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Post by lazybones on Feb 5, 2021 17:45:36 GMT
Disgusted
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2021 17:57:29 GMT
Just turn off Zoom mirroring.
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 5, 2021 19:01:36 GMT
The bad news is my weight has dropped from 13 stone 8lbs to 9 stone 12lbs* in about 15 days. I cannot recall being so light since I was a 10 years old.
The good news is that the medicos, after 10 days realise that this is life-threatening. And that I have documented my symptoms, stats and when and to whom I have reported these over that rime. In other words they must do things now, or be held accountable for my decease. The idle cunts.
Best of all, mysteriously, I had a phone call 2h later asking if I would be available for the Covid jab at 1.30 p.m. on Monday.
*The district nurse and I looked at the weight and she weighed herself to check - I was 3 stone lighter than her and 3 inches taller.
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 5, 2021 19:07:47 GMT
Fucks sake ChumblesI hope they sort it out sharpish. Proteins a plenty and whatever else is required. |
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Post by scubar on Feb 5, 2021 19:18:21 GMT
Somebody get that man a burger!
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Post by scubar on Feb 5, 2021 19:18:42 GMT
Or something that won’t kill him but is just as nutritious and fattening
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 5, 2021 19:21:24 GMT
In other less important news.
It's absolutely chucking it down. I want to go to Tesco Metro for an Easter egg but it's a 15 mins walk each way.
A wee bit of Tony Hawk's tonight I think.
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 5, 2021 19:34:45 GMT
Oh dear Chumbles. You now weigh less than Mrs T, and she's only 5' 4".* *If she reads this, I'm a dead man. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 5, 2021 21:44:23 GMT
Probably not the best thing to post.
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 5, 2021 21:45:33 GMT
I suspect...
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 5, 2021 21:46:46 GMT
...everyone.
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 5, 2021 21:50:15 GMT
Chumbles
That doesn't sound great, Have you tried eating?
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Post by scubar on Feb 5, 2021 21:53:56 GMT
Chumbles? Have you tried becoming a fat bap? It’s all the rage round here.
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 5, 2021 21:57:38 GMT
Sounds rubbish Chumbs.
I've got a few kilos spare you could have, if you want them.
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 5, 2021 22:11:56 GMT
Chumbles? Have you tried becoming a fat bap? It’s all the rage round here. Hi! |
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 5, 2021 22:13:33 GMT
Sounds rubbish Chumbs. I've got a few kilos spare you could have, if you want them. Chumbles! I have a few spare good old British pounds and ounces you could have, if you want them. |
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Post by Destry on Feb 5, 2021 22:29:53 GMT
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 5, 2021 22:43:19 GMT
lazybones will not escape behind a veil of green. |
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Post by lazybones on Feb 5, 2021 23:30:35 GMT
Chumbles
For the love of God - Chug some protein shake. Bulk up.
Please. A weird online trick to build body mass.
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 5, 2021 23:39:03 GMT
I'd love a veil of green.
Preferably Cali Orange or white widow. Yum!
Been watching David Copperfield. More entertaining than I was expecting.
Played a bit of Minecraft with the child earlier. Warned her to go nowhere near my survival save game after the Super Mario Oddyssey debacle.
Bought a few things on Bandcamp Friday as I'm a hep cat daddio.
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Post by lazybones on Feb 5, 2021 23:42:26 GMT
I'd love a veil of green. Preferably Cali Orange or white widow. Yum! Been watching David Copperfield. More entertaining than I was expecting. Played a bit of Minecraft with the child earlier. Warned her to go nowhere near my survival save game after the Super Mario Oddyssey debacle. Bought a few things on Bandcamp Friday as I'm a hep cat daddio. Coppers and Co? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 5, 2021 23:59:37 GMT
I'd love a veil of green. Preferably Cali Orange or white widow. Yum! Been watching David Copperfield. More entertaining than I was expecting. Coppers and Co?  |
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Post by Chumbles on Feb 6, 2021 0:08:32 GMT
Thanks for the ideas chaps... Sheep2 - eating is on my to do list - permanently crankcaller - I am on my maximum fat / protein diet = 200% recommended daily; horribly expensive. Everyone - please do not send your excess fat here; I am not inclined to Hannibalism |
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 6, 2021 0:55:43 GMT
lazybones will not escape behind a veil of green. Lazybones' usual sketched avatar, for some reason, makes me think of Chris martin from cold play. Now this, which I think I have seen before from the old place, makes me think of Chris Martin in cold plays video of Yellow. Why am I seeing Chris Martin everywhere? Tldr, Lazybones is Chris martin, and I claim my sweet five pounds. |
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 6, 2021 1:20:40 GMT
Just watched The Hollow Man with Kevin Bacon. It was OK. Four stars.
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