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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jun 29, 2021 10:02:41 GMT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH!  |
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Post by lazybones on Jun 29, 2021 11:01:03 GMT
Predictions for tonight?
A right royal drubbing for ... King Harry. Prince Harry? Harry Lionheart, and the boys.
Germany will dismantle England in the way they always / often have.
I don't know ...
I think if Harry Kane doesn't play we will / England will stand a much better chance. I'm not sure he fits in, other than as a lion-hearted talisman. And Jose Mourinho has disassembled his psyche.
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Post by lazybones on Jun 29, 2021 11:10:36 GMT
The sense of disgust can be a powerful thing. Hopefully Gareth Southgate is playing the team videos of Joachim Löw doing the things he has been doing on the sidelines.
The only way you'll stop seeing him doing it is by kicking his team from the competition.
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 29, 2021 11:13:06 GMT
Pickfordy
Walkery Stonesy Maguirey
Ricey Phillipsy
Trippy Shawy
Fodey
Sakoy Grealishy/sterlingy
The Lord (Him)
1-1
Goes to pens.
Oh.
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Post by lazybones on Jun 29, 2021 11:15:16 GMT
The England team have a powerful secret weapon.
Jack Grealish and his ability to draw fouls.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 29, 2021 11:15:36 GMT
Germany will win 2-1.*
*Subject to change.
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Post by Faceless on Jun 29, 2021 11:20:02 GMT
I read something yesterday that suggested England have an advantage as Southgate has changed tactics during the tournament, so Germany won't know what to expect.
I think that might be a bit of a stretch.
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Post by Faceless on Jun 29, 2021 11:21:45 GMT
Whatever the outcome though it's win - win. Either England beat Germany, and thereby win WW2 again, or England lose but that's good as we are all gammon faced racists who done loads of empire.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 29, 2021 11:21:48 GMT
Brexit now! I'm sure the lads can successfully get us out of Europe.
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Post by Faceless on Jun 29, 2021 11:22:24 GMT
If I've understood the Internet correctly.
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Post by lazybones on Jun 29, 2021 11:23:38 GMT
I wonder if Drake's Drum has started beating yet.
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 29, 2021 11:26:19 GMT
Just like God, Joseph, Mary and Jesus, Harry Maguire and John Stones are also from Yorkshire too.
Name. On. The. Trophy.
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Post by sandybahookie on Jun 29, 2021 11:46:16 GMT
FFS I have gundogan and gosens in my squad. Worst FF ever  |
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 29, 2021 11:47:20 GMT
Germany will win 2-1.* *Subject to change. My like was for the subject to change comment that tickled me. No, really. |
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Post by sandybahookie on Jun 29, 2021 11:48:00 GMT
Hopefully Lowe will consult the aroma of his mystical balls and arse and decide they can both play.
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Post by lazybones on Jun 29, 2021 11:53:07 GMT
Hopefully Lowe will consult the aroma of his mystical balls and arse and decide they can both play. I might call the police if he tries that tonight. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 29, 2021 11:53:28 GMT
Has anyone consulted David Icke yet?
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 29, 2021 11:56:31 GMT
Has anyone consulted David Icke yet? Uri Geller is there I think, in a helicopter over the stadium. |
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Post by sandybahookie on Jun 29, 2021 11:57:36 GMT
I should maybe pick havertz for capt if gundogan is a doubt
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Post by sandybahookie on Jun 29, 2021 12:03:21 GMT
Hopefully Lowe will consult the aroma of his mystical balls and arse and decide they can both play. I might call the police if he tries that tonight. you should, its an affront to public decency! |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 29, 2021 12:23:31 GMT
I have conducted a highly SCIENTIFIC test on the cat. It indicated England to win. Either that, or my right index finger is smellier than the left.
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Post by lazybones on Jun 29, 2021 12:27:18 GMT
I wonder if Danbury Mint can do same-day delivery on a Richard the Lionheart sword...
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Post by gongfarmer on Jun 29, 2021 12:31:48 GMT
Gosens is doubtful?  Oh well there's another change of captain for the eejits. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 29, 2021 12:40:45 GMT
I had an ominous dream last night in which I was on holiday in a caravan with several members of the Chatterbox community, who acted in an increasingly threatening manner as the dream went on. Now I am not sure I will ever sleep again. Who? ...
Who was it? ....
Ah Lord. It was my comments about Babyfarkmcgeezak's joke yesterday wasn't it?
They didn't sit right with me, when I saw them typed out. Have I ruined everything?
I don't know who they/you were. They were looming presences more than named individuals. I think it was brought on by the anxiety of seeing Sheguin looming his way up the Fantasy Football table.
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Post by sandybahookie on Jun 29, 2021 12:43:48 GMT
Ive given the armband to Kimmich
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Oh well there's another change of captain for the eejits.