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Post by Admin on Mar 23, 2018 22:13:50 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2018 22:20:09 GMT
Goooood evening boxers!
You're all the worst.
I'm having eggs and bacon, to try and resemble a human being tomorrow morning. And also tonight.
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Post by Pyjakson on Mar 23, 2018 22:30:47 GMT
I'm having eggs and bacon, to try and resemble a human being Recently taken image of bloggie:  |
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 24, 2018 7:54:37 GMT
I have been extraordinarily lucky in my life; I’ve been blessed with many loves, and because life is about change, loves come and loves go, and that’s what living is. Past love remains strong in the heart, even though we are parted in one way or another, and the memories are sorrowful and sweet in this top 5:
1. Steve Claridge, leading the charge for Birmingham with his socks round his ankles
2. The ridiculously violent tortoiseshell cat I grew up with.
3 – 5. Whatever.
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 24, 2018 8:06:54 GMT
I no longer have the sort of instant burning anger that might once have led me to solve this problem directly, so I am reduced to asking the blog hive mind.
Do any of you own a big fucking red 4x4 that you've parked in my designated space for three days in the car park of my grief hole? If so, please could you move it? If not, should I:
1) put up with it and consider the fucking lily
2) leave a passive aggressive note on the windscreen
3) bang on doors and bang heads until someone moves it
4) vandalise the car
5) hire a forklift and move the car to a different space?
2) 4) and 5) aren't as anonymous as one might hope, given it's in my space.
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Post by amipal on Mar 24, 2018 8:19:36 GMT
Would "parking your car so you block them in" be an option?
Morning. I've had an awful night with the boy, so today is going to be a quiet one. I hope.
Off to the vets shortly with our winking cat. Bloody animal, he always seems to be the one that gets carted off down there.
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 24, 2018 8:20:30 GMT
I see Philip Kerr has a new Bernie Gunther book out next month, and excellent PR to support sales.
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 24, 2018 8:22:00 GMT
Would "parking your car so you block them in" be an option? Morning. I've had an awful night with the boy, so today is going to be a quiet one. I hope. Off to the vets shortly with our winking cat. Bloody animal, he always seems to be the one that gets carted off down there. Not without blocking other cars in. I had considered it. Who else in your household would you rather was carted off down the vets? Sweet release for yourself? |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Mar 24, 2018 9:01:29 GMT
Classic backdoor personal parking space boasting.
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Post by Pyjakson on Mar 24, 2018 9:14:58 GMT
Classic backdoor personal parking space boasting. All I'm waiting for now is a post where he "remembers" he just bought himself a new red 4x4. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2018 9:15:03 GMT
Morning all,
Productive day so far, the weird homeless guy who's taken to living in my parking space finally fucked off long enough for me to park my car in it.
He's come back and seems to be furiously messaging somebody on a phone I assume he keeps to buy drugs, he's also soiled himself.
Should I call the police?
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Post by Shenguin on Mar 24, 2018 9:24:20 GMT
Please, yes Bloggie.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Mar 24, 2018 9:43:18 GMT
I see Philip Kerr has a new Bernie Gunther book out next month, and excellent PR to support sales. Philip Kerr is a poor man's Martin Cruz Smith. |
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Post by crankcaller on Mar 24, 2018 9:56:08 GMT
Morning.
Bit more 'The Good Place' last night.
Still finding it amusing.
Mixed fortunes doing CEO missions on GTA. You'd assume a quiet lobby would mean peace to do stuff. Go tell that to the two Italians robbing me and my pal and killing us both 10 times. Wasn't best pleased. Google translate didn't quite bring across the vitriol in my messages to them. My high level acquaintance had gone offline or I'd have got him to come in and fuck them up. Yes - my friend is harder than your friend - it's come to that.
What's folk up to today? Nice day here.
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Post by amipal on Mar 24, 2018 10:45:15 GMT
Who else in your household would you rather was carted off down the vets? Sweet release for yourself? Bless'd oblivion... We've got two cats. I'd rather neither had to go. Anyway, turns out winking cat has an eye infection exacerbated by inflammation causing minute eyelid hairs to irritate the eye. |
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Post by crankcaller on Mar 24, 2018 12:38:01 GMT
Minestrone out the freezer for lunch.
Top stuff. Stand your spoon up.
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Post by tenthenemy on Mar 24, 2018 13:24:12 GMT
Oh boy, here we go!
 Today I was woken up too early by a cat pressing the START button, the same cat that's now snoozing on my desk without a care in the world. I'm not looking forward to the clocks going forward tonight. That hour will be stolen from me, and returning it in autumn doesn't feel like justice has been done. Particularly since it takes at least 15 minutes to change all the clocks in the house each time. The vet is the worst. You pay a lot of money for the privilege of having to find a way to administer the prescribed medication to your pet. Eye infection? Does that mean giving eye drops to the cat? Good luck with that. Cars parked in spaces they shouldn't be in is never an anonymous business, unless you go for option 1). I only ever had to deal with people ignoring the lowered curb in front of our driveway and blocking it. I've usually gone for a variant of option 2) - the downright aggressive note ("Unless you'd like to have your windscreen wipers tied in a bow you might want to park somewhere else").
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Post by RollingEscargot on Mar 24, 2018 13:31:48 GMT
I've finally worked out how to activate local mp on rocket league, 2 years after getting it. Superb.
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Post by crankcaller on Mar 24, 2018 13:34:57 GMT
Split screen couch two players?
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Post by RollingEscargot on Mar 24, 2018 14:23:04 GMT
Split screen couch two players? Exactly. The relative absence of local mp in the ps4 generation is v frustrating for those of us with no like minded real life friends. |
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Post by Destry on Mar 24, 2018 14:27:47 GMT
Split screen couch two players? for those of us with no like minded real life friends. Fixed that for you. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Mar 24, 2018 14:50:19 GMT
Very hurtful. I had a very nice chat with my milkman this morning, and that's just one example.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 24, 2018 15:06:43 GMT
We sacked our milkman a few days ago. Just get Sainsbury's to deliver milk now with the weekly shopping. I don't talk to the Sainsbury's guy.
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Post by Faceless on Mar 24, 2018 15:49:51 GMT
Chicken mcnuggets for lunch. More than 10, less than 20.
I feel a bit sick
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 24, 2018 15:53:30 GMT
Had pork belly and chorizo with a few pints of Jaipur down the local. Feel a bit sleepy.
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