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Post by stxdpr on Mar 15, 2021 12:28:57 GMT
Seems like a pretty sofishticated scam I'm always amazed when someone has the molluscs to con people like that Our brexit bonus as we don't eat the fish we catch? You could always branch out and try something else just for the halibut.
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 15, 2021 12:30:20 GMT
We've been had-docked.
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 15, 2021 12:31:26 GMT
There are false shark rays circling in the water.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Mar 15, 2021 12:43:24 GMT
Tbf there are a lot of sclammers out there.
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Post by Tuffers on Mar 15, 2021 12:44:41 GMT
They sure have been hoodwinkled.
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Post by stxdpr on Mar 15, 2021 12:45:57 GMT
What a load of Pollocks.
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Post by crankcaller on Mar 15, 2021 12:50:03 GMT
Hello. Hope you're all well. Busy with work and all that shite.
TV. More Strike.
Games. The Division. Levelling up slowly but need some better sights as I'm blind with iron sights. Didn't seem so bad on the TV on the ps4.
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Post by tenthenemy on Mar 15, 2021 12:52:56 GMT
Telling porgies about seafood, how can people be so shellfish?
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Post by amipal on Mar 15, 2021 13:03:30 GMT
Afternoon all.
Gamesblog: no.
TVblog: The Terror. Blimey. Then Arrested Development, where Maggie Lizer made an appearance. And finally, TNG.
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Post by Chumbles on Mar 15, 2021 13:19:53 GMT
I read all that, what a load of codswallop!
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Post by amipal on Mar 15, 2021 13:23:21 GMT
Lunchblog: cheese on toast.
I wanted to use my lunch hour to also prepare the marinade for my leftover pork from yesterday, to make pork bulgogi. Alas, the Apple I had designed on was destined for another mouth. I have been promised that more apples are due in the Tesco delivery later, so I should be fine. Should be fine. Should be.
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 15, 2021 13:29:07 GMT
It's not Friday, you silly old cods.
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Post by lazybones on Mar 15, 2021 13:37:15 GMT
I had a baked potato for lunch. At least - I put a potato in the oven while I went out to a branch of Tesco. I came back and found it only a third baked, so put it in the microwave. In the end it just tasted like a microwaved potato. Not baked at all.
Cheese blog
Be aware of a cheese inveigling itself onto the high street:
Worthy Farm Cheese
This cheese, its makers boast, is made on the site of the Glastonbury Festival. Michael Eavis even writes a paragraph of marketing copy for the back.
The cheese is dry and it is flavourless. Vote with your pockets. Avoid the cheese.
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 15, 2021 13:39:38 GMT
It's not Friday, you silly old cods. These are fake fish puns, not real ones. Your barbs can't stop us. It is no use carping. So they cannot be restricted to the plaice of fish pun Friday. There is definitely a spikefish in bad puns today.
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 15, 2021 13:57:01 GMT
Oxtail soup and Primula cheese 'n' ham coated bread slices.
I fear this will not go down well.
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Post by MrTiddles on Mar 15, 2021 14:23:24 GMT
It didn't.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Mar 15, 2021 14:39:57 GMT
Morning Technokings!
Valheim! Amazing developments over the weekend. Having set up my lodgings on the edge of the Black Forest, and got all the stuff I think is available in the meadow, I decided to take on the Meadows boss. Luckily they were located right next to my starting point. After making a sacrifice a massive electric stag turned up and proceeded to kick the shit out of me, had a go at my lodgings and smashed a wall down when I tried to run off, and roundly trounced me three of four times, before I gave it short shrift and smashed it to oblivion. Now I have a rather snazzy mining pickaxe and can mine copper! I've yet to find the ingredients necessary for smelting said however. With my newly found confidence I also went and smashed some skeletons (also died several times), and made myself a lovely cape.
Also realised I'm a few scraps of leather from being able to build a raft. Next up, an ill advised tour, sailing the seven seas!
