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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 4, 2020 11:36:50 GMT
The fucking state of Mitch Mcconnell. He;s like Biden on mogadon.
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Post by Chumbles on Nov 4, 2020 11:43:56 GMT
I called it (sort of); if that guy can get elected... 2024 Michael Jackson He's a shoo-in - he's guaranteed the Zombie vote, which appears to be most of them ... |
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Post by scubar on Nov 4, 2020 11:53:53 GMT
Realised I'm 3 days behind on my annual Band of Brothers viewing. I'll have to catch up today.
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Post by Chumbles on Nov 4, 2020 11:54:33 GMT
I want the Republicans to go to the mattresses. Sleepy Joe will obviously already be there. If the Yellowstone supervolcano could start erupting as well this would be a big bonus. It's due, it's due...  Just add the San Andreas fault deciding California should be a separate land mass, catastrophic failure of the harvest in the Mid West as the top soil gets blown away after 2 years drought and 110f+ temperatures and an ELE will be in progress. |
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Post by scubar on Nov 4, 2020 11:57:35 GMT
I want the Republicans to go to the mattresses. Sleepy Joe will obviously already be there. If the Yellowstone supervolcano could start erupting as well this would be a big bonus. It's due, it's due... Just add the San Andreas fault deciding California should be a separate land mass, catastrophic failure of the harvest in the Mid West as the top soil gets blown away after 2 years drought and 110f+ temperatures and an ELE will be in progress. Don't do that. Don't give me hope. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 4, 2020 12:10:02 GMT
Tiddles is binging on Stella? Not the worst idea anyone has had today. I don’t want to even imagine the cloud of pollution in Plymouth tomorrow morning after MrTiddles overnight Stella-fuelled beer-farts. "It's a clear sky today, 'cos my ass blew the clouds away."
Not my words, the words of Walt Whitman.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 4, 2020 12:21:38 GMT
The absolute worst news is that there are no red button games on Sky this week.
This means that I have to pay cash money to watch us lose 1-0 to Wycombe tonight. Outrageous.
Will 2020 never end?
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 4, 2020 13:03:21 GMT
What's everyone drinking for lunch?
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 4, 2020 13:09:09 GMT
Tin of mackerel in tomato sauce on toast. Packet of Seabrooks prawn cocktail crisps. All the omega 3.
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Post by scubar on Nov 4, 2020 13:09:43 GMT
What's everyone drinking for lunch? Liberal tears |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Nov 4, 2020 13:16:31 GMT
Morning neeks!
I've just taken delivery of a parcel covered in tape declaring it to be of chaoscards.co.uk provenance. Now even the postman thinks I'm a massive nerd! I won't disclose the contents for GDPR reasons. Top banana.
Now a two hour Teams meeting is lumbering over the horizon towards my face.
In other news, I thought the whole point of the election was to decide who won? Have they tried counting the number of times someone voted for each of them? A radical idea but it might work.
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 4, 2020 13:19:09 GMT
Maybe they're Biden their time.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 4, 2020 13:30:46 GMT
Morning neeks! In other news, I thought the whole point of the election was to decide who won? Have they tried counting the number of times someone voted for each of them? A radical idea but it might work. You are only allowed to vote once, for one candidate. And you have to be a U.S. citizen on the electoral roll Multiple voting is naughty. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 4, 2020 13:42:15 GMT
Other news
Ethiopia is considering entering a civil war.
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Post by scubar on Nov 4, 2020 14:13:49 GMT
Michigan starting to swing towards Biden...
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 4, 2020 14:14:21 GMT
Filth
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Post by Destry on Nov 4, 2020 14:19:50 GMT
Hello
I'm back from the pub, helping Tim Martin avoid pouring away all that sweet, sweet * ale from tomorrow. Now to hibernate for a month or so.
* actually bitter, bitter
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Post by Chumbles on Nov 4, 2020 14:25:48 GMT
Other news Ethiopia is considering entering a civil war. Blimey, the country of Prester John loves conflict... they're that close to war with Egypt |
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Post by amipal on Nov 4, 2020 14:26:54 GMT
Lunchblog: corned beef and mash. COR!!
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 4, 2020 14:26:56 GMT
Instead of a civil war, maybe the Ethiopian lads could get their act together and invade America?
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 4, 2020 14:42:10 GMT
Pita with houmous, tomato, olives, yellow pepper.
Games. No.
TV. That thing with Hugh Laurie as a politician.
OTTM. Watched a wee video of Ghost of Tsushima. Looks marvellous.
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Post by Chumbles on Nov 4, 2020 14:51:27 GMT
Instead of a civil war, maybe the Ethiopian lads could get their act together and invade America? Why wish that on the Ethiopians... |
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Post by Chumbles on Nov 4, 2020 15:04:48 GMT
Parents, Grandparents, make sure your progeny don't see thisFollow that! |
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Post by Chumbles on Nov 4, 2020 16:01:24 GMT
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Post by Faceless on Nov 4, 2020 16:04:06 GMT
Anyone else hear that fucking beeping?
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