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Post by Shenguin on Nov 18, 2020 11:08:43 GMT
I saw a rodent of some type while walking across the Tye last week. Dashed across the path about 30ft in front of me. It was bigger than a mouse, but the body was a bit too long to be a rat I think. Would you know a stout or weasel if you saw one city boy? Not only that, but he could differentiate between the two species very weasily, because they're stotally different. |
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 18, 2020 11:10:58 GMT
Sounds shit Gong. Hope it's not too shit.
Games: Single-handedly won a Fortnite Duo game, after my so-called partner attacked an opponent's bullets by head-butting them in the first few seconds of the match.
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Post by amipal on Nov 18, 2020 11:12:14 GMT
I saw a rodent of some type while walking across the Tye last week. Dashed across the path about 30ft in front of me. It was bigger than a mouse, but the body was a bit too long to be a rat I think. Would you know a stout or weasel if you saw one city boy? Damn right I would. I don’t actually live in Brighton, you know? I’m in a suburban area 4.5 miles along the coast, with the sea to the south, and the Tye or fields surrounding me... |
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 18, 2020 11:29:16 GMT
Sounds shit Gong. Hope it's not too shit. Games: Single-handedly won a Fortnite Duo game, after my so-called partner attacked an opponent's bullets by head-butting them in the first few seconds of the match. It was more a body check than headbutting. i had to prepare for the medal ceremony. |
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Post by Destry on Nov 18, 2020 11:30:51 GMT
Would you know a stout or weasel if you saw one city boy? Not only that, but he could differentiate between the two species very weasily, because they're stotally different. The old ones are the best. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 18, 2020 11:32:48 GMT
Guide To Stouts and Weasels
Weasel
Big rat, non pink tail. Like a cross between a rat and a squirrel.
Stout
A type of beer. Black body, creamy head.
Easily differentiated from a weasel.
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 18, 2020 11:39:33 GMT
Not only that, but he could differentiate between the two species very weasily, because they're stotally different. The old ones are the best. Just because it applies to jokes doesn't mean it applies to Chatterboxers. |
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 18, 2020 11:40:33 GMT
Maybe it was a ferret.
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Post by Destry on Nov 18, 2020 11:43:12 GMT
Shenguini set 'em up. you knock 'em down.
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Post by Chumbles on Nov 18, 2020 12:04:08 GMT
The old ones are the best. Just because it applies to jokes doesn't mean it applies to Chatterboxers. |
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Post by cobblers on Nov 18, 2020 12:04:20 GMT
Hello. For the second morning this week I’ve been for a run before breakfast. Absolutely awful. How do people live like this?
In my traumatised state I made myself a coffee and grabbed some orange juice. As I was still reeling, I ended up putting a large slug of OJ in my black coffee.
There are happy culinary accidents that can go on to change the world for the better. Strong black coffee; delicious and ideal for breakfast. Orange Juice, similarly irresistible and a breakfast classic. Take two bottles into the shower? Not me, I just coff and o. Saves time and washing up! Cobblers, you are a genius, this is it, this is fame and fortune.
0/10. Absolutely undrinkable. I’m going to try it again tomorrow with grapefruit.
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Post by scubar on Nov 18, 2020 12:07:43 GMT
Hello. For the second morning this week I’ve been for a run before breakfast. Absolutely awful. How do people live like this? In my traumatised state I made myself a coffee and grabbed some orange juice. As I was still reeling, I ended up putting a large slug of OJ in my black coffee. There are happy culinary accidents that can go on to change the world for the better. Strong black coffee; delicious and ideal for breakfast. Orange Juice, similarly irresistible and a breakfast classic. Take two bottles into the shower? Not me, I just coff and o. Saves time and washing up! Cobblers, you are a genius, this is it, this is fame and fortune. 0/10. Absolutely undrinkable. I’m going to try it again tomorrow with grapefruit. I’ve never gone quite that far, but have poured orange juice onto my cereal before. |
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Post by Chumbles on Nov 18, 2020 12:10:34 GMT
Guide To Stouts and Weasels WeaselBig rat, non pink tail. Like a cross between a rat and a squirrel. StoutA type of beer. Black body, creamy head. Easily differentiated from a weasel. A weasel is not a rat  "You dirty rat!" |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 18, 2020 12:14:13 GMT
I just inject the coffee directly into my eyeballs. Route 1.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 18, 2020 12:30:23 GMT
Guide To Stouts and Weasels WeaselBig rat, non pink tail. Like a cross between a rat and a squirrel. StoutA type of beer. Black body, creamy head. Easily differentiated from a weasel. A weasel is not a rat "You dirty rat!" Shenguin is a weasel and a rat. |
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Post by gongfarmer on Nov 18, 2020 12:34:00 GMT
I've not tried the OJ and coffee combo. As a nipper I did go through a phase of OJ on cereal though. This was also about the time I went through the dog-biscuit phase.
I do though seem to have a habit of adding instant coffee granules to a cup, and then adding a tea-bag before the water. I blame this on having 3 identical jars for Tea coffee and sugar, combined with crap eyesight. I should colour code them, but it would take some of the surprise out of the first cuppa of the day.
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Post by scubar on Nov 18, 2020 12:36:16 GMT
And I thought whoever the weirdo was that put butter in their coffee was the worst.
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 18, 2020 12:42:03 GMT
And I thought whoever the weirdo was that put butter in their coffee was the worst. I remember that. Who was that sicko? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 18, 2020 12:44:20 GMT
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Post by Chumbles on Nov 18, 2020 12:59:01 GMT
I had my renewal documents through the post from LV... 125 sovs... a 25% hike in cost! Fuck that. 30+ years of owning a house and never a claim; I ring and ask them why? "That's the cheapest we can do"... I go online comparison sites... Privilege Platinum... 108 sovs £8 more than last year for less excess AND Home Emergency cover as well... The only thing you have make sure of is that they don't slide email, txt offers allowed (I thought that the drag marketing had to be opt-in, but these were opt-out) and that you have to call to stop them auto renewing). |
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Post by tenthenemy on Nov 18, 2020 13:31:26 GMT
Hi Good news - email from GAME. My PS5 has been dispatched. Worst news of 2020 - Yodel are responsible for delivering it. WHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY!!??!! I just noticed that Yodel is trending on Twitter because of it. The gifs are amusing.* Tomorrow I'll be waiting for my copy of Age of Calamity to arrive. By Royal Mail. I might not get a next gen console, but I can be sure that I will have my new game. #feelingsmug *to those of us who aren't getting a PS5 |
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 18, 2020 14:10:17 GMT
My PS5 is coming via DPD.
I actually have to go to my local Game store to pick up my spare controller. It is open 8am to 2pm tomorrow especially for me.
It is pretty exciting.
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 18, 2020 14:13:44 GMT
What are you doing with your spud Tuffers? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 18, 2020 14:17:00 GMT
Chumbles. What are slide emails, and what is drag marketing? You'll have to excuse my lack of knowledge, as I am a moron.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Nov 18, 2020 14:19:26 GMT
The PS5 is winging its way to me via DPD tomorrow. Top of the banana.
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