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Post by crankcaller on Nov 16, 2020 10:29:49 GMT
Hello.
Work is being annoyingly busy.
I have a job and I'm grateful for that - but fucks sake. Calm yer jets people.
It's Book Week Scotland 2020. We've got a video on social media where a Scottish author tells us about how it's a coincidence she's got a black character in her new book and nothing to do with BLM. Also. She got the idea of his home country from the sticker on some bananas. I.shit. you. not.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 16, 2020 10:30:44 GMT
It went pretty well.
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Post by scubar on Nov 16, 2020 10:32:46 GMT
Racist Scots? What a time to be alive...
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 16, 2020 10:34:33 GMT
Racist Scots? What a time to be alive... Fuck you, you English cunt. Oh. |
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Post by scubar on Nov 16, 2020 10:47:23 GMT
Mortgage offer has come through!
For the wrong amount 🤦♂️
Not sure who to blame at the moment. It’s the amount for the previous house we nearly bought, but broker dashboard has all the right details.
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Post by amipal on Nov 16, 2020 10:56:35 GMT
Morning. Telly: a bit of Silicon Valley. It's quite amusing. Ottm: Does amipal's sensible use of PS4 sleep mode offset the 8 petrol powered Amigas he has set up in the batcave? Don’t worry, Greta. I only ever have one on at a time. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 16, 2020 10:57:54 GMT
Also. She got the idea of his home country from the sticker on some bananas. I.shit. you. not. Fife? |
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Post by amipal on Nov 16, 2020 10:58:14 GMT
before being shot down like a dog. Like a butcher’s dog? |
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Post by lazybones on Nov 16, 2020 11:18:00 GMT
before being shot down like a dog. Like a butcher’s dog?
Yes. Trotting into the centre of a field, with a string of stolen sausages. |
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Post by lazybones on Nov 16, 2020 11:19:36 GMT
Oh man.
I've just seen my badges from Chumbles.
Thanks Chumbles.
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Post by Chumbles on Nov 16, 2020 11:33:28 GMT
Mortgage offer has come through! For the wrong amount 🤦♂️ Not sure who to blame at the moment. It’s the amount for the previous house we nearly bought, but broker dashboard has all the right details. Solicitor, I betcha. Solicitors are useless cunts who pass off the legwork to a junior or a barely educated administrative monkey who spends more time scratching their privates than working. Any work that they do is done as rapidly as possible, so that they can get back to genital scratching as fast as possible. I have learned that you have to hound them, check their work for the incompetent shits, and stay on the end of the phone... if they start obfuscating then pay them a visit - preferably before they unlock their doors so they get the message you're going to be a right fucking nuisance. I learned this during my first divorce where I had to amass all the evidence of her infidelity by asking her to provide it; and give it to the fucking solicitor. Not my idea as a mutual consent divorce was 2 years, but the ex- wanted to marry her new inamorata. Bozo had all the evidence within 3 weeks; and it should have been done and dusted in 3-4 months. It took 2 and a half years, because I didn't chase and haunt the fucker*. When I moved house to this place I chased the solicitors, drove documents to destinations, got signatures etc. and from deciding to move to finding this place and moving in it was 6 weeks. *The irony of that was by the time the decree absolute was through the ex- had wrecked another two marriages. The original co-respondent was left picking up the tab... 🤣 edit: and yes, she was beautiful and hot as hell. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 16, 2020 11:36:26 GMT
A scallywag in Liverpool has used my driving licence details to accrue more than £2,000 in fines which has subsequently resulted in my driving licence being suspended. I only found out about this when a renew your driving licence pack arrived in the post and I searched my driving details on the DVLA website.
My more loyal fans will of course remember this all happened before 2 years ago.
I have so far spent 1 hour on hold with the DVLA and then had a 10 minute chat, about half an hour dealing with Merseyside Magistrate Court and now I have been directed to Wirral Magistrate Court to apply for a Statutory Declaration.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 16, 2020 11:47:26 GMT
Pack a toothbrush, face masks and clean underwear.
