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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 23, 2021 12:52:46 GMT
Hello, Daughter's mate who was round ours all day on Monday has tested positive for covid, so I suspect our Christmas plans may well be going down the shitter. The current English R-value is estimated at 1.0 to 1.2, so they're only allowed to infect up to 1.2 other people. It's more likely they'll pick someone they actually live with. One person plus Faceless? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 23, 2021 12:55:33 GMT
Hmm.
Is that a bit mean?
I'm going for maybe. But it is Shenguin's fault. He set it up.
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Post by lazybones on Dec 23, 2021 13:13:00 GMT
I’ve just been delivered two boxes from Mad O’Rourkes.
I didn’t order them myself.
Gift pies?
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 23, 2021 13:14:34 GMT
Morning
Last day of work.
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Post by lazybones on Dec 23, 2021 13:35:48 GMT
Six pies and two bottled of Lumphammer beer.
Mad O’Rourke’s is really having a Moment right now.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Dec 23, 2021 13:40:24 GMT
🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜
🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨
⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜
⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Post by Faceless on Dec 23, 2021 13:56:52 GMT
I'm hungry, and I have achieved very little so far today
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 23, 2021 13:58:12 GMT
Quarter pounder with cheese, fries, Tropicana orange juice.
Praise to Jesus 🙌
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Post by gongfarmer on Dec 23, 2021 13:59:34 GMT
2 rounds of Brie on toast. Coffee.
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Post by lazybones on Dec 23, 2021 14:08:08 GMT
I ate a toasted cheese sandwich and a sliced ‘Tofu Wiener’ and a side-portion of coleslaw, for lunch.
Quite nice.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 23, 2021 14:18:26 GMT
Two egg sandwiches.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 23, 2021 14:22:06 GMT
Sandwiches with two eggs in?
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 23, 2021 14:29:39 GMT
Fishy pie. Waiting for Jeff... looks like one of his delivery vans is going to get here after dark.
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Post by lazybones on Dec 23, 2021 14:30:27 GMT
One of the good things about wearing a face mask is that you can walk through a train station singing ‘Something inside so strong’ and no-one knows.
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Post by lazybones on Dec 23, 2021 14:32:46 GMT
Fishy pie. Waiting for Jeff... looks like one of his delivery vans is going to get here after dark. Every minute you stay in that room, you get weaker. And every minute Jeff squats in the bush, he gets stronger. |
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Post by Faceless on Dec 23, 2021 14:39:35 GMT
I am no longer hungry
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Post by amipal on Dec 23, 2021 14:52:25 GMT
Lunchblog: leftover bulgogi. It was goooood.
And then I vomited it all up, because of lazy’s Jeff-bush-squat comment.
Oh no, it’s happening agai…
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Post by Chumbles on Dec 23, 2021 15:12:15 GMT
Fishy pie. Waiting for Jeff... looks like one of his delivery vans is going to get here after dark. Every minute you stay in that room, you get weaker. And every minute Jeff squats in the bush, he gets stronger. If your theory was correct, after 10 years stuck in this room I should have evaporated! When I installed the cameras and machine gun turrets, I ensured that they have a clear field of fire -the Jeffs have to approach on a well-lit path. The only bush in the back garden is a Pyracantha, and it's not called firethorn for nothing ... |
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Post by gongfarmer on Dec 23, 2021 15:31:39 GMT
FFS
PM has just been to wrap my Xmas pressies (Jeans)and found 2 pairs still have the security tags on.
Off now to head out in the pissing rain to have a nice word with the enfeebled poltroons at Matalan.
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Post by scubar on Dec 23, 2021 15:47:44 GMT
Hello, I’m “working” whilst watching Muppet Christmas Carol.
The definitive version, in my mind.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 23, 2021 15:50:47 GMT
There's more than one Muppet Christmas Carol?
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Post by Faceless on Dec 23, 2021 15:56:34 GMT
There's more than one Muppet Christmas Carol? clearly you're not familiar with the cornish edition |
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Post by scubar on Dec 23, 2021 15:58:49 GMT
There's more than one Muppet Christmas Carol? clearly you're not familiar with the cornish edition ”’Ere! Wasson, Mr Scrooge!” |
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 23, 2021 16:37:55 GMT
Yep, yep, yep.
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Post by Faceless on Dec 23, 2021 16:41:12 GMT
Thank you for your email. I am now out of the office until Tuesday 4th Jan. For anything urgent, please contact *this*
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