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Post by amipal on Dec 25, 2020 16:36:16 GMT
What's the point of Roses? They are just a shit Quality Street. Your face is a shit Quality Street. I’m sorry, I’m lashing out. Merry Christmas, faceless! |
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Post by Jumbulance on Dec 25, 2020 16:40:13 GMT
Sorry to hear about your travails Tent Hen, hope it will all be over soon. On a lighter note, we've finished lunch and then opened the presents* and Pref Mam. got the bestest. *as it should be. Just needs an Irn-Bru chew, God I miss them. |
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 25, 2020 16:41:21 GMT
I wish folk would get out my fucking kitchen. Stressed? Me? Never.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 25, 2020 16:45:34 GMT
It may be the excessive booze talking, but does anyone else see the potential in a screenplay about a down on his luck bald Glaswegian scallywag called Captain Buckie No Hair?
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 25, 2020 16:45:58 GMT
What's the point of Roses? They are just a shit Quality Street. What's the point of anything? All is but ashes in my mouth. |
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 25, 2020 16:46:50 GMT
Oops. Accidentally got grumpy again.
Merry Christmas. You dicks.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 25, 2020 16:48:09 GMT
I wish folk would get out my fucking kitchen. Stressed? Me? Never. I thought you did the cooking yesterday? |
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Post by Faceless on Dec 25, 2020 16:51:08 GMT
What's the point of Roses? They are just a shit Quality Street. What's the point of anything? All is but ashes in my mouth. Butt ashes? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 25, 2020 16:52:33 GMT
Oops. Accidentally got grumpy again. Merry Christmas. You dicks. Just fuck the fuck off, you spodge badger.*
*Sorry, Malcolm Tucker appears to have hacked my account.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 25, 2020 16:53:33 GMT
Hi
Christmas feast was consumed earlier. It was tremendous. I've just had an hours nap to recover.
It's been a successful day present wise for me too:
Socks x 7 pairs
Underpants x 7 pairs
Hoody x 2
Slippers
JeffCoin vouchers - considering buying Apollo Creed Val Doonican
Now to set up my, erm I mean the kids, new Xbox series S.
Also going to open my first beer of the day. I refrain whilst cooking the Xmas dinner otherwise I will fuck it up and burn everything.
Ho Ho Ho!
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Post by Destry on Dec 25, 2020 16:54:46 GMT
Christmas dinner cooked and consumed. I am replete.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 25, 2020 17:14:28 GMT
I got a scalf and some Nivea shite. I've chucked it all in the bin and had a nice steak instead.
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 25, 2020 17:43:04 GMT
What's the point of Roses? They are just a shit Quality Street. And Quality Street are just a rubbish version of Thorntons dark continental - if I am going to binge my calorie allowance it had better be bloody good... Death by Chocolates ... |
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Post by lazybones on Dec 25, 2020 17:44:07 GMT
What's the point of Roses? They are just a shit Quality Street. I liked old-style Roses. Cadbury quality. I don't know anymore. I would ... probably go for Cadbury Heroes as my twist-wrap confection now. Cadbury quality again but ... names you can love and trust. |
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Post by lonewolf on Dec 25, 2020 18:49:53 GMT
Merry Christmas.
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 25, 2020 19:01:58 GMT
Did the cooking of the bird yesterday. The rest was today and had to juggle a few different temperatures in the one oven at the same time etc.
Anyway..turned out well. Enough for the same again tomorrow night.
Need coffee and then more booze.
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Post by lazybones on Dec 25, 2020 19:49:23 GMT
The problem with Christmas is that it can put your tea drinking schedule out of whack.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 25, 2020 20:05:55 GMT
The problem with tea is that it can put your booze drinking schedule out of whack. I think that's right, Mr Bones. |
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 25, 2020 20:47:22 GMT
I've eaten a trifle given to me by my decent next door neighbour. I feel cheated as there was no booze in it. I do not feel so good now.
Magicians S5E10... nearly done.
Tids and LB - Tea is fine as long as you don't have milk in it, init.
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 25, 2020 21:37:44 GMT
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Post by lazybones on Dec 25, 2020 21:38:41 GMT
I've eaten a trifle given to me by my decent next door neighbour. I feel cheated as there was no booze in it. I do not feel so good now. Magicians S5E10... nearly done. Tids and LB - Tea is fine as long as you don't have milk in it, init. Drink some sherry with the trifle. I've drunk all the sherry I bought. Well - I had two bottles. Both depleted. Over two days.... I really want some more. |
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 25, 2020 22:04:27 GMT
I've never had sherry.
Sherry-oh, sherry-oh lazy...
I have a beer. Huzzah.
Watching Spectre.
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Post by scubar on Dec 25, 2020 22:33:21 GMT
Hello,
Today has been a busy day. Presents, dog walk, parents visiting, more presents, beer, dinner (cheese and lots of assorted nibbles, no roast)
Presents:
Jumpers x2
Socks (pair) x2
Pants x3
Troy by Stephen Fry
A toolset
4 bags of coffee
2 packs of chocolate fingers
Horizon: Zero Dawn
The Rihanna pratchett adventure book
Backpack
Wireless charger
Sketchbook
Tolkien dictionary (lovely map, leather bound, smells of rich mahogany)
15 cans and 8 bottles of beer
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 25, 2020 22:47:14 GMT
scubar . If you bought them for yourself, they don't count.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 26, 2020 0:02:43 GMT
I just had to physically pick up a sodden Old Boy from outside his front door. There was an empty bottle of Brandy next to him. He couldn't get up. Stoopid old git.
I do feel quite manly now, and will take all of the piss from him over the next few days.
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