that cartoon were a joke. I'm still not sure how the NHS's commitment to patient dignity was met by the gown of the old confused bloke in the waiting room with me for four hours, but I do know I can never un-see his bollocks. It was about five years ago, so perhaps the Brexit Bonus and the Tory party's leadership since then has . . . ah, do you know what? Fuck it, I'm too bitter to even make the bitter joke. Good luck with the op Chumbles. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 22, 2020 0:13:44 GMT
Why didn't you just get a room rather than stare at his cock for four hours?
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 22, 2020 0:15:43 GMT
I'm sure once he was over the initial surprise Chumbles would have been ok with it.
No wonder he was confused. You go to all that trouble then won't put out.
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Post by Chumbles on Oct 22, 2020 0:54:48 GMT
The Sir David Attenborough was launched today |
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Post by Chumbles on Oct 22, 2020 4:07:00 GMT
I'm sure once he was over the initial surprise Chumbles would have been ok with it. Much, much worse has been done, like the nurse who stuck her gloved finger up my bum,,, "Just making sure you're still alive!" That was a shock. It was the middle of the night. I liked her because she had a sense of humour. In hospital a joke is invaluable. |
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 22, 2020 6:46:11 GMT
Sure, sure. A nurse sticks her finger up a stranger's bum in a hospital ward it's a joke...
When *I* do it...
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