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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Sept 29, 2021 14:05:24 GMT
What if he touches a goldfish?
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Post by Sheep2 on Sept 29, 2021 14:18:38 GMT
Touch a goldfish 3 times and Tuffers turns up and makes a cock joke.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Sept 29, 2021 15:27:11 GMT
Who the fuck does Tuffers think he is, the goddam goldfish police or something?
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Post by Shenguin on Sept 29, 2021 15:28:09 GMT
What is the biblical punishment for making fish puns, wasn't there a king or someone who was rubbed the wrong way by them? Picked up a cold the day after flu jab, now not allowed into office until smiling and happy again. Rub *this* the wrong way.
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 29, 2021 17:31:28 GMT
I do like the PS5 graphics - it looks like the North West 200 - in those conditions deadly
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 29, 2021 17:35:03 GMT
Who the fuck does Tuffers think he is, the goddam goldfish police or something? Put the fish back in the bowl, punk. Then pull up your trousers, real slow. *cocks trigger*
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Post by RollingEscargot on Sept 29, 2021 17:55:03 GMT
Mama!
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Post by Faceless on Sept 29, 2021 18:05:58 GMT
Mortal Combat X, and some golf thing on ps+ in October.
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Post by Faceless on Sept 29, 2021 18:07:46 GMT
Not that I've turned on my playstation for about three months.
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 29, 2021 18:23:30 GMT
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Post by scubar on Sept 29, 2021 18:52:14 GMT
Morning all, what fresh hell is this?
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 29, 2021 19:03:46 GMT
Second time of posting this and can't be bothered to type it all out again*. "Got drunk, thought I'd lost something, had a nap, woke up, found it." Chumbles ? *this was the gist of what I was saying, sad when deconstructed really.
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 29, 2021 19:19:48 GMT
Morning all, what fresh hell is this? Destry, after earlier trying to snare Sheep2 with his knob, is in the pub. Rolling was caught, with his trousers down, molesting a goldfish. Scamander might have posted about one of those childish video games, but I'm not sure. Your welcome.
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 29, 2021 19:49:51 GMT
Morning, goldfish botherers!
Today things didn't go as planned. Yesterday evening I got yet again a notification that Twitch streamer friend was streaming. I checked whether he was streaming BOTW. He wasn't, he was streaming Lost in Random, which is such a Burton-esque game that surely the devs must be paying royalties to the man. So I had dinner first and then joined the stream sometime later that evening. As it turned out, streamer was hellbent on finishing the game, which he did at around one o'clock in the morning. So again I didn't get all the sleep I deserve.
I missed bits of it including the beginning but it's definitely a nice enough game. Great voice acting, mainly good character design and writing (thanks for the inspiration, Tim), inventive combat mechanics, lack of enemy variety. The story from what I gathered is interesting but I found the ending abrupt and disappointing. Maybe I was getting grumpy because it was late.
Got up and found that the neighbours had once more swiped my bin, so I had to go and steal it back.
Already in the morning I got a message from Ocado that my lunchtime delivery would be most likely delayed "due to a technical issue at the warehouse". I was assuming that the driver had to hunt down an open petrol station. So I was delaying having lunch until I got a phone call from the driver at 3 p.m. telling me that he wouldn't be able to deliver today. Phoned customer services, rearranged redelivery for tomorrow, finally had lunch.
Then I was too full to have dinner. There's a BOTW stream coming up later this evening during which I will probably get hungry because I haven't had dinner. This is unsatisfactory.
Games (actually played by me): ACNH and not much else.
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Post by Chumbles on Sept 29, 2021 19:55:47 GMT
Second time of posting this and can't be bothered to type it all out again*. "Got drunk, thought I'd lost something, had a nap, woke up, found it." Chumbles ? *this was the gist of what I was saying, sad when deconstructed really. If this related to my Tuesday post, it was to point out we had both today's and yesterday's boxes open. Apart from that I haven't the faintest clue what you're on about - I'm tt.
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 29, 2021 19:59:13 GMT
Second time of posting this and can't be bothered to type it all out again*. "Got drunk, thought I'd lost something, had a nap, woke up, found it." Chumbles ? *this was the gist of what I was saying, sad when deconstructed really. If this related to my Tuesday post, it was to point out we had both today's and yesterday's boxes open. Apart from that I haven't the faintest clue what you're on about - I'm tt. Yes it was and I didn't know. Thank you.
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 29, 2021 20:04:47 GMT
tenthenemy "Got up and found that the neighbours had once more swiped my bin, so I had to go and steal it back." Isn't this the same as my neighbour stealing* our food bin, as I described earlier this year? I may or may not wait at home until the bin people have been and then dart out to retrieve said bin, this is normal** behaviour as far as I'm concerned. *or they just picked up the nearest one. **Pref.Mam. thinks I'm being an idiot, what do they know they're living*** with me. ***by their own choice.
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Post by tenthenemy on Sept 29, 2021 20:17:05 GMT
Oh, and while I was waiting for my delivery that never materialised I was watching Keir Starmer's speech which was nice enough but a bit too long, just like my face.
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Post by Tuffers on Sept 29, 2021 20:29:56 GMT
I currently have 8 (eight) wheelie bins on my front drive. I'm a real big shot round these parts. In reality, we all get 4 bins each. Garden, bottles/cans, paper, general. But next door are having their drive redone so asked* if they could put them on ours.
*put them there first, then asked.
Little do they know I've been occasionally** putting my waste (not that) in their bins.
**just once so far, I chickened out earlier as I thought I saw their curtains twitch (not that).
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 29, 2021 20:34:44 GMT
I'm flicking through Freesat. Something I never really do. When did we get so many shopping channels? There's a music show on a Korean channel called 'Rolling in K-Pop'
Rolling are you a K-pop fan? You kept this quiet. Are you a member of BTS? Do you have those smooth dance moves?
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Post by Felice Landry on Sept 29, 2021 20:43:15 GMT
Pref.Mam. may be away for the night. Yes that is a Spam fritter.
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Post by crankcaller on Sept 29, 2021 20:46:08 GMT
You do it to yourself, you do And that's what really hurts Is you do it to yourself, just you You and no one else You do it to yourself You do it to yourself
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Post by RollingEscargot on Sept 29, 2021 20:46:28 GMT
I'm flicking through Freesat. Something I never really do. When did we get so many shopping channels? There's a music show on a Korean channel called 'Rolling in K-Pop' Rolling are you a K-pop fan? You kept this quiet. Are you a member of BTS? Do you have those smooth dance moves? Yep I am a BHS platinum club member.
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Post by MrTiddles on Sept 29, 2021 22:02:30 GMT
I'm flicking through Freesat. Something I never really do. When did we get so many shopping channels? There's a music show on a Korean channel called 'Rolling in K-Pop' Rolling are you a K-pop fan? You kept this quiet. Are you a member of BTS? Do you have those smooth dance moves? Yep I am a BHS platinum club member. You've spelt BDSM wrong.
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