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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 16, 2018 10:42:59 GMT
I have successfully transported my cough half way across Europe and back.
It is still going strong.
It even survived a trip to the outer darkness (W*lv*rh*mpt*n) yesterday.
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Post by lonewolf on Apr 16, 2018 11:00:57 GMT
Shit short notice pre interview meeting.
Email jokingly says bring donuts. I jokingly want to turn up with donuts.
Advice?
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 16, 2018 11:04:58 GMT
Those donut holes from Tim Horton or Krispy Kreme. Apologize for not bringing the whole donut just the holes.
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Post by scubar on Apr 16, 2018 11:05:22 GMT
Shit short notice pre interview meeting. Email jokingly says bring donuts. I jokingly want to turn up with donuts. Advice? Go with donuts. Don’t share. |
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Post by Faceless on Apr 16, 2018 11:05:59 GMT
Shit short notice pre interview meeting. Email jokingly says bring donuts. I jokingly want to turn up with donuts. Advice? Bring doughnuts |
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 16, 2018 11:06:39 GMT
Shit short notice pre interview meeting. Email jokingly says bring donuts. I jokingly want to turn up with donuts. Advice? Go dressed as a donut? Impress them by doing donuts in their car park? Seriously, sounds as if they're keen to find someone reliable to bring donuts to meetings. Oblige and they will think you are a keeper. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 16, 2018 11:08:38 GMT
I'd prefer a cream slice with my coffee.
You've got to up your game.
Show me you really want the job.
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Post by llamaman1991 on Apr 16, 2018 11:13:20 GMT
I'd prefer a cream slice with my coffee. You've got to up your game. Show me you really want the job. I've got a cream slice for you...
Right *here*
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Apr 16, 2018 11:34:05 GMT
Spend ten minutes doing donuts in their carpark while beeping your horn and shouting “Hire me! HIRE ME!” out the car window.
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 16, 2018 11:36:08 GMT
I know cream slices are naughty but this really takes the eclair.
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 16, 2018 11:37:01 GMT
Congratulations Llama.* Wolfy, tell them you are more accustomed to people bringing you donuts. Then punch the biggest guy in the room. Also, ensure your tackle can be seen up your skirt when you sit on the desk. It shows power and confidence. www.theguardian.com/science/2018/apr/09/can-you-solve-it-the-hipster-bicycle-raceNo mention anywhere else of a new BTL policy, though evidence of it abounds. I finished Ratchet and Clank. I also recently accidentally watched 80-minutes of youtube explaining why the PS4 version was rubbish compared to the original. I have only played the PS4 version, but the criticisms of it seemed well-founded. *Does this sound sarcastic? It's not meant to. Maybe I should have given into temptation and put something rude or bitter after it. |
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 16, 2018 12:53:50 GMT
Is everyone else quiet because they're also conducting interviews today?
Donuts for lunch today, lots of donuts.
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Post by tenthenemy on Apr 16, 2018 12:54:41 GMT
Spend ten minutes doing donuts in their carpark while beeping your horn and shouting “Hire me! HIRE ME!” out the car window. They are looking for yet another Top Gear presenter? Wolfy should be good in this. |
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Post by lonewolf on Apr 16, 2018 12:57:02 GMT
Spend ten minutes doing donuts in their carpark while beeping your horn and shouting “Hire me! HIRE ME!” out the car window. They are looking for yet another Top Gear presenter? Wolfy should be good in this. I could be Hammond. The one who doesnt actually know anything about cars apart from making them roll over at high speed. The trick is to cause a rapid deceleration. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 16, 2018 13:06:02 GMT
Definitely bring the donuts, and good luck lone wolf!
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Apr 16, 2018 13:17:29 GMT
Isn't a pre interview meeting just a longer interview? Or is the meeting not related to the interview? Fill us in Wolfy.
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Post by Destry on Apr 16, 2018 13:27:15 GMT
Hi.
I am in sunny Poole, drinking an excessively priced pint of Thatcher's cider.
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Post by lonewolf on Apr 16, 2018 13:46:01 GMT
Isn't a pre interview meeting just a longer interview? Or is the meeting not related to the interview? Fill us in Wolfy. Interview the shorten the list for an interview. A get to know you. Im not the worst dressed person here. There is a guy who looks like a GQ model though. It looks like hipster central. Pool table check, football table check. Business mags and mens fashion check. Clocks set at world times to confuse you. I think I may have applied to a business sales position. I have donuts. Hidden until I choose wether its a good move or not. |
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Post by Faceless on Apr 16, 2018 14:04:47 GMT
Isn't a pre interview meeting just a longer interview? Or is the meeting not related to the interview? Fill us in Wolfy. I have donuts. Hidden until I choose wether its a good move or not. Where are you hiding them? On a completely unrelated note, how many donuts do you reckon you could fit up your bum? |
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Post by scamander on Apr 16, 2018 14:10:30 GMT
In the memory of R Lee Ermey I prefer to go straight into a 2 stage interview and ask what their major malfunction is that they need two attempts to get the basics right.
Going downhill from that point is easy.
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Post by lonewolf on Apr 16, 2018 14:18:06 GMT
OK its a team leader position.
Donuts showed out of the box thinking.
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Post by lonewolf on Apr 16, 2018 14:19:18 GMT
Or out of your box, hearing isnt what it used to be.
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 16, 2018 15:06:22 GMT
Get back in your box.
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Post by cobblers on Apr 16, 2018 15:08:39 GMT
You’re not the box of me.
What’s going on? Why is everyone shouting?
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on Apr 16, 2018 15:24:19 GMT
Where are you hiding them? On a completely unrelated note, how many donuts do you reckon you could fit up your bum? Why are we putting donuts up our bums when God gave half the population a donut storage rod? |
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