Started the Resident Evil 4 demo. Then some bully chopped me to death with a chainsaw so turned it off.
The Ballad of Brave Sir Tuffers
Bravely bold Sir Tuffers rode forth from his sofa. He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Tuffers! He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Tuffers! He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken; To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away; And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Tuffers! His head smashed in and his heart cut out And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off And his pen--
Caught this on some random radio 4 program the other night..... made me chortle way more than it should have. R4 has changed, man....
2 priests out in a car one night get pulled over by the police. Policeman says "We're looking for a couple of child molesters" The 2 priests look at each other and one of them says "Yeah sure officer, we'll do it"
Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Mar 21, 2023 15:26:42 GMT
Our child minder is changing career so I need a nursery slot for Tuesdays from April. I have rung all the local nurseries and they basically laughed at me and hung up*.
Our child minder is changing career so I need a nursery slot for Tuesdays from April. I have rung all the local nurseries and they basically laughed at me and hung up*.
Post by Felice Landry on Mar 21, 2023 16:58:35 GMT
Having Jerk chicken, rice and peas for dinner and just found out that the "peas" are Kidney Beans, minor panic but found a tin at the back of the cupboard, I will not look at the "Best before date".
'Cause, darling, I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream
Having Jerk chicken, rice and peas for dinner and just found out that the "peas" are Kidney Beans, minor panic but found a tin at the back of the cupboard, I will not look at the "Best before date".
Having Jerk chicken, rice and peas for dinner and just found out that the "peas" are Kidney Beans, minor panic but found a tin at the back of the cupboard, I will not look at the "Best before date".
Canned beans keep forever*. You’ll be fine.
*preppers know.
Thanks for my Tombstone quote.
'Cause, darling, I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream
Anchorites were particularly found in caves, towers on a Welsh lord's demesne and occasionally, like trolls, in arches under bridges... and, very occasionally, in walled up rooms on bridges. I believe mediaeval London Bridge had one such. And in Churches or Cells facing outward on city walls.
Below: OS grid ref:- SJ409660. "The curious and picturesque Anchorite's Cell, otherwise known as the Hermitage, stands on on a sandstone outcrop between the River Dee and St John the Baptist's Church in Chester. The red sandstone building dates back to the fourteenth century." The Anchorhold's window is the thin slit and the glazed 4 panel window is for the church...
TLOU2. I'm not demanding realistic ballistics, but a shotgun to the face at close range should be a one shot kill no matter the game. Certainly for humans.
Apparently I've needed a hearing aid longer than I realised.
TLOU2. I'm not demanding realistic ballistics, but a shotgun to the face at close range should be a one shot kill no matter the game. Certainly for humans.
