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Post by crankcaller on Oct 7, 2022 12:15:03 GMT
I've not been mangled at work in about 20 yrs - and it was only ever on a Sat morning.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Oct 7, 2022 12:15:28 GMT
I've been freshly phlebotomised, apparently I also have high blood pressure. Who would of thought?
The 'jazz room' turned out to be a nurse's office.
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 7, 2022 12:48:10 GMT
It's roasting out there, proper scorchio. I am taking full advantage of this and pissing about with old Fords in Forza.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 7, 2022 13:00:44 GMT
Morning.
We won Fortnite duo match in one of our two matches last night. We then butchered at PUBG.
That's all I got.
Oh, windy and rain out.
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Post by sandybahookie on Oct 7, 2022 13:28:59 GMT
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seemed fine to me
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Post by Chumbles on Oct 7, 2022 13:29:40 GMT
Boss Nurse came* 3h ago and treated me; I've just finished clearing up after her. There's a nice mug of coffee I'm drinking. I could tell you how unbelievably painful the battered and bloody old plates of meat are, but one way or another you have your own problems to deal with. She's a good egg, and we agreed that the government should be given a bus ride over the nearest cliff. She isn't certain how the ballot and/or support for the strike will go, but she is currently coping with 40% vacancies. She sees it both ways... staff turnover is such that there are days she and her staff work from 8 until 6 (contractual hrs are 8-4). The mileage rate of 20p per mile doesn't pay the petrol, let alone the proportion supposed to go toward all the other running costs. The AA recommended rate for their annual mileage is 54p, Unison recommendation is 45p. So day to day she knows that striking is impossible without impacting patients, but without measures to get the government to address pay and conditions, the Churn will get to the point that the Community nursing team will be unable to continue. * (Attended might be safer with the salacious cesspits that most of you have for minds.) |
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 7, 2022 13:32:41 GMT
I've not been mangled at work in about 20 yrs - and it was only ever on a Sat morning.  |
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Post by Chumbles on Oct 7, 2022 13:37:14 GMT
The American SoH is weird... there were comments that said that they didn't understand the joke. Comments "I feel like a stupid American because I don’t get it" and "I don’t get it, I fly United or ANA" |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 7, 2022 13:59:19 GMT
I saw a Guardian article hyping up "Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared". I watched the first 5 minutes of episode 1 on E4 and its the biggest load of shite ever.
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Post by whatalark on Oct 7, 2022 14:01:27 GMT
Just had the combi boiler serviced and it wasn't condemned which is always good. All I need now is a large premium bond win and I can turn it on.
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 7, 2022 14:22:24 GMT
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 7, 2022 14:22:32 GMT
Morning
We are having our boiler serviced next week. And the car is in for its service and MOT (and a new Tyre). Please give generously. Will dance erotically for pound notes.
OTTM, no.
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Post by crankcaller on Oct 7, 2022 14:54:21 GMT
We had our boiler serviced a few weeks ago. But strangely the cunt who did it didn't notice the arse was falling out it - hence the hot water pressure problems and the requirement for a new one. I'll be emailing a strongly worded missive.
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 7, 2022 14:59:07 GMT
Morning We are having our boiler serviced next week. And the car is in for its service and MOT (and a new Tyre). Please give generously. Will dance erotically for pound notes. OTTM, no. Please replace tyres on the same axle at the same time, unless it is a spare tyre.
Hang on, "Will dance erotically for pound notes"?.
I've got quite a few of them. Hmmmnn... sounds like too much. What do I get for 10 bob?
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Post by Chumbles on Oct 7, 2022 15:10:49 GMT
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 7, 2022 15:28:49 GMT
Morning We are having our boiler serviced next week. And the car is in for its service and MOT (and a new Tyre). Please give generously. Will dance erotically for pound notes. OTTM, no. Please replace tyres on the same axle at the same time, unless it is a spare tyre.
Hang on, "Will dance erotically for pound notes"?.
I've got quite a few of them. Hmmmnn... sounds like too much. What do I get for 10 bob?
You get to see THIS. Passenger rear tyre was changed ABOOT a year agoo, like (puncture) sooo nooh getting the driver side rear tyre changed to match, like, will be bonny aye. I've probably made a terrible mistake. |
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Post by Chumbles on Oct 7, 2022 15:44:44 GMT
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Post by muffrat on Oct 7, 2022 16:50:34 GMT
Chumbles old bean, I've just noticed you've gifted me some stickers/badges... I'm equally touched and grateful, if a little unsure about what to do with them. Gracias, amigo
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Post by whatalark on Oct 7, 2022 17:02:22 GMT
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Post by Chumbles on Oct 7, 2022 17:28:59 GMT
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Oct 7, 2022 17:32:20 GMT
I've not been mangled at work in about 20 yrs - and it was only ever on a Sat morning. Did it involve a photocopier? |
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 7, 2022 17:49:28 GMT
There's a cracking low moon out tonight. Boodiful. And I don't mean low as in unscrupulous or dishonest.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 7, 2022 17:50:15 GMT
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Post by Felice Landry on Oct 7, 2022 18:23:13 GMT
There really should be a "dislike" button here. <edit>this was prompted by Chumbles's last post, maybe a strong "Booo" button. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 7, 2022 18:31:49 GMT
I liked it and I stand by that. A man of conviction.
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