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Post by stxdpr on Apr 19, 2018 13:38:57 GMT
- torturing animals - sexual/emotional or violent abuse (or all three) as a child - head trauma (when young) these are commonly found in serial killers. Henry Lee Lucas ticked all of them, in a near comic twist his dad lost his legs when falling asleep on a train track. He'd push himself around on a cart whilst beating Henry, his mum would make him watch her with punters. Then he got locked in a chicken shed for the rest of the day. Chatterbox parenting tips book coming along nicely, which chapter involves the brick and sink punishments? |
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 19, 2018 13:39:48 GMT
Baby. Build a wee house and then hide nearby?
I let spiders & bees roam free and put them out. Anything else insecty dies.
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 19, 2018 14:18:28 GMT
Baby. Build a wee house and then hide nearby? I let spiders & bees roam free and put them out. Anything else insecty dies. I allow dogs, cats and spiders free range of my home, put out bees, crane flies and the like, and shoot flies, Fortnite rivals and anything else with the shotgun. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 19, 2018 14:21:57 GMT
I removed a large spider last night that was positioned on the ceiling over my bed, Spider of Damocles style.
That is not acceptable behaviour.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 19, 2018 14:27:22 GMT
Baby. Build a wee house and then hide nearby? I let spiders & bees roam free and put them out. Anything else insecty dies. Interesting idea, and some people do it and leave traps inside. I guess on depends on whether there is a good place to hide nearby. Just done an amazing kill as well when I built a massive ramp over someone in their fort and slayed them with an assault rifle.
Obviously I'm also getting lots of work done.
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 19, 2018 14:31:15 GMT
I removed a large spider last night that was positioned on the ceiling over my bed, Spider of Damocles style. That is not acceptable behaviour. On reflection, I should clarify that animals are not welcome in or above my bed. Except for the cuddly plush sort, obviously, because I'm not a monster. |
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Post by Pyjakson on Apr 19, 2018 14:34:46 GMT
I used to occasionally (once every 6 months to a year) have really vivid dreams about a spider being in my bed. One of the times it was merely above it, as per sheep's real life scenario, but I could somehow sense that it had the intention to land on my head. To this day, I don't know what muscles I used to spring out of bed and halfway across the room when I woke up, but it's good to know they're there, just in case.
I do not like spiders.
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Post by Pyjakson on Apr 19, 2018 14:41:51 GMT
- torturing animals - sexual/emotional or violent abuse (or all three) as a child - head trauma (when young) these are commonly found in chatterboxers. FTFY |
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 19, 2018 14:42:09 GMT
I'm on my second pint of Valkyrie in Weatherspoons*. It's lovely stuff. Get back to work/fortnite/insect saving losers!
*I'm not Destry. I don't think I am anyway.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 19, 2018 15:03:06 GMT
I am now doing terrible at Fortnite as the kids are back from school and online. Lucky fuckers with their reflexes and brain cells not ravaged by booze.
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Post by Destry on Apr 19, 2018 15:06:37 GMT
I'm on my second pint of Valkyrie in Weatherspoons*. It's lovely stuff. Get back to work/fortnite/insect saving losers! *I'm not Destry. I don't think I am anyway. I'm on my second pint of Wobbler cider in a Wetherspoons on the Quay at Poole.* * I am Destry. At least I think I am. |
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Post by cobblers on Apr 19, 2018 15:17:45 GMT
I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of Bristolian voices cried out for the bathroom at once and then suddenly wet themselves. I fear there is going to be absolutely no cider left anywhere by the time I get out of here.
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Post by gongfarmer on Apr 19, 2018 15:28:48 GMT
First really hot day of the year, and the aircon has packed up in our server room - is there a Guinness record for grottiest armpits?
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Post by lonewolf on Apr 19, 2018 16:16:29 GMT
I removed a large spider last night that was positioned on the ceiling over my bed, Spider of Damocles style. That is not acceptable behaviour. J. Jonah Jameson wanted pictures of you on your underwear. |
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 19, 2018 17:01:15 GMT
Mrs Crank has arranged to go out this evening with her pal. It's a long standing arrangement and hasn't hastily been arranged when the weather got nice. No siree.
(It actually hasn't - it's in my calendar. I'm just jealous)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2018 17:24:47 GMT
No spider would be able to grip the mirrored ceiling above my bed.
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 19, 2018 17:54:18 GMT
I'm off out tonight with a pal. It's a long standing arrangement.
I was quite happy about this, until I started worrying that I'm Mrs Crank.
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 19, 2018 18:12:42 GMT
Or her friend Kerry.
That my phone keeps autocorrecting to Kenny. Which begs the question is her phone also autocorrecting.
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Post by amipal on Apr 19, 2018 18:30:13 GMT
Competition time. Emotions are tense.
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 19, 2018 18:35:52 GMT
Are you live blogging the camera club competition?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2018 18:51:12 GMT
Are you live blogging the camera club competition? He absolutely should. |
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 19, 2018 19:28:47 GMT
Are you live blogging the camera club competition? He absolutely should. Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted One moment Would you capture it or just let it slip? Yo His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready... |
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Post by BigG74 on Apr 19, 2018 20:20:16 GMT
I had a social engagement last night which got in the way of gaming. show off |
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 19, 2018 21:55:00 GMT
Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted One moment Would you capture it or just let it slip? Let it slip. Definitely let it slip. I have form. I am not talking about photography. Easiest question I've ever been asked in this place, you imbecile. |
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