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Post by tenthenemy on May 3, 2018 9:26:29 GMT
Haircut chat: I've had the same bob haircut forever since all attempts of having longer hair have ended in failure. Whenever the fringe starts growing over my eyes I know that it's time for a trim. Then I've got to feel my way to the hairdresser because I can't see anything.
My other half's haircut history is more checkered: when we first met he already had a bald top that he was hiding under a combover, because that's what his boss at the time did as well. Combovers, as everyone knows, don't work (see D. Trump for an extreme example), so as we were getting closer I took a pair of scissors to it.
A few years ago he grew a beard - a bit of a problem for our granddaughter as it turns out that she's slightly pogonophobic. We also acquired a hair and beard trimmer, and I get a lot of pleasure out of giving his hair and beard a trim. A number one haircut is very kissable.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2018 9:39:52 GMT
LOL.
I have a full head of hair, large quiff at the front, tapered at the back. I wouldn’t let an animal near me with a trimmer, if your stylist can’t cut it short enough with a scissors, you’re obviously going to an untrained barbarian.
I’ve had grey temples since I was 21, but the grey and ginger streaks in my beard (spade style) really suit my youthful 48 years.
I do have a small penis, but I never show that to the barber.
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Post by WeeCooper on May 3, 2018 9:41:11 GMT
" ....and also some Westland Lynx vids with the boy. "
I've fast roped out of those before, great great fun. And terrifying obviously. Are they still the helicopter speed record holders? Sexy bits of kit regardless.
@bloggie. Fully optimimised Striker 6 build seems to be the meta for groups in the game and Nomad 6 for solo players. I thought I'd maybe look at a Striker and see what I end up with as I'm more than happy with my Nomad so if I don't get the missing pieces it's not the end of the world.
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Post by tenthenemy on May 3, 2018 10:16:41 GMT
Oh hello. We are back. Turns out that the ProBoards isn't pro-beards.
Edit: maybe ProBoards is run by my granddaughter.
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Post by Destry on May 3, 2018 10:39:26 GMT
Killed it.
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Post by Shenguin on May 3, 2018 10:55:41 GMT
Short back and sides, I let the top do whatever it wants. Enough brown to show I retain the vitality of youth, enough grey to show I'm wise. Brown, grey and ginger beard. I'm basically devastatingly attractive in an alpha male intelligentsia kind of way. Teeth for pubes.
It seems to me that it's much easier to get kills on solo games of Fortnite. I average over one kill every 10 solo games, zero in over 30 Duo games.
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Post by scubar on May 3, 2018 10:58:19 GMT
You all sound monstrous
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Post by lonewolf on May 3, 2018 11:03:02 GMT
Hair is a bit like luke skywalker and han solo in a New Hope i.e. a mess.
Speaking of Star Wars have you ever had a video interview wearing a shirt and tie but out of shot you have Star Wars PJs on?
I have.
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Post by Sheep2 on May 3, 2018 11:04:52 GMT
I like the short haired badger look.
Elderly badger these days.
No 1 back and sides. 4 on top
It gets messy if I let it grow for more than 4 weeks.
If it gets longer on top it starts to resemble my grandad's hair. Admittedly he had a fine head of hair.
But it is disturbing to see him trying to appear in the mirror
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Post by cobblers on May 3, 2018 11:10:39 GMT
Hair is a bit like luke skywalker and han solo in a New Hope i.e. a mess. Speaking of Star Wars have you ever had a video interview wearing a shirt and tie but out of shot you have Star Wars PJs on? I have. I’ve done a telephoneinterview in nought but a towel, which was liberating but less objectively risky. |
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Post by tenthenemy on May 3, 2018 11:19:45 GMT
Hair is a bit like luke skywalker and han solo in a New Hope i.e. a mess. Speaking of Star Wars have you ever had a video interview wearing a shirt and tie but out of shot you have Star Wars PJs on? I have. Hang on, Star Wars Day isn't until tomorrow. |
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on May 3, 2018 11:33:11 GMT
] I’ve done a telephoneinterview in nought but a towel, which was liberating but less objectively risky. I entered my credit card info to get into Private Chat but nothing happened...Who do I speak to about refunds? I’ve got nowhere with the admin at LiveCamSmocklessJocksXXX.com. |
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Post by Felice Landry on May 3, 2018 11:34:12 GMT
3 back and sides, tidy up the top, move fringe up, don't care about the back as I never see it
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on May 3, 2018 11:51:44 GMT
As if further proof were needed that Trump’s a ding-dong, he still wants to call his new military branch “Space Force”.
Bloody Space Force!
If he’d let slip it was going to be called Starfleet with Space Marines as troops he’d have nerds eating out of his hand.
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Post by Felice Landry on May 3, 2018 12:11:16 GMT
As if further proof were needed that Trump’s a ding-dong, he still wants to call his new military branch “Space Force”. Bloody Space Force! If he’d let slip it was going to be called Starfleet with Space Marines as troops he’d have nerds eating out of his hand. Everything's better with "Space" in front of it |
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Post by sockpuppetpseudonym on May 3, 2018 12:16:44 GMT
Everything's better with "Space" in front of it Gregor Clegane is better than some Disney rolly-coaster. |
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Post by Felice Landry on May 3, 2018 12:20:05 GMT
Everything's better with "Space" in front of it Gregor Clegane is better than some Disney rolly-coaster. Space Game of Thrones, see |
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Post by Shenguin on May 3, 2018 12:25:51 GMT
As if further proof were needed that Trump’s a ding-dong, he still wants to call his new military branch “Space Force”. Bloody Space Force! If he’d let slip it was going to be called Starfleet with Space Marines as troops he’d have nerds eating out of his hand. Everything's better with "Space" in front of it Bar? |
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 3, 2018 12:30:12 GMT
That concludes my chat with the barber, the haircut proceeds in silence. I confess I am slightly surprised that you don't take it as an opportunity to workshop your bum-snakes chat and the like. |
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Post by Pyjakson on May 3, 2018 12:35:03 GMT
As if further proof were needed that Trump’s a ding-dong, he still wants to call his new military branch “Space Force”. Bloody Space Force! If he’d let slip it was going to be called Starfleet with Space Marines as troops he’d have nerds eating out of his hand. Everything's better with "Space" in front of it The letter 'y'. #metoo ...Perhaps i should take hairstyle cues from you lot to make myself less appealing to predators. |
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Post by cobblers on May 3, 2018 12:47:58 GMT
Lunch! Cheese sandwich, jazzed up with red onion, mayonnaise and chipotle flakes, jar o sauerkraut.
Music! Couple of tracks off the new Dimmu Borgir album. Incredibly silly.
Sunshine! Incredible scenes.
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Post by Felice Landry on May 3, 2018 12:51:25 GMT
Lunch, beer in a Space bar
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Post by cobblers on May 3, 2018 12:58:34 GMT
Lunch, beer in a Space bar did you put it on a tab? Haha! Sorry. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 3, 2018 13:01:04 GMT
Mind you, on reflection, maybe it's wiser to avoid introducing bum snakes to a conversation where you've just asked someone for a number 2 on your head.
Lunch! Pret a manger flatbread, the middle class professional's sandwich of choice.
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Post by cobblers on May 3, 2018 13:01:07 GMT
I still reckon Dowling is the most underrated BTL idiot on the Graun. It’s incredible how many people take him seriously. He’s some sort of stealth imbecile.
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