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Post by scamander on Nov 16, 2020 11:53:16 GMT
I spent much of the weekend playing PS3. Specifically Demon's Souls. I don't suppose many of you have heard of it. It's a pretty obscure Japanese action RPG from 10 years ago. I like it. Sounds like something I'll be playing in a year or so if it's that new. Especially if you can cheat. |
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 16, 2020 12:00:20 GMT
Mortgage offer has come through! For the wrong amount 🤦♂️ Not sure who to blame at the moment. It’s the amount for the previous house we nearly bought, but broker dashboard has all the right details. Solicitor, I betcha. Solicitors are useless cunts who pass off the legwork to a junior or a barely educated administrative monkey who spends more time scratching their privates than working. Any work that they do is done as rapidly as possible, so that they can get back to genital scratching as fast as possible. I have learned that you have to hound them, check their work for the incompetent shits, and stay on the end of the phone... if they start obfuscating then pay them a visit - preferably before they unlock their doors so they get the message you're going to be a right fucking nuisance. I learned this during my first divorce where I had to amass all the evidence of her infidelity by asking her to provide it; and give it to the fucking solicitor. Not my idea as a mutual consent divorce was 2 years, but the ex- wanted to marry her new inamorata. Bozo had all the evidence within 3 weeks; and it should have been done and dusted in 3-4 months. It took 2 and a half years, because I didn't chase and haunt the fucker*. When I moved house to this place I chased the solicitors, drove documents to destinations, got signatures etc. and from deciding to move to finding this place and moving in it was 6 weeks. *The irony of that was by the time the decree absolute was through the ex- had wrecked another two marriages. The original co-respondent was left picking up the tab... 🤣 edit: and yes, she was beautiful and hot as hell. Oy! I can't help it. I just have a really itchy scrotum. It's a curse. |
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 16, 2020 12:04:27 GMT
Morning!
I watched a trailer for the TLOU* TV show last night. 'Joel TV' looks even more like Joel than J9'Joel Video Game'.
Uncanny
*TLOU2 is GOAT. Word.
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Post by Faceless on Nov 16, 2020 12:37:03 GMT
TLOU TV show? Was the game not mediocre enough?
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Post by Faceless on Nov 16, 2020 12:37:27 GMT
I'll answer that. Yes. Yes it was mediocre enough.
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 16, 2020 12:59:57 GMT
Your face is mediocre enough.
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Post by amipal on Nov 16, 2020 13:03:41 GMT
A scallywag in Liverpool has used my driving licence details to accrue more than £2,000 in fines which has subsequently resulted in my driving licence being suspended. I only found out about this when a renew your driving licence pack arrived in the post and I searched my driving details on the DVLA website. My more loyal fans will of course remember this all happened before 2 years ago. I have so far spent 1 hour on hold with the DVLA and then had a 10 minute chat, about half an hour dealing with Merseyside Magistrate Court and now I have been directed to Wirral Magistrate Court to apply for a Statutory Declaration. Why do you think this keeps happening to you? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 16, 2020 13:06:36 GMT
A scallywag in Liverpool has used my driving licence details to accrue more than £2,000 in fines which has subsequently resulted in my driving licence being suspended. I only found out about this when a renew your driving licence pack arrived in the post and I searched my driving details on the DVLA website. My more loyal fans will of course remember this all happened before 2 years ago. I have so far spent 1 hour on hold with the DVLA and then had a 10 minute chat, about half an hour dealing with Merseyside Magistrate Court and now I have been directed to Wirral Magistrate Court to apply for a Statutory Declaration. Why do you think this keeps happening to you? Part of the problem is I have a very common name, but otherwise it does like somehow an element of organised crime has been using details for god knows what. When I have a bit more time I will liaise with Action Fraud. |
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Post by Faceless on Nov 16, 2020 13:11:18 GMT
Your face is mediocre enough. That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. |
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Post by Faceless on Nov 16, 2020 13:12:56 GMT
I didn't realise babyfarkmcgeezak was that common a name. The world north of the M25 is a mystery to me.
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 16, 2020 13:13:04 GMT
OTTM. What happened to mlu? Wasn't he the Young Gun that was going to take Sheep2's Souls crown? Did Sheep2 kill him to protect his legacy with Demon's now on PS5?
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 16, 2020 13:15:14 GMT
Fraudulent cheques at work.
Dodgy invoices for non existing services.
Fake driving license.
Unpaid parking tickets.
Anything else BabyF?
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