Chatterbox Friday

My wife thinks I’m an animal for putting soy sauce on chips.

You remoaners wouldn't be getting any soy sauce if Liz Truss hadn't done that amazeballs deal with Japan.

We've a magnetic marker board on the fridge. We write up the weeks meals, shopping etc.

The child wanted to help and wrote it up for us.

This week we're having Turky Chilly, outcakes, spagball, brocalee, raps.

I mean for a 28yr old she could do better.

We do as well, fun for all* the family.

*2 of us.

Is everyone off touching themselves at night or is it demons on ps5?
Everyone ready to take back our sovereignty and have a Mongolia or Somalia style deal?

Oh, so the government has done some planning at least?

River-class - good vessels.

Take-away curry but not in the romantic "just moved in" way like scubar.

God I love Reddit. This is one of the most upvoted posts on the Cyberpunk sub-reddit. It basically lists all the problems with the game:

Quality of Life

- Walk toggle for keyboard.

- Key re-mapping for certain elements.

- Accessibility features missing (ie: text scaling for menus).

- In-game benchmark feature.

- Dash should be a separate key and not a double press of walking key.

- Crouch and skip dialogue should not share the same key.

- The minimap is too zoomed in to be helpful in many cases.

- Missing a toggle aim feature.

- Ability to respec attributes. (Note: Existing item respecs perks only)

- Ability to disable objective marker.

- Ability to lower ADS sensitivity.

- Add proper ultrawide (21:9, 32:9) support.

- Add loot by area or/and autoloot feature.

- Add "stash all" feature.

- Add transparency option for hud elements.

- Add way to remove mods from unequipped weapons.

- Add toggle mouse acceleration.

- Driving markers and onscreen trajectory (alternative GPS).

Gameplay and immersion

- Body slider customization (height, weight, muscle mass).

- Very few options for some of the character creation features (hair color, tattoos, skin complexion, scars, etc).

- Animations for eating and drinking (excluding scripted ones).

- Unable to remove underwear outside of inventory.

- Vehicle customization.

- Apartment customization.

- Cosmetic slots or transmog feature.

- Very few actual merchant stores in quantity and variety.

- No garages or parking lots.

- Crowds have low level of reactivity and awareness to the game world.

- Very few interactive NPCs outside of missions with meaningful dialogue.

- Very few options to meaningfully construct a personality to V. You get to choose missions endings, but not an actual persona.

- Lack of non-action oriented stories and quests about meaningful themes of cyberpunk distopia.

- Player cannot smoke.

- Weapon mods and skill trees largely irrelevant outside of marginal and mostly numerical improvements to combat.

- Lack of emergent gameplay events in the game world (ie: dynamic and random triggers).

- Unable to alter character's appearance (barbershop, tattoo parlors, plastic surgeon).

- Lack of character reflection outside of the few mirrors available. This furthers the disconnection between the player and the character.

- No ownership of items (you can rob NPCs under their nose).

- No prison or lasting crime system.

- Wanted system is largely underdeveloped, with cops spawning out of nowhere and disappearing shortly after.

- Cybernetics lack variety in meaningful choices that alter gameplay (except for limbs weapons). Deus Ex has far more impactful mods that actually change the way you approach combat.

- The lifepaths are frustratingly brief and have little impact other than dialogue choices. V is essentially the same character regardless of past.

- The traffic AI is lackluster and there are too few cars driving around for a large metropolis.

- Trains were obviously cut, even though the whole infrastructure is visible.

- The world interaction is quite minimal. Among items that should be interactive: chairs, benches, toilets, stools, sinks, gym equipment, light fixtures, restaurant menus, smartphones, taxi, trash bins and dumpsters, most merchant stalls, microwaves, dancing floors, gaming tables, arcades.

- You cannot preview wardrobe and weapon purchases.

- There is no reliable cover system.

- Loot system overdone, invasive and distracting. You are constantly showered with redundant and marginally better items and have no attachment whatsoever with your fashion and weapon choices. (Dear god, I hate this one).

- Enemies are too spongy and level design forces frontal assault way too often.

- Robotics and drone control largely absent (outside of scripted missions).

I've been reading about how a lot of Internet nerds are upset that a female reviewed cyberpunk and didn't give it all the stars. Therefore she must have played it wrong, and now deserves to die.

Horace Goes Skiing

- the cars use the left hand side of the road instead of the right.

- absence of pelican crossing is unrealistic and breaks immersion.

- it rips off Frogger but at least Frogger had a bit with logs in a river.

- the main character is poorly optimised. He is basically a fucking skull with arms.

- you cannot make the main character wear underpants or any other clothes.

- too much skiing.