OTTM - no
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 15, 2021 14:41:45 GMT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGH!
Sorry about the screaming. It's Monday, and I'm floundering a bit.
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Post by lazybones on Mar 15, 2021 14:47:50 GMT
Morning Technokings! Valheim! Amazing developments over the weekend. Having set up my lodgings on the edge of the Black Forest, and got all the stuff I think is available in the meadow, I decided to take on the Meadows boss. Luckily they were located right next to my starting point. After making a sacrifice a massive electric stag turned up and proceeded to kick the shit out of me, had a go at my lodgings and smashed a wall down when I tried to run off, and roundly trounced me three of four times, before I gave it short shrift and smashed it to oblivion. Now I have a rather snazzy mining pickaxe and can mine copper! I've yet to find the ingredients necessary for smelting said however. With my newly found confidence I also went and smashed some skeletons (also died several times), and made myself a lovely cape. Also realised I'm a few scraps of leather from being able to build a raft. Next up, an ill advised tour, sailing the seven seas! OTTM - no
This is strong progress.
Is the meadow boss Eikthyr? The one who rouses the animals to lay seige to your lodgings once in a while?
An icon for Eikthyr appears on my map, but it's on the other side of a river, with a big stretch of Black Forest to get through first.
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Post by Chumbles on Mar 15, 2021 14:48:31 GMT
Lunchblog: I thought I'd make a cheese omelette, nice and quick. Reader, I done fucked up... due to various probs I have eschewed fried food (ho, ho, ho). I am so out of practice I did a load of things wrong. I didn't let the eggs warm up to room temperature, I didn't add a teaspoon of water before beating them and didn't aerate it long enough, I didn't test the pan to ensure it was blistering hot so ensuring that the centre of it had the texture of a cork mat; and finally I didn't chuck the yellow rubber monstrosity away. As for 'quick' there's a mountain of washing up to do and I have an alien reassembling itself in my gut...
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Post by lazybones on Mar 15, 2021 15:02:49 GMT
Lunchblog: I thought I'd make a cheese omelette, nice and quick. Reader, I done fucked up... due to various probs I have eschewed fried food (ho, ho, ho). I am so out of practice I did a load of things wrong. I didn't let the eggs warm up to room temperature, I didn't add a teaspoon of water before beating them and didn't aerate it long enough, I didn't test the pan to ensure it was blistering hot so ensuring that the centre of it had the texture of a cork mat; and finally I didn't chuck the yellow rubber monstrosity away. As for 'quick' there's a mountain of washing up to do and I have an alien reassembling itself in my gut...
Get your laughing gear round one of these:
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Post by Sheep2 on Mar 15, 2021 15:31:37 GMT
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Mar 15, 2021 16:17:13 GMT
This is strong progress.
Is the meadow boss Eikthyr? The one who rouses the animals to lay seige to your lodgings once in a while?
An icon for Eikthyr appears on my map, but it's on the other side of a river, with a big stretch of Black Forest to get through first.
Eikthyr is the one. For me the place where you summon them turned out to be right next to the stone henge thing at the start of the game. If its a long way off, you'd probably want to build another camp nearer where they are.
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Post by lazybones on Mar 15, 2021 16:47:27 GMT
Eikthyr is the one. For me the place where you summon them turned out to be right next to the stone henge thing at the start of the game. If its a long way off, you'd probably want to build another camp nearer where they are.
This is my plan. I have a camp but it keeps getting attacked by 'Greydwarfs' and a poisonous Greydwarf Shaman, so I have another camp nearby to support that camp. This first camp isn't even the camp I need. It's a camp to support my sorties over the river. There's practically an ocean between Eithkyr and my original stone henge.
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Post by lonewolf on Mar 15, 2021 16:56:43 GMT
Last night I was playing Super Metroid. Never completed it when I was a teen so maybe I will stick with it.
Also BOTW, brilliant game.
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