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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 1, 2021 11:56:42 GMT
Morning. I've had a trapped nerve in my arm for the last couple of hours. Pain+ Doing lots of reps in the gym? Got the deep burn? I originally read that as, 'Doing lots of reps in the gym? Got the deep bum?'. I must be deranged. |
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Post by lazybones on Jul 1, 2021 12:20:59 GMT
I had a tomatoey pasta dish for lunch, and watched sixth sevenths of an episode of 'Limmy's Show', then I played one game of Player Unknown's Battlegrounds.
I also made a cup of tea.
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Post by lazybones on Jul 1, 2021 12:22:37 GMT
Donald Rumsfeld has died.
Rummy.
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Post by lazybones on Jul 1, 2021 12:24:48 GMT
Apologies. It seems this happened two days ago ...
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Post by lazybones on Jul 1, 2021 12:33:46 GMT
Do you know about the Monkey Man of Delhi?
I was watching a programme, hosted by William Shatner, briefly, last night, and it covered this phenomenon: A hairy ape man with metal talons, flashing lights upon the head and a strange robotic way of moving (who attacked people in the night).
The whole thing seems to be dismissed as a period of 'mass hysteria', but ... maybe it wasn't?
The Monkey Man sounds a bit like Spring-heel Jack, or the Highgate Vampire.
Who knows?
I mean there's no evidence that a strange robotic monkey man wasn't terrorising the people of Delhi.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 1, 2021 12:33:59 GMT
Donald Rumsfeld has died. Rummy. But his solitaire app lives on. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 1, 2021 12:38:25 GMT
Mcdonalds delivery.
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Post by lazybones on Jul 1, 2021 12:41:15 GMT
Maybe we are just like ... chimpanzees ...
In a vast forest of unknowing ...
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jul 1, 2021 12:41:50 GMT
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jul 1, 2021 12:45:02 GMT
Maybe we are just like ... chimpanzees ... In a vast forest of unknowing ... An Enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a question mark, or is it a case of monkey see monkey do. There is no such thing as random, only causality. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jul 1, 2021 13:13:57 GMT
Apologies. It seems this happened two days ago ... For you at least, it was an unknown unknown, until now. Now it is a known known. |
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Post by lazybones on Jul 1, 2021 13:20:46 GMT
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 1, 2021 13:28:32 GMT
I just picked up 18 bottles of Budweiser for £10 from Tesco. For 56p a bottle I am prepared to drink Budweiser.
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Post by lazybones on Jul 1, 2021 13:31:01 GMT
I just picked up 18 bottles of Budweiser for £10 from Tesco. For 56p a bottle I am prepared to drink Budweiser. They should be paying you! |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 1, 2021 13:33:01 GMT
Do you know about the Monkey Man of Delhi? I've got a story for you Lazy.
An ex-work colleague of mine, let's call him Mr B, travelled a great deal in his youth. He found himself in India. One day, all the villagers were excited and had gathered in a large crowd. He asked what was happening, and, was told that the Svengali was coming. He waited with the others and sure enough, a large white Mercedes soon appeared. The window went down and a finger motioned for him to approach the car. He did so, and the Svengali spoke directly to him.
For many years Mr B would not tell me what the Svengali said to him, but my persistence finally paid off.
"Mad monkey mind"
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 1, 2021 13:39:52 GMT
I told that to Mr B in confidence.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jul 1, 2021 13:46:48 GMT
I just picked up 18 bottles of Budweiser for £10 from Tesco. For 56p a bottle I am prepared to drink Budweiser. They should be paying you! I don't really drink lager unless I am out in town, but on a hot summer day it is just about OK if drunk from an ice cold bottle. |
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Post by amipal on Jul 1, 2021 13:46:52 GMT
I just picked up 18 bottles of Budweiser for £10 from Tesco. For 56p a bottle I am prepared to drink Budweiser. Utter desperation. |
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Post by amipal on Jul 1, 2021 13:47:26 GMT
Speaking of which, I may have some rum this evening.
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Post by lazybones on Jul 1, 2021 13:53:51 GMT
I don't mind the taste of Budweiser really. It's just a bit watery and bland.
But so is water. And without that you die.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jul 1, 2021 14:02:06 GMT
Tesco are selling:
Paulaner Helles in 500ml bottle for £1.60 a botte if you buy multiple bottles
Budweiser: 18 330 ml bottles = 6L for £10.
Paulaner 6L = £19.20
But Paulaner is 10* nicer. It's a really nice beer so you are doing yourself a big favour by buying the Paulaner.
Warsteiner is also on offer and it is 660ml so it is £14.50 for 6L, but it is not as good as Paulaner. So you would be doing a favour over the Bud, but kicking yourself in the balls compared to Paulaner.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jul 1, 2021 14:22:27 GMT
I told that to Mr B in confidence. I thought that was the anecdote about the time they called you "Jackie". |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jul 1, 2021 14:28:56 GMT
Tesco are selling: Paulaner Helles in 500ml bottle for £1.60 a botte if you buy multiple bottles Budweiser: 18 330 ml bottles = 6L for £10. Paulaner 6L = £19.20 But Paulaner is 10* nicer. It's a really nice beer so you are doing yourself a big favour by buying the Paulaner. Warsteiner is also on offer and it is 660ml so it is £14.50 for 6L, but it is not as good as Paulaner. So you would be doing a favour over the Bud, but kicking yourself in the balls compared to Paulaner. As the slogan goes, " good, better, Paulaner" |
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Post by Tuffers on Jul 1, 2021 14:32:57 GMT
They should be paying you! I don't really drink lager unless I am out in town, but on a hot summer day it is just about OK if drunk from an ice cold bottle. Only if you drink it through a straw dipped in ghost chillies and horse shit, whilst holding your nose. And even then it's rank*. Is this the wurst ever post on chatterbox 2.0? *just like my face |
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Post by lazybones on Jul 1, 2021 14:36:29 GMT
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