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Post by Tuffers on Apr 20, 2023 12:40:50 GMT
Hi
Just back from the Co-op. Amongst other items I purchased a Ginsters chicken Tikka slice for lunch.
Anyway, when I got to the tills, Co-op radio was playing Beats International's 1990 smash hit 'Dub be good to me'. In front of the tills was a guy, maybe mid 50's, with a long black leather coat and long grey hair absolutely throwing some tremendous dance moves out. Proper going for it. He was clearly off his whizz poppers on ecstacy dust. No basket, looked like no intention of buying anything, just here for the choons.
So, the question is, which one of you was it?
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 20, 2023 12:54:27 GMT
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 20, 2023 13:05:34 GMT
I was chilling in the supermarket just now and some twat with a Ginsters Pasty kept staring at me.
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 20, 2023 13:15:20 GMT
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 20, 2023 14:23:41 GMT
This is very close to the bone. I started out with grand ambitions and ended up with piles of books lying all over the floor for a week. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 20, 2023 14:24:39 GMT
I started out with grand ambitions and ended with piles.
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 20, 2023 14:35:26 GMT
I started out with grand ambitions and ended with piles. Or what top scientists would call a 'rapid unscheduled disassembly'.
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Post by muffrat on Apr 20, 2023 14:51:23 GMT
Just watched Elon Musk's starship blow up live on YouTube 4 mins after launch. They described it as a 'rapid unscheduled disassembly' which I thought was lovely euphemistry. Delightful face on him as he pretended it was all part of his plan
Tandoori chicken salad pitta bread and two cans of neck oil for lunch
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 20, 2023 15:08:44 GMT
I really hope Elon is on the first manned test flight.
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Post by Chumbles on Apr 20, 2023 15:13:39 GMT
Awful - 7/15; being sick isn't helping |
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Post by Sheep2 on Apr 20, 2023 15:21:19 GMT
Ex-SpaceX
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 20, 2023 15:29:02 GMT
Just watched Elon Musk's starship blow up live on YouTube 4 mins after launch. They described it as a 'rapid unscheduled disassembly' which I thought was lovely euphemistry. Damn, rumbled again. |
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 20, 2023 15:39:28 GMT
14/15, including a couple of guesses, though If that twat had stayed in the cave for another year and a half, I've had had the full house.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 20, 2023 15:51:26 GMT
It would be a real shame if someone scheduled a rapid fist-based kinetic interface with Elon's smirking physiognomy.
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Post by crankcaller on Apr 20, 2023 16:01:12 GMT
Or just booted him in the baws
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Apr 20, 2023 16:20:47 GMT
I was chilling in the supermarket just now and some twat with a Ginsters Pasty kept staring at me. sorry for staring, I was in the Ginsters zone. 11/15 |
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Post by scubar on Apr 20, 2023 17:00:49 GMT
Just had an interview for a job that I won’t get, and even if I do, it turns out I don’t actually want it anyway.
Lovely stuff.
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 20, 2023 17:01:15 GMT
I am on a bus replacement service, it takes me back*. 4*
* as it should do.
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 20, 2023 17:08:18 GMT
Just had an interview for a job that I won’t get, and even if I do, it turns out I don’t actually want it anyway. Lovely stuff. SNP Treasurer? |
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Post by stxdpr on Apr 20, 2023 17:21:56 GMT
Just had an interview for a job that I won’t get, and even if I do, it turns out I don’t actually want it anyway. Lovely stuff. Rocket acceptance testing? |
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Post by scubar on Apr 20, 2023 17:24:18 GMT
Just had an interview for a job that I won’t get, and even if I do, it turns out I don’t actually want it anyway. Lovely stuff. Rocket acceptance testing? Was going the other way, dealing with submarines. But I didn’t know that was going to be part of the role, the recruiter didn’t tell me that, and if I’d known, I probably wouldn’t have agreed to an interview. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 20, 2023 17:32:54 GMT
Johnny wanted to have sex !!!
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else…
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I’ll give you a £100 if you let me screw you, But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, "I’ll be fast. I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend… So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for £200, pick up the money very fast, he won’t even be able to get his pants down."
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
She responded, "coins!"
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Post by scubar on Apr 20, 2023 17:38:36 GMT
Now who can argue with that? I think we're all indebted to BabyFarkmcGeezak for clearly stating what needed to be said. I'm particularly glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 20, 2023 18:48:26 GMT
Just had an interview for a job that I won’t get, and even if I do, it turns out I don’t actually want it anyway. Lovely stuff. Not enough holiday allowance? |
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Post by scubar on Apr 20, 2023 19:09:28 GMT
Just had an interview for a job that I won’t get, and even if I do, it turns out I don’t actually want it anyway. Lovely stuff. Not enough holiday allowance? Well, now you mention it… |
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