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Post by Faceless on May 23, 2022 10:52:36 GMT
Me and the cat watched 3 episodes of Frozen Planet. He got a real kick out of watching the penguins being hunted by seals, the sick fuck. I had pizza, he pooped in my hallway and then scarpered. Not been seen since. I take it you asked the cat its preferred pronouns ftfy |
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Post by Sheep2 on May 23, 2022 10:55:12 GMT
So Shenguin has shit in his office, again. Nice.
I hope he at least managed to close the office door even f he can't close a toilet door..
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Post by Melvazord on May 23, 2022 11:02:39 GMT
Apparently it's OK now to break the law if you're under "extraordinary pressure". That certainly describes my current work situation, so to that end I've decided to burn the place down, and when the rozzers turn up I'll just say I'm a Tory candidate. Actually, I dont want anyone to think I'm a nonce, so better not. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tory-jonty-campbell-tweet-probe-b2085042.htmlEvery day they drag this country further down the shitter. Hi! Games: Stellaris OTTM: I've been mass printing Anubis warriors for a mate. He wants 80 total and I've done about 50 so far. Printer was running pretty much the whole weekend. Also printing out a large cthulu statue thing for the guy whose leaving my team at the end of the week, as he's a big Lovecraft fan, except for the racism, obviously. |
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Post by Melvazord on May 23, 2022 11:04:11 GMT
I've got a headache and a sore throat, which I assume is a new strain of Omicron, or Monkeypox. It's been nice knowing you (not you obviously). It’s monkeycron, a horrible combination of the two. Best wishes. He was my favourite transformer growing up. |
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Post by Tuffers on May 23, 2022 11:24:03 GMT
Rolling is nearly dead due to Snailpox?
<insert French* joke>
*who are now our loyal friends after eurovision (tricolor heart emoji)
G'day cobbers
After spending Saturday afternoon in a pub beer garden drinking in the sun I felt surprisingly well yesterday. So I did gardening in the sun. Lots of weed pulling and raking makes Tuffers a sore boy.
OTTM, only 9 days to go til the PM and younglings go camping for 4 (FOUR) days and leave me home alone.
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Post by Tuffers on May 23, 2022 11:24:57 GMT
Pull THIS weed etc etc
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Post by scamander on May 23, 2022 11:55:56 GMT
show me on the sexdoll where the monkey touched you.
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Post by crankcaller on May 23, 2022 12:00:15 GMT
Idiot Workchum "That email you set up doesn't work"
Crank "Yes it does"
IW "I can't get logged in"
Crank "That doesn't mean it's not working"
Beans on toast for lunch.
Was good but could have done with eggs on top.
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Post by reddonkeyham on May 23, 2022 12:13:55 GMT
You all know you've contracted the viral disease Donkeypox™ just by reading my posts right?
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Post by Felice Landry on May 23, 2022 12:25:10 GMT
Fried eggs and chips for lunch.
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Post by tenthenemy on May 23, 2022 12:30:59 GMT
You all know you've contracted the viral disease Donkeypox™ just by reading my posts right? Donkey Pox, the least favourite character in the franchise since they modelled Cranky Kong on CrankCallerUK. |
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Post by Chumbles on May 23, 2022 12:47:35 GMT
Apparently it's OK now to break the law if you're under "extraordinary pressure". That certainly describes my current work situation, so to that end I've decided to burn the place down, and when the rozzers turn up I'll just say I'm a Tory candidate. Actually, I dont want anyone to think I'm a nonce, so better not. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tory-jonty-campbell-tweet-probe-b2085042.htmlEvery day they drag this country further down the shitter He must have sniffed a helluva lot of women and girls over a long time to speak with authority to make a proper comparative analysis*. Perhaps he was looking for acorns? *I have never, ever understood people sniffing undergarments. An ex-gf used to wear hers multiple days and sniffed them to check if they were wearable. Perhaps, like Boney, she suffered from Bromidrophilia? (I was desperate, but that quickly became too much for me, hence the ex-) |
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Post by Tuffers on May 23, 2022 12:48:03 GMT
I'm waiting to hear what Faceless and his mates at the David Icke club have to say about Monkeypox*.
*or Shonkypox as us who aren't reptilian 5g overlords call it. Wake up sheeple!
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Post by Shenguin on May 23, 2022 13:22:36 GMT
Admin there, trying to shift blame for the missing apostrophe on to Chumbles.
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Post by Faceless on May 23, 2022 13:28:36 GMT
I'm waiting to hear what Faceless and his mates at the David Icke club have to say about Monkeypox*. *or Shonkypox as us who aren't reptilian 5g overlords call it. Wake up sheeple! So far there's doesn't seem to be a definitive ruling one way or the other. Not like hollow earth, which is 100% true |
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Post by Faceless on May 23, 2022 13:29:25 GMT
I am continuing to monitor the situation though
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Post by Faceless on May 23, 2022 13:32:58 GMT
Ah no, I spoke too soon. Bill Gates is once again behind it all. Justin Trudea is also complicit, somehow
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Post by tenthenemy on May 23, 2022 13:57:00 GMT
Apparently it's OK now to break the law if you're under "extraordinary pressure". That certainly describes my current work situation, so to that end I've decided to burn the place down, and when the rozzers turn up I'll just say I'm a Tory candidate. Actually, I dont want anyone to think I'm a nonce, so better not. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tory-jonty-campbell-tweet-probe-b2085042.htmlEvery day they drag this country further down the shitter. After reading the headline I was surprised to find that the candidate's first name isn't Ralph, since this is the effect he's having on voters. He's also giving a whole new meaning to the old Scottish tune " The Campbells Are Coming". Bleurgh. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on May 23, 2022 14:11:07 GMT
Morning all!
On Saturday, feeling slightly worse for where, I took a second attempt at the Worldle after getting it in 5 and got it in 4 with the same starting word. Top banana. Today I tried the same and got it in 2 on the second attempt (4 on the first). A marked improvement.
I'm currently on tour in a hotel in Spalding to give an in person webinar in Pinchbeck this morning, on divesting from Russian pyramid energy in the motivational webinar industry. Went well I think, more than the zero (0) people that came to the last one. Top banana.
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Post by Chumbles on May 23, 2022 14:23:22 GMT
Admin there, trying to shift blame for the missing apostrophe on to Chumbles . Shenguin there, like a numpty, not checking the original poster where there isn't an apostrophe in WORLDS either. |
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Post by tenthenemy on May 23, 2022 14:29:12 GMT
I had long been yearning to get back to Xenoblade Chronicles and yesterday was the day it happened. Of course I had forgotten all the battle commands, but it's like riding a bicycle, isn't it. That said, I haven't used Shulk in my party for a long time so I'm probably really bad at Monado arts by now. For a moment I was wondering why I couldn't get behind the enemy before I remembered that I was playing with Riki as the tank who was naturally drawing all the aggro. Fortunately the party's levels are high enough to not require any real skill against most enemies and I'm sneaking past high level enemies anyways. I was delighted to get back into sidequesting and talking to everyone. I even remembered who they were and what problems they have. They have a lot of problems.
Authentic frontier gibberish, I'm sure you'll agree.
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Post by Felice Landry on May 23, 2022 14:59:03 GMT
Still slowly ringing, 51/165* bosses down, latest Big Bad Radahn blown up, died 15 times, about half of those were falling off things.
*So far only had to try one boss twice.
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Post by tenthenemy on May 23, 2022 15:41:29 GMT
Wordle 338 4/6
🟨⬛⬛⬛🟩
🟨⬛🟨⬛🟩
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Daily Quordle 119
5️⃣8️⃣
9️⃣7️⃣
quordle.com
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🟨⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩
🟨⬜🟨🟩🟩 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬜🟨🟨
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬜🟨🟨
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨
⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨
🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟨
⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨
⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟨
⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩
⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Barely made it.
Just look at the little staircase in the upper left.
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Post by tenthenemy on May 23, 2022 15:45:39 GMT
Morning all! On Saturday, feeling slightly worse for where, I took a second attempt at the Worldle after getting it in 5 and got it in 4 with the same starting word. Top banana. Today I tried the same and got it in 2 on the second attempt (4 on the first). A marked improvement. Several attempts at Wordle?? What is this, a new Ozympic event? |
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Post by Chumbles on May 23, 2022 15:46:52 GMT
Shame about the goddam background music, but we and Tanmanjeet Singh (MP for Slough) have never heard BoJo apologize for that letterbox comment. |
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