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Post by Destry on Dec 4, 2020 12:57:42 GMT
Babyfarkmcgeezak one more time! Nursey has been and gone, having stripped me, bathed me, massaged me, flayed me*, covered me in cream, and taken an arseograph** Was she told to take a picture of your best side? |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 4, 2020 13:30:05 GMT
Hi.
Games: PUBG. I kind of like its lack of slickness. It feels like a battle royale Fallout.
Telly: finished Silicon Valley. It was great. I loved it. 4 stars.
Ottm: no.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 4, 2020 13:32:09 GMT
Have any of you managed to kill someone yet on PUBG? No easy feat with a controller and the default controls.
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Post by Jumbulance on Dec 4, 2020 13:35:05 GMT
Alright Baldy, we've all had a drink, now calm yourself the fuck down a bit. I read that in Al Murray's the pub landord voice. Gave it more gravitas.
Also, I am not bald, you pasty-faced...(cont. for 94 pages)
Murray was on breakfast TV this morning with a full head of hair, most disconcerting. |
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Post by lazybones on Dec 4, 2020 14:23:03 GMT
Have any of you managed to kill someone yet on PUBG? No easy feat with a controller and the default controls.
I killed two men the other day. Two virtual men. Made me feel bad. Made me feel tough. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 4, 2020 14:26:32 GMT
Ran over them with a Jag?
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Post by lazybones on Dec 4, 2020 14:26:42 GMT
I played Chaos: Reborn last night. The PC take on the old Spectrum game. I liked it. I also downloaded Gloomhaven. The PC take on the not-so-old board game. I have not played it yet.
Lunch
A toasted mozzarella and tomato focaccia. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 4, 2020 14:29:50 GMT
Have any of you managed to kill someone yet on PUBG? No easy feat with a controller and the default controls.
I killed two men the other day. Two virtual men. Made me feel bad. Made me feel tough. Did you check if they were bots? |
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Post by lazybones on Dec 4, 2020 14:30:06 GMT
Ran over them with a Jag?
I wish. One was of a man who stumbled into the shed I was in. The other was of a man dressed as a dinosaur - like the Gunnersaurus - who walked into my field of vision. I was too quick on the draw. If I was in the Old West I would have been arrested. |
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Post by lazybones on Dec 4, 2020 14:30:41 GMT
I killed two men the other day. Two virtual men. Made me feel bad. Made me feel tough. Did you check if they were bots? Shut up. Shut your stinking mouth. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 4, 2020 14:38:31 GMT
Ran over them with a Jag?
I wish. One was of a man who stumbled into the shed I was in. The other was of a man dressed as a dinosaur - like the Gunnersaurus - who walked into my field of vision. I was too quick on the draw. If I was in the Old West I would have been arrested. Better arrested than dead. Still now we know what happened to Gunnersaurus after he left Arsenal - Murdered by Lazybones. A fate as bad as death. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 4, 2020 14:45:31 GMT
Did you check if they were bots? Shut up. Shut your stinking mouth. I can check this if you give me your PUBG username. I bet they were bots. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 4, 2020 15:05:44 GMT
I now have a working DAC, fuck you Tiddles junior. You fuzz-bucket of shame.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 4, 2020 15:28:04 GMT
Lloyds Banking Group is redeploying 700 staff into full-time homeworking roles from 2021.
Looks like Amipal might finally have to do some work.
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Post by amipal on Dec 4, 2020 16:03:59 GMT
Lloyds Banking Group is redeploying 700 staff into full-time homeworking roles from 2021.
Looks like Amipal might finally have to do some work. About time. |
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 4, 2020 16:53:38 GMT
Lloyds Banking Group is redeploying 700 staff into full-time homeworking roles from 2021.
Looks like Amipal might finally have to do some work. About time. Time to feed the duck? ... |
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 4, 2020 17:01:25 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2020 17:23:07 GMT
Time to feed the duck? ... I did this, but with a lucky Chinese cat. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Dec 4, 2020 17:41:41 GMT
So baby is a virtual sex offender? Who knew
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 4, 2020 18:37:08 GMT
My work phone extension ends 46. The IT servicedesk for the council ends 45. The amount of plebs who phone me looking for them. Hang up. Then phone right back...
The Brownies zoom call is currently happening. I'm quietly playing Animal Crossing in the background as it's probably the only game where I won't swear.
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Post by scubar on Dec 4, 2020 19:29:18 GMT
My work phone extension ends 46. The IT servicedesk for the council ends 45. The amount of plebs who phone me looking for them. Hang up. Then phone right back... The Brownies zoom call is currently happening. I'm quietly playing Animal Crossing in the background as it's probably the only game where I won't swear. ”Fuck you Tom Nook you loan shark bastard!” |
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 4, 2020 19:58:55 GMT
*Fast Show impression*
"Int PS Now Brilliant?"
I now have an even more humongous backlog, but at least I didn't pay for these.
Playing some Trine 4. Lovely stuff.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 4, 2020 20:11:11 GMT
I thought that this place would not die until Destry lobbed the servers into a volcano. Who could have guessed that siphoning off scotch egg chat and Skyrim porn would work just as well?
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 4, 2020 21:02:15 GMT
Had a shot of that pubg all the big hitters (and baby) are talking about. Seemed decent. Baby how do I confirm my kills were against bots? I got one kill and an assist. Seemed to be playing against PS4/bone/stadia folks so that's ok.
Someone gave me a lift in a car. The urge to kill them when we got out was strong. Would be a dick move. Surprised myself that I wasn't that dick.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 4, 2020 21:29:19 GMT
So PUBG is nicer than Glasgow then?
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