Post by Ozymandias Kane on Mar 17, 2023 11:22:17 GMT
Yeah, I want a Snickers, a can of Walkers Special (Prawn Cocktail flavour), and a bag of Coke as well.
Drop it all in to my office in the next twenty minutes.
ftfy
Post by Felice Landry on Mar 17, 2023 11:25:30 GMT
I now want a salmon and cucumber sandwich but we don't have any tinned salmon, not happy.
Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 17, 2023 11:26:46 GMT
Boom! Squad wipe.
Post by Destry on Mar 17, 2023 11:27:07 GMT
Bloody hell... I got the expected phone call, but not - because I need special transport (ambulance and 3 person manning) they have postponed the operation 2 weeks until the 6th April
- I told them this 6 weeks ago and at every stage since...
Condolences Mr. C. They certainly like to fuck you around.
Post by crankcaller on Mar 17, 2023 11:51:18 GMT
Can I please have salami, gherkins and mayo for a sandwich.
That sounds a great combo.
On Focaccia or perhaps an onion bagel.
Post by Chumbles on Mar 17, 2023 11:56:10 GMT
Post by whatalark on Mar 17, 2023 12:09:14 GMT
Post by whatalark on Mar 17, 2023 12:13:47 GMT
Lazy are your mice enjoying their upgraded home ? Wouldn't like to think of them not being happy and warm in your new kitchen.
Post by crankcaller on Mar 17, 2023 12:16:28 GMT
They didn't like the big pan.
Post by dakylosaurus419 on Mar 17, 2023 12:26:15 GMT
Guess who's tested negative for arse blight, and has a terrible case of the Diabloids IV (4) queued up for later this afternoon?
Post by Shenguin on Mar 17, 2023 12:46:29 GMT
Corned beef, sliced red onion and English mustard please Shenguin. With a can of shandy.
Would you like fries with that?
Post by MrTiddles on Mar 17, 2023 12:53:52 GMT
Wordle 636 4/6
Post by whatalark on Mar 17, 2023 13:00:16 GMT
All saints church Hereford. Apparently It was 800 years before they found it.
Bet he told all his mates what he'd done.
Post by stxdpr on Mar 17, 2023 13:14:38 GMT
Any recommendations for the steam sale? Today is my Saturday or cranks friday but without narcotic sweets.
Post by Tuffers on Mar 17, 2023 13:23:00 GMT
Lunchblog: brocolli and tomato quiche with a side of Branston baked beans
Post by lazybones on Mar 17, 2023 13:26:45 GMT
Lazy are your mice enjoying their upgraded home ? Wouldn't like to think of them not being happy and warm in your new kitchen.
It was one mouse. Heavily encouraged to leave. The little shit.
Post by Shenguin on Mar 17, 2023 13:28:37 GMT
All saints church Hereford. Apparently It was 800 years before they found it.
Bet he told all his mates what he'd done.
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Have you tried googling Sheela na gig?
Post by dakylosaurus419 on Mar 17, 2023 13:33:13 GMT
Post by crankcaller on Mar 17, 2023 13:35:09 GMT
Aaggghhhh.
Post by Tuffers on Mar 17, 2023 13:48:34 GMT
Don't cry over spilled milk.
Post by crankcaller on Mar 17, 2023 13:59:07 GMT
Who you {shake fist emoji}
Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 17, 2023 14:17:17 GMT
I should probably leave the pub and do some work.
Post by Chumbles on Mar 17, 2023 14:18:06 GMT
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BabyfarkmcGeezak being terrorized by his alter ego
Post by Sheep2 on Mar 17, 2023 14:19:01 GMT
I bought 4 cans of cold coffee brewed Guinness.
Post by Sheep2 on Mar 17, 2023 15:29:21 GMT
Killed it with Guinness.
- I told them this 6 weeks ago and at every stage since...
