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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 8, 2022 11:50:55 GMT
So it appears that Gavin Williamson is a bit of a cunt. Who knew? * * Everybody. Cobbler (RIP In Pieces) was at the same sixth form as Sir Gavin Williamson, who was not a knght at the time. Is it a surprise Gav has turned out to be a terrible wrong 'un? No, no it is not. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 8, 2022 11:59:10 GMT
My cat pooed in the toilet doorway again this morning. At least, this time, it didn't use the door to wipe it's arse.
Great story.
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 8, 2022 12:00:33 GMT
He always reminds me of Prince George from Blackadder the Third.
Gavin Williamson, not Cobblers (RIP).
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 8, 2022 12:03:21 GMT
I would not be at all surprised to discover that Cobblers is Gavin Williamson. I was not convinced by that story about him being 'at the same school'. Strong Fight Club energy.
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 8, 2022 12:11:41 GMT
The cat who lets me live with it does its shitting and pissing outside. To enable it to have easy access to the outside and inside, it has a special small cat door within the larger human door. It refuses to use the small cat door if a human is present, and insists on the human door being opened for it.
OTTM: Google Photos has offered up the following touching memories today:
1) Remember this Day? A photo of a car blocking a fire exit at work a few months ago.
2) Featured Tuesday. A photo of the reading on an electric meter.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 8, 2022 12:28:15 GMT
Rain really coming down now.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 8, 2022 12:28:58 GMT
The cat's next move is to force Shenguin to use the cat flap instead of the door.
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Post by lazybones on Nov 8, 2022 12:39:26 GMT
How do you tell someone to slit their throat? It’s an odd turn of phrase - almost nonsensical without the context.
Maybe it was a jolly suicide joke, like ‘Time to consider seppuku.’
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 8, 2022 12:49:26 GMT
Lunchblog: Golden vegetable cup-a-soup, wensleydale and branston sandwich.
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 8, 2022 12:49:36 GMT
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Looks a bit rum - 21.
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Post by lazybones on Nov 8, 2022 12:50:01 GMT
Telling someone to ‘button it’ - to literally fasten their mouth together with buttons - is also a horrific message of violence.
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 8, 2022 12:50:30 GMT
Hey Greeeeengo, I'm gonna sleeet your throat you eengleesh peeeg.
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 8, 2022 12:52:52 GMT
Fucks sake, who wrote this report?
what drivel.
It's so bad you should slit your throat.
Put us all out our misery.
A bit like that probably.
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 8, 2022 13:02:27 GMT
"Put a sock in it", a highly invasive procedure that could lead to suffocation, a blocked colon or worse.
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 8, 2022 13:09:25 GMT
How's your brother doing Tids?
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 8, 2022 13:12:54 GMT
"Put a sock in it", a highly invasive procedure that could lead to suffocation, a blocked colon or worse. Put SockpuppetPseudonym in it. A whole different mettle of sisters in law |
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 8, 2022 13:24:56 GMT
How's your brother doing Tids? He's fully conscious & lucid now and they've managed to get him to sit in a chair for a bit. Next stop - zimmer frame physio. I'll know more later as Mum's going to the Hospital this afternoon to take the piss out of him.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 8, 2022 13:34:23 GMT
That sounds reasonably hopeful. Sitting & walking. His mum fitting a catheter may not be so good.
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Post by scamander on Nov 8, 2022 13:35:28 GMT
has a threat ever been so disproportionate to the person issuing it as Williamson telling someone to slit their throat?
Perhaps Timmy Mallet once whispered that he was going to kneecap you or Danielle Radcliffe threstened to eat your skin...
I'd have pissed myself laughing and then sat on him before stealing his lunch money. The Frank Spencer looking twat.
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Post by stxdpr on Nov 8, 2022 13:36:05 GMT
How do you tell someone to slit their throat? It’s an odd turn of phrase - almost nonsensical without the context. Maybe it was a jolly suicide joke, like ‘Time to consider seppuku.’ Have you tried shaving with a... Bread knife/ scalpel/ circular saw etc |
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 8, 2022 13:41:45 GMT
Take a long walk off a short pier.
I wonder who else is in the bullying clique?
Gavin Williamson
Scubar
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 8, 2022 13:57:47 GMT
Who do you give your lunch money to?
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 8, 2022 13:59:22 GMT
389 Guests? wtf? Why don't you all go slit your throats?
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 8, 2022 14:02:54 GMT
Who do you give your lunch money to? Shenguin. Although he does give me fries. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 8, 2022 14:03:48 GMT
Gav needs to learn the difference between overexuberant play with friends and the threatening bullying of underlings when you are Secretary of State for Defence.
I have heard before that he doesn't behave professionally.
There is more than a bit of Alan Partridge about hm
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