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Post by Felice Landry on May 11, 2018 12:47:47 GMT
Shit, forgot 3rd breakfast. American. That usually comes after elevenses but before lunch. Which one's brunch? |
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Post by cobblers on May 11, 2018 12:48:00 GMT
Did you know that sauerkraut only has 19 calories per 100 grams?
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Post by Pyjakson on May 11, 2018 12:49:11 GMT
Breakfast: Scottish
Elevensies: Danish
Lunch: Japanese
Din Dins: The international hipster community (easy now, remember this includes gourmet burgers)
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Post by Destry on May 11, 2018 12:51:47 GMT
Thanks bloggie. For some reason I can't post from my phone. Today we're off to Tarraggona. Have fun all. Meanwhile I'm stuck in a shitty office in shitty Stockton. . . . Fuck you Destry*. [] Charming. For the record Tarragona is very nice. Much nicer than Stockton. |
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Post by cobblers on May 11, 2018 12:53:53 GMT
Shit, forgot 3rd breakfast. American. That usually comes after elevenses but before lunch. Which one's brunch? that’s a variation on 3rd breakfast involving socially acceptable boozing. Unless it’s a Bloody Mary, in which case it remains wholly and resolutely within the breakfast category. |
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Post by Destry on May 11, 2018 12:55:12 GMT
Quote fail. Stupid phone. Stupid app.
Stupid sexy Flanders.
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2018 13:12:36 GMT
Shit, forgot 3rd breakfast. American. That usually comes after elevenses but before lunch. Your display picture should really be of a hobbit with all this talk of 3rd breakfasts and elevenses. You fat bap. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 11, 2018 13:13:36 GMT
Is this a Freudian slip as sexy Belgium girls in bikinis walk past you by the pool? |
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Post by Destry on May 11, 2018 13:18:22 GMT
Is this a Freudian slip as sexy Belgium girls in bikinis walk past you by the pool? I wish. A whole bunch of Geriatric Spaniards and an annoying pair of Aussie Gap year Bruce's who were sat in front of us on the plane and then turned up at our hotel later. |
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Post by shotput82 on May 11, 2018 13:23:25 GMT
Breakfast - Scottish (Porridge)
Lunch - Scottish
Liquid Lunch - Italian
Dinner - Pakistani
Staggering homesies - Turkish
Cheese Sandwich - Mother's Pride plan bread (medium slice) / Extra mature cheddar (moderate thickness) / thin scrapping of butter. None of your fancy add-ons.
Now to convince Jacob Rees-Mogg that this is how Churchill made his cheese sandwiches and any variants are an EU-inspired plot to destroy freedom and I can get it made the official form of cheese sandwich
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Post by Destry on May 11, 2018 13:23:53 GMT
Still, Sangria...
And I won't list my breakfast and lunch. That would be" all inclusive" boasting, The third worst boasting.
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Post by Conchord on May 11, 2018 13:26:51 GMT
To be fair, Destry, most places are nicer than Stockton.
On another note, I went with Shwarma. I regret nothing. This stance may change later tonight.
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Post by Destry on May 11, 2018 13:32:37 GMT
To be fair, Destry, most places are nicer than Stockton. Possibly due to its lack of a Roman ampitheatre and Gothic Cathedral. |
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Post by Conchord on May 11, 2018 13:38:11 GMT
To be fair, Destry, most places are nicer than Stockton. Possibly due to its lack of a Roman ampitheatre and Gothic Cathedral. Or it's abundance of Chavs, Scrotes and other undesirables. Either/ Or really. |
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Post by tenthenemy on May 11, 2018 13:45:08 GMT
Turns out that Amazon's "track your delivery" is frigging useless. It's been telling me since this morning that "the driver is currently 4 stops away." That's absolutely meaningless as I can see him making loads of deliveries in nearby roads. The whole time he's been close by, but if it doesn't tell you that there are 135 more deliveries before yours they might as well not bother telling you anything.
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Post by scubar on May 11, 2018 13:51:14 GMT
Brooklyn 99 and The Expanse being cancelled.
For fucks sake
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Post by Destry on May 11, 2018 14:07:46 GMT
Brooklyn 99 and The Expanse being cancelled. For fucks sake And The Big Bang Theory not only recomissioned but with a Young Sheldon spin-off. No justice. |
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Post by cobblers on May 11, 2018 14:11:35 GMT
Shit, forgot 3rd breakfast. American. That usually comes after elevenses but before lunch. Your display picture should really be of a hobbit with all this talk of 3rd breakfasts and elevenses. You fat bap. It is a picture of a hobbit. He’s just standing in front of Seen Been. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 11, 2018 14:20:23 GMT
Oh man The Expanse is cancelled? This is up with there Firefly being canned.
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Post by scubar on May 11, 2018 14:27:53 GMT
Brooklyn 99 and The Expanse being cancelled. For fucks sake And The Big Bang Theory not only recomissioned but with a Young Sheldon spin-off. No justice. there is no God |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 11, 2018 14:41:48 GMT
This is probably all kinds of wrong, but whatever...
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Post by Faceless on May 11, 2018 14:41:53 GMT
Expancelled?
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Post by Pyjakson on May 11, 2018 15:10:15 GMT
On the bright side, it was also announced that Rick and Morty will be run into the ground repeatedly over 70 new episodes...
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Post by Destry on May 11, 2018 15:14:04 GMT
I really want to tell these yoofs round the pool that they don't know how to wear their caps properly. The brim should be at the front.
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Post by lonewolf on May 11, 2018 15:30:22 GMT
He moved TO Stockton?! Why? Bit odd. Like Wolfy's mate, he moved there to be near his girlfriend. Every time I see him these days he's got a thousand yard stare, like a man who's seen things... Did he move from Boro to Stockton? |
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