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Post by Shenguin on Nov 13, 2022 19:39:11 GMT
I'm. Proper fucking drunk. Whatever people have said, I either agree or disagree with it Meet you at Tebay? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 13, 2022 19:53:12 GMT
Recently a while department was devoted to tracking that and contact tracing all whole got close. Confirmed contacts will be burnt in the fields. I like the idea of a "While Department", I wonder if there are other Department W's? There was a Department Wiggler, but Liz Truss got rid of that. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 13, 2022 20:07:01 GMT
I had 2 Scotch Eggs for tea. Living the goddam dream.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 13, 2022 20:23:49 GMT
I had 2 Scotch Eggs for tea. Living the goddam dream. Couple of indigestion tablets for supper? |
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 13, 2022 20:26:23 GMT
Wordle 512 4/6
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Post by RollingEscargot on Nov 13, 2022 20:29:09 GMT
I had 2 Scotch Eggs for tea. Living the goddam dream. Couple of indigestion tablets for supper? No need. They were purchased from a scotch egg specialist, not your supermarket muck. Artisanal as fuck. |
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Post by amipal on Nov 13, 2022 20:32:29 GMT
Evening all!
I trust you are all well?
Swimming this morning with the boy. Feels like he has turned a corner with it - excited to swim, confident in the water, wanting to try new things. He’s doing well!
Then took a trip up to the burial ground where my mum’s ashes were interred. The cherry tree she’s under is absolutely massive now, nine years later.
Filmblog: finished Blade Runner 2049 with my partner. Thankfully she thought it was brilliant. I don’t know what I’d have done if she’d said otherwise.
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 13, 2022 21:37:56 GMT
Evening all! I trust you are all well? Filmblog: finished Blade Runner 2049 with my partner. Thankfully she thought it was brilliant. I don’t know what I’d have done if she’d said otherwise. Slowly explain why they're wrong and then get a new partner or sulk for a week. Relationship advice always available, T&C's apply. |
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Post by Shenguin on Nov 13, 2022 21:44:41 GMT
Evening all! I trust you are all well? Filmblog: finished Blade Runner 2049 with my partner. Thankfully she thought it was brilliant. I don’t know what I’d have done if she’d said otherwise. Slowly explain why they're wrong and then get a new partner or sulk for a week. Relationship advice always available, T&C's apply. He said Blade Runner 2049 (which is proper shit), not Blade Runner (which is very good). |
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Post by Faceless on Nov 13, 2022 22:12:48 GMT
I feel a bit sick
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 13, 2022 22:13:32 GMT
Couple of indigestion tablets for supper? No need. They were purchased from a scotch egg specialist, not your supermarket muck. Artisanal as fuck. I went to a food market today. Very middle class. It was about 80% vegan. The non vegan stalls were organic. Riverford Organic were there and similar types. Unfortunately I turned up at 3pm so it was mostly sold out. I would absolutely have loaded up on samosas and bhajis and scotch eggs had I arrived earlier. I didn't actually know it was on. I had just been to Waitrose and had to pop in to Lichfield for a birthday present. I was on my way to the Kitchen Shop which sells overpriced stuff. I don't go there often because there is a risk of seeing £300 of gadgets that you've never needed, but once seen become necessities. Or worse £300 gadgets. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 13, 2022 22:15:51 GMT
Evening all! I trust you are all well? Filmblog: finished Blade Runner 2049 with my partner. Thankfully she thought it was brilliant. I don’t know what I’d have done if she’d said otherwise. Slowly explain why they're wrong and then get a new partner or sulk for a week. Relationship advice always available, T&C's apply. Can't you just get Tyrell corporation to update their software? Must be cheaper than a new model. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 13, 2022 22:18:26 GMT
Or your software. That might be easiest for many of you.
Unless you are an older non learning model.
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 13, 2022 22:40:22 GMT
Slowly explain why they're wrong and then get a new partner or sulk for a week. Relationship advice always available, T&C's apply. He said Blade Runner 2049 (which is proper shit), not Blade Runner (which is very good). Always knew you were a wrong'un. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 13, 2022 23:00:26 GMT
Shenguin needs a factory reset. That's basic.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 13, 2022 23:04:22 GMT
Turn him off and back on*.
*Turning back on is optional.
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Post by Faceless on Nov 13, 2022 23:20:33 GMT
I fell asleep on the train. Got woken up by the train guard, in the middle of nowhere. I'm now sat with a couple of people who don't appear to have many teeth, who I suspect may be into the whole crack cocaine situation. They seem like nice people though
I rang a taxi company, but the guy just laughed at me
To be continued
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 13, 2022 23:23:08 GMT
I fell asleep on the train. Got woken up by the train guard, in the middle of nowhere. I'm now sat with a couple of people who don't appear to have many teeth, who I suspect may be into the whole crack cocaine situation. They seem like nice people though I rang a taxi company, but the guy just laughed at me To be continued Been there, you will get home and laugh about it later, hopefully. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 13, 2022 23:24:00 GMT
Though, canonically, we'll never hear from you again, which would be a shame.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 13, 2022 23:47:20 GMT
There's a few canonical endings to this
1) Wakes up in a different country with no idea how he arrived, no money and no ID. Most likely Qatar.
2) Spends the night in Birmingham coach station, later emigrates to China - the HereComesTreble
3) Falls over smashes face in (unlikely in this case) - the Pootle
4) Gets murdered by small girl - The Toolio
5) Disappears on a mountain - the Crompers
6) Joins a cult- the Lazybones
7) Arrives home has pills and beer for brekkie - the Crankcaller
8) ODs on red bull never recovers- the Daky
9) Wakes up realises it was all a dream and he is stuck in Silent Hill -the real ending.
Choose your own adventure for drunks.
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 14, 2022 0:26:58 GMT
Mentioning the little girl will only bring down doom on all of us, thanks a lot Sheep.
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 14, 2022 0:33:55 GMT
Turn to page 400.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, Faceless. You are the demons"
And then Faceless was a zombie.
The end.
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 14, 2022 6:34:52 GMT
How dare you. I'd never have beer for breakfast.
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