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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 28, 2023 11:26:19 GMT
I watched Ken Burns' Vietnam War doc on telly last night. 2 hours of blammo. Ace. It’s the best, Tiddles, the BEST. Where are you watching it? BluWow? App? Yesterday channel @10pm. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 28, 2023 11:58:18 GMT
Lunchblog: Ronald McDonald Quarter Pounder with cheese, fries, Tropicana orange.
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 28, 2023 11:59:03 GMT
Anyone know if BabyF had any cool stuff?
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 28, 2023 12:13:05 GMT
Certainly not in his pockets.
Not any more certainly
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 28, 2023 12:36:11 GMT
Lunchblog: Ronald McDonald Quarter Pounder with cheese, fries, Tropicana orange. Bastard. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 28, 2023 13:28:37 GMT
Certainly not in his pockets. Not any more certainly What has Babyfark got in his pockets is not a great game. |
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Post by amipal on Jun 28, 2023 13:36:19 GMT
What’s in Pootle’s pocket?
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Post by lazybones on Jun 28, 2023 14:08:01 GMT
Here’s the poem about that mango: Marvel again at the market stalls singing the earth's abundance in the heaped-up homegrown freshness
of their own vernacular favoured names.
Not Aubergine but Balanjay
Not Spinach but Calaloo
Not Green-beans but Bora
Not Chilli but Bird-pepper
And not just any mango but the one crowned, Buxton Spice, Still hiding its ambrosia in the roof of my mouth, still flowering like the bird-picked mornings
on the branches of my memory.poemsontheunderground.org/bourda |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 28, 2023 14:09:01 GMT
I preferred Faceless's one tbh.
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 28, 2023 14:18:12 GMT
What