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Post by crankcaller on Apr 23, 2021 14:17:55 GMT
Flick knives were all the rage in the mid 80s when folk came back from Benidorm etc with their folks.
Nobody seemed to take them out the house though - and the lads who actually carried knives were of the Crocodile Dundee "that's not a chib, this is a chib..." school of thought.
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 23, 2021 14:38:48 GMT
TFI FRIDAY!!
Finished work for the week. YEAH!
Sun shining. Lovely and warm. Considering walking to the local to see if there's any room in the beer garden and partake in a big fat shot of directors bitter*
*they don't sell it
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 23, 2021 14:55:14 GMT
Guardian Pick
My work for the day is done (it isn't). On a Marina article as well. Pleasing. What have you ever achieved?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 23, 2021 15:08:42 GMT
Down to the last two. Deep in the shit. Circle of blue death approaching and I'm frozen, paralyzed with fear and uncertainty. Where is my opponent? Is he as afraid as I am? There is the acceptance that I'm surely heading to a gruesome death. But then, a fire stirs in my belly. What if this is finally my time! My glory!
At that point I am instantly headshotted to death. I came 2nd.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 23, 2021 15:13:17 GMT
Fortnite or PUBG?
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 23, 2021 15:17:17 GMT
I think that was just mowing the lawn.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 23, 2021 15:17:29 GMT
PUBG. The bloody Vietnam map with bushes and tall grass everywhere.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 23, 2021 15:17:51 GMT
I did actually mow the lawn too.
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Post by scubar on Apr 23, 2021 15:49:10 GMT
Guardian Pick
My work for the day is done (it isn't). On a Marina article as well. Pleasing. What have you ever achieved? Handed my notice in. Sadly, cunt manager wasn’t there for me to punch. Punched the next person I saw. The graduate didn’t see it coming. Poor girl. |
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Post by amipal on Apr 23, 2021 15:50:30 GMT
Was all this drug action at secondary school?
I only went on foreign trip, and that was to Germany. Some lads got some booze, but that was about it.
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Post by gongfarmer on Apr 23, 2021 16:07:30 GMT
In my case it was Plimuff polly.
The French flick-knife was (ahem) Grammar school. I still have it.... the spring has long since bust, but a flick of the wrist has it working adequately.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Apr 23, 2021 16:09:24 GMT
A bunch of drug addled miscreants if ever I saw one.
I went to a rather upmarket primary school, with an outdoor swimming pool on the grounds. One holiday, one of the teachers rented it out to his friend to film a porn movie. Unfortunately it was a boarding school and some of the children were staying over the holiday. They happened to wander in on the filming. Said teacher was shortly fired.
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 23, 2021 16:18:18 GMT
All these stories are showing me that I've lived a sheltered life. And that I was the world's most boring teenager. At 14 I watched Porky's II in the cinema although the age rating was 16, but that's as wild as it got. No drugs, no alcohol induced vomiting. No trouble on school trips at all. We said " no grazie" to the nocturnal drug dealers on the Ponte Vecchio in Florence. One of my school friends bought one of those popular fake Louis Vuitton bags from an unlicensed street hawker. Before she was able to pay for it the police showed up and the vendor grabbed his wares and ran off, Only Fools and Horses style. She ran after him, caught up and pressed the money into his hand. We were all good girls and boys. Lunchblog: Warm flatbread with hummus, cucumber, small plum tomatoes and falafel. Lunch done right. Take note, lazybones . Gamesblog: Chapter 6 of Xenoblade Chronicles and I'm working my way through Satorl Marsh, which is really rather beautiful at night, what with the glowing trees and all. No spoilers on who my party leader is. Couple of sticky situations, including one that went pear shaped when I unwittingly traipsed into the territory of a higher level bird monster and some Volffs (Volvves?) got involved and started nibbling at me from behind. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Apr 23, 2021 16:35:38 GMT
Down to the last two. Deep in the shit. Circle of blue death approaching and I'm frozen, paralysed with fear and uncertainty. Where is my opponent? Is he as afraid as I am? There is the acceptance that I'm surely heading to a gruesome death. But then, a fire stirs in my belly. What if this is finally my time! My glory! At that point I am instantly headshotted to death. I came 2nd. It's a classic - The ballad of Babyf, did you get the girl before your untimely demise? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 23, 2021 17:16:37 GMT
Babyfark always gets the girl.
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Post by Faceless on Apr 23, 2021 17:20:24 GMT
Babyfark always gets the girl to run away in disgust. ftfy |
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 23, 2021 17:34:51 GMT
Babyfark always gets the girl. You realise this is a public forum and Operation Yewtree are probably monitoring you already? |
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Post by scubar on Apr 23, 2021 18:54:18 GMT
Tenthen there, running through farmers wheat fields when everyone else is going full Bullingdon
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 23, 2021 19:01:04 GMT
Tenthen there, running through farmers wheat fields when everyone else is going full Bullingdon I could soon be replaced by Pot Plant One. |
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 23, 2021 19:47:00 GMT
I went to Grange Hill.
*chucks sausage on a fork at Gripper Tiddles*
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 23, 2021 20:27:38 GMT
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 23, 2021 20:44:34 GMT
The king is dead, long live the fark.
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Post by gongfarmer on Apr 23, 2021 20:56:03 GMT
DBS from 4m. Right up in the grill.
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 23, 2021 21:34:01 GMT
It's not like the good old days, when using a CRB from anything further than touching distance was considered rude.
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Post by amipal on Apr 23, 2021 21:51:38 GMT
Damnation! Completely forgot that new Partridge was on tonight!
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