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Post by gongfarmer on Aug 3, 2022 11:11:24 GMT
Pupdate…. Snout-lump has refused to bow to prince penicillin, and so he is booked in for surgery Friday morning.
OTTM…. Possible signs of bollocks appearing. You heard.
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Post by stxdpr on Aug 3, 2022 11:32:35 GMT
Pupdate…. Snout-lump has refused to bow to prince penicillin, and so he is booked in for surgery Friday morning. OTTM…. Possible signs of bollocks appearing. You heard. Can they take round things off both ends? 3 for 2 deal? |
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 3, 2022 11:39:22 GMT
Happy Wiggler Wednesday to everyone!
Happy Anniversary to Destry!
Happy Lunchtime, may your plates be full!
Happy talkin', talkin', happy talk
Talk about things you'd like to do
You've got to have a dream
If you don't have a dream …
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 3, 2022 11:46:06 GMT
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 3, 2022 11:48:45 GMT
Pupdate…. Snout-lump has refused to bow to prince penicillin, and so he is booked in for surgery Friday morning. OTTM…. Possible signs of bollocks appearing. You heard. I thought they would've dropped some time ago.
[EDIT] Ah.... the pup.
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 3, 2022 11:51:57 GMT
Happy Lunchtime, may your plates be full Fish fingers on Brioche buns. |
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Post by crankcaller on Aug 3, 2022 11:58:06 GMT
Rookie numbers in the Drug deaths England & Wales. Amateur hour stuff.
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Post by Faceless on Aug 3, 2022 12:01:22 GMT
We’ve made a huge mistake. Waiting in a queue, estimated wait time over an hour… classic case of queueforthefirstrideyouseeitis. We shall not make the same mistake twice. I now have the app, which gives you walking times to attractions and their wait times. This afternoon will be different. It must be different. Oh god. This is the hell that awaits me tomorrow |
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Post by Faceless on Aug 3, 2022 12:08:08 GMT
Although I have just remembered a humorous* anecdote from the last time I went to Legoland. Like all good stories, this one started while I was having a dump. There was a group of kids who had all gone into the bogs together, and one of them was banging on all the cubicle doors trying to find out who was in each one. When he banged on my door I ignored him. Next thing I know he's stuck his head under and demanded to know who's in there. I responded with "none of your fucking business" and considered it closed.
When I came out to wash my hands there's the lad stood there with his big meathead dad - neck tattoos etc. So I'm there washing my hands expecting to get my head kicked in in the toilets at Legoland.
The dad was very apologetic though. A real anticlimax
*subjectively
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Post by amipal on Aug 3, 2022 12:08:09 GMT
It’s a thin gruel, laced with his medication (including worming tablets). |
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 3, 2022 12:26:35 GMT
What sort of monster takes a dump at Legoland?
Oh, yeah, Faceless.
Edit: And locks the door? What's all that about. Whole embarrassing incident could have been avoided if you'd just left the door open.
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 3, 2022 12:26:36 GMT
Car of the day, the Alfa Romeo Bat 7.
Bonkers. It looks horribly like a Capri with go faster fins - it'll be lightning fast in a straight line and corner like an oil tanker ....... |
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 3, 2022 12:26:51 GMT
Oven cooked chicken breast in a hot and spicy crispy coating, placed inside a wholemeal roll and smothered in crunchy slaw. Basically KFC++. Boodiful. 5*
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 3, 2022 12:28:38 GMT
It’s a thin gruel, laced with his medication (including worming tablets). Your face is a thin gruel, laced with medication, including worming tablets. |
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Post by Chumbles on Aug 3, 2022 12:36:09 GMT
Pupdate…. Snout-lump has refused to bow to prince penicillin, and so he is booked in for surgery Friday morning. OTTM…. Possible signs of bollocks appearing. You heard. Poor little blighter... so the Snout-lumps have spread to the rear end? Don't let him lick your face... |
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 3, 2022 12:38:35 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 3, 2022 12:38:56 GMT
Expert.
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 3, 2022 12:53:57 GMT
Car of the day, the Alfa Romeo Bat 7
It looks horribly like a Capri with go faster fins - it'll be lightning fast in a straight line and corner like an oil tanker ....... It's a concept car, one of a series striving for aerodynamic efficiency in the '50s. A Capri? Wash your mouth out young Chumbles .
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Post by BigPlate on Aug 3, 2022 13:15:07 GMT
This afternoon will be different. It must be different.
It won't be. You are at LegoLand in August.
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 3, 2022 13:33:17 GMT
Legolast.
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Post by amipal on Aug 3, 2022 14:56:37 GMT
You truly see the width and breadth of all humanity in a theme park queue.
The horror, the horror…
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Post by stxdpr on Aug 3, 2022 15:09:45 GMT
You truly see the width and breadth of all humanity in a theme park queue. The horror, the horror… I know they have minimum height restrictions but now maximum width ones too? Was it picnic or did you buy food there? Was it rob, Romesh and guests who stayed overnight in theme parks for tv last year? |
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Post by lazybones on Aug 3, 2022 15:20:43 GMT
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Aug 3, 2022 15:38:21 GMT
Theme parks are the absolute worst. Hell on earth. If I ever spawn offspring I will try to run a great deception to instil in them that they don't exist in earth realm.
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