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Post by Melvazord on Jun 29, 2022 14:52:45 GMT
Independence chat is it?
All for it these days because of you people, this place. Scotland and England now seem like countries with fundamentally different mindsets.
I live in England, and the amount of bigoted anti-Scots bollocks I had to put up with during the last independence vote and during Brexit was fucking annoying let me tell you. Threatened to report one bloke to HR, it was relentless.
"It's just banter " aye mate, and if you asked the bloke in the department from Pakistan when he was fucking off back to his own country would you think that's acceptable? Prick.
So oftae fuck Scotland should go, we've had enough Tory pish to last us 100 lifetimes thanks.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 29, 2022 14:58:36 GMT
Back from the Dentist. I subjected her to a charm offensive and now do not need any stumps out. Denture & crown it is, superb.
She is Hungarian, but does not own a hovercraft. Bit weird.
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Post by scamander on Jun 29, 2022 15:01:10 GMT
Back from the Dentist. I subjected her to a charm offensive and now do not need any stumps out. Denture & crown it is, superb. She is Hungarian, but does not own a hovercraft. Bit weird. I'm getting a coded spy message vibe from that last sentence. Alternatively a Times crossword clue vibe. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 29, 2022 15:09:32 GMT
Back from the Dentist. I subjected her to a charm offensive and now do not need any stumps out. Denture & crown it is, superb. She is Hungarian, but does not own a hovercraft. Bit weird. She has eels though? |
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Post by Melvazord on Jun 29, 2022 15:09:54 GMT
Back from the Dentist. I subjected her to a charm offensive and now do not need any stumps out. Denture & crown it is, superb. She is Hungarian, but does not own a hovercraft. Bit weird. There used to be a Hungarian restaurant in Aberdeen. The proprietor had been a merchant seaman and jumped shipped and defected when they docked in Aberdeen some time in the early 80s. Let that sink in, 80s Aberdeen was a better prospect than Soviet era Hungary, imagine what a dump Hungary must have been, jesus. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 29, 2022 15:10:15 GMT
Morning Everyone! I'm on holiday for one night only.
I think I'll take my cue from Melvazord; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGHHH!!!
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 29, 2022 15:10:30 GMT
Sturgeon has scheduled the referendum for my birthday, so at least I will be off my face when I vote.
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Post by Melvazord on Jun 29, 2022 15:15:47 GMT
Sturgeon has scheduled the referendum for my birthday, so at least I will be off my face when I vote. Somewhere in a bunker in darkest Fife, Wee writes down a date on a post it note, pins it up to a cork board with lots of other dates, times, and information on it, wraps a red thread round the pin and attaches the other end to a picture with a question mark on it. He is one step closer. |
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Post by stxdpr on Jun 29, 2022 15:54:40 GMT
Anyone care to join me in an existential sream? GRRREEEEAAAAARRRRRGGGGOOOOOHHHHGOOOOOOODDD! Cheers. How are you? Did the student/co worker suffer an accident at work yet? |
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Post by Melvazord on Jun 29, 2022 15:59:05 GMT
Did the student/co worker suffer an accident at work yet? My one? He's long dead...oh I mean no, he went to work* for another company** *Is buried **under the A14 extension |
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Post by Chumbles on Jun 29, 2022 15:59:29 GMT
Scotland is such a wild, rough country, unlike a peaceful, pleasant town in England on a Saturday night... Definitely a Tids' manoeuvre by the fuzz... lovely bit of cosplay by the guy in the white Tee - either raspberry sauce or a left hook... |
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Post by muffrat on Jun 29, 2022 16:01:19 GMT
Back from the Dentist. I subjected her to a charm offensive and now do not need any stumps out. Denture & crown it is, superb. She is Hungarian, but does not own a hovercraft. Bit weird. Where does she keep her eels? |
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Post by muffrat on Jun 29, 2022 16:02:13 GMT
Back from the Dentist. I subjected her to a charm offensive and now do not need any stumps out. Denture & crown it is, superb. She is Hungarian, but does not own a hovercraft. Bit weird. She has eels though? Oh. Too slow, muffrat, too slow. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 29, 2022 16:10:42 GMT
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 29, 2022 16:14:27 GMT
Independence chat is it? All for it these days because of you people, this place. Scotland and England now seem like countries with fundamentally different mindsets. I live in England, and the amount of bigoted anti-Scots bollocks I had to put up with during the last independence vote and during Brexit was fucking annoying let me tell you. Threatened to report one bloke to HR, it was relentless. "It's just banter " aye mate, and if you asked the bloke in the department from Pakistan when he was fucking off back to his own country would you think that's acceptable? Prick. So oftae fuck Scotland should go, we've had enough Tory pish to last us 100 lifetimes thanks. Many years ago I got called a Scottish c**t in Cambridge twice in one night. Tbf, I am in fact Scottish and a c**t. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 29, 2022 16:55:47 GMT
I'm just surprised Rolling was allowed in to Cambridge.
I'd have expected the border guards to stop him.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 29, 2022 17:01:56 GMT
After the referendum we will be keeping St Andrews (Fife). It's full of posh English cunts so it will probably be a relief to you anyway.
There will need to be a tidy up of the border as well.
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Post by Melvazord on Jun 29, 2022 17:04:55 GMT
I'm just surprised Rolling was allowed in to Cambridge. I'd have expected the border guards to stop him. Meh. Cambridge is a bit shite, barely posh at all, utterly reliant on suckling on the sweet teat of tourists who've come to goggle at the chinless bike yahs that infest the place like rats. It would be more culturally relevant if they paved over it to make an out of town car park for Peterborough. This has nothing to do with the fact I nearly get run down by some velocipeding fox botherer every time I go there. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 29, 2022 17:15:29 GMT
You'll need a royal family. We can discuss other details, but we are throwing in Andrew as a parting gift.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 29, 2022 17:20:00 GMT
After the referendum we will be keeping St Andrews (Fife). It's full of posh English cunts so it will probably be a relief to you anyway. Straight swap for St Andrews (Birmingham). We'll need somewhere to store the warheads. |
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Post by Melvazord on Jun 29, 2022 17:25:26 GMT
You'll need a royal family. We can discuss other details, but we are throwing in Andrew as a parting gift. That's fine, we'll need a sacrifice to bless the birth of the nation. I propose we spear him through the torso right over the heart of midlothian, give the burghers something else to spit on. |
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Post by Chumbles on Jun 29, 2022 17:45:28 GMT
I didn't know that the Dutch colour-coded their fields... |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 29, 2022 17:53:14 GMT
After the referendum we will be keeping St Andrews (Fife). It's full of posh English cunts so it will probably be a relief to you anyway. Straight swap for St Andrews (Birmingham). We'll need somewhere to store the warheads. The locals will have them stripped and down the scrap metal merchant in no time. |
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Post by Chumbles on Jun 29, 2022 18:09:53 GMT
Livraria lello bookstore in Porto, Portugal. aka Flourish and Blotts! So beautiful - yet another place missed on my parents' insane dormobile holidays where seeing France, Spain and Portugal involved sitting inside a van in sweltering heat driving 4,300 miles in 3 weeks. We even took and ate food from England - what did I learn? That you don't find out by osmosis... |
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 29, 2022 18:17:01 GMT
That's some shoap.
Ottm:
"On April 11th, 2022, CBBC confirmed that The Next Step is finally renewed for season 8"
Jesus. fucking. Christ.
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