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Post by Shenguin on Apr 5, 2018 13:00:07 GMT
I'm on my way to London for the second day running. Yesterday I visited one of the big accountancy firms and hobnobbed with some high up political types, and then went to a charity event. Today I have a meeting with a major international law firm. What I'm saying is, I'm kind of a big deal.*
No games, as I haven't really had time in my busy and important schedule. I think I'm probably within an hour or so of finishing the main story in Ratchet and Clank. I might manage to finish it Sunday.
*I'm not a big deal. I'm twisting the truth to make my pathetic life sound more important than it is. You all knew that already though, didn't you?
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 5, 2018 13:01:19 GMT
Lunch is for wimps.
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Post by Faceless on Apr 5, 2018 13:04:47 GMT
Chipotle chicken wrap, prawn cocktail crisps.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Apr 5, 2018 13:04:54 GMT
After swearing off the devil juice (coffee) for almost a year I've just had a double espresso and who wants to tussle? I AM HERCULES
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Post by amipal on Apr 5, 2018 13:06:09 GMT
What is this, Masterchef: The Idiots? Hi! |
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Post by Faceless on Apr 5, 2018 13:10:13 GMT
After swearing off the devil juice (coffee) for almost a year I've just had a double espresso and who wants to tussle? I AM HERCULES As of Monday I'm limiting myself to one coffee a day. I'm considering taking up smoking instead. Or murder |
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Post by amipal on Apr 5, 2018 13:14:22 GMT
Hello all. I've been to a playground today and the Coop. That's it.
Smoked salmon and cream cheese sandwich for lunch.
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Post by cobblers on Apr 5, 2018 13:16:29 GMT
Hello all. I've been to a playground today and the Coop. That's it. Smoked salmon and cream cheese sandwich for lunch. shenguin, take note. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 5, 2018 13:19:26 GMT
I am off to London for a night out. Hopefully I will not get stabbed or shot.
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Post by cobblers on Apr 5, 2018 13:24:03 GMT
I am off to London for a night out. Hopefully I will not get stabbed or shot. candlestick, rope, lead pipe, wrench: keeping it classy. Good man. |
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 5, 2018 13:27:45 GMT
I am off to London for a night out. Hopefully I will not get stabbed or shot. Try not to get in my way. |
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Post by amipal on Apr 5, 2018 14:10:00 GMT
Hello all. I've been to a playground today and the Coop. That's it. Smoked salmon and cream cheese sandwich for lunch. shenguin, take note. To make matters better*, I'm off to camera club tonight! *much, much worse. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 5, 2018 14:36:32 GMT
If Shenguin ever met an actual yoot in London it is pretty clear which of them would be most scared.
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Post by scubar on Apr 5, 2018 14:37:56 GMT
I’ve discovered, and got lost in, the world of SCP. Some weird and interesting stuff out there.
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 5, 2018 14:40:08 GMT
Believe me, it was a mercy killing. Earlier a random bloke in the street asked me: "Excuse me, do you know who put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop shoo-bop?" We quickly established that it was probably the same person who put the ram in the rama-lama-dingdong but were unable to narrow it down further. Does anyone know anything about this matter? Was it one of you who asked? If so, don't you think it's time for a new chat-up line? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 5, 2018 15:12:06 GMT
A dodgy bloke just tried to sell me some Gillette razors in the pub.
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 5, 2018 15:12:18 GMT
I think I killed it again.
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 5, 2018 15:14:40 GMT
A dodgy bloke just tried to sell me some Gillette razors in the pub. Are all these dodgy blokes emerging from hibernation? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 5, 2018 15:18:23 GMT
He looked rough (ironically in need of a shave). I believe he may have been on the skag.
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Post by cobblers on Apr 5, 2018 15:22:07 GMT
The worst pub sales pitch I ever got was for “cheap speed”. Normal speed is fucking awful and best avoided, actually, cancel that, the worst sales pitch was for WKD, cheap speed is better than WKD, but there’s not much in it.
I have drunk in some classy pubs, as you have probably gathered.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 5, 2018 15:27:55 GMT
The worst pub sales pitch I ever got was for “cheap speed”. Normal speed is fucking awful and best avoided, actually, cancel that, the worst sales pitch was for WKD, cheap speed is better than WKD, but there’s not much in it. I have drunk in some classy pubs, as you have probably gathered. I don’t think anyone outside council estates still buys speed. Or WKD. |
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Post by Faceless on Apr 5, 2018 15:32:17 GMT
Cheap speed is probably better than normal speed, as it contains less speed
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Apr 5, 2018 15:34:26 GMT
I’ve discovered, and got lost in, the world of SCP. Some weird and interesting stuff out there. what on earth is SCP? Salted Cheese Performance? |
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Post by Faceless on Apr 5, 2018 15:37:06 GMT
I’ve discovered, and got lost in, the world of SCP. Some weird and interesting stuff out there. what on earth is SCP? Salted Cheese Performance? It's an abbreviation of SidCuP |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 5, 2018 15:37:38 GMT
Cheap speed is probably better than normal speed, as it contains less speed 80’s speed > Polish speed > Speed 2 > speed with strawberry nesquick added. |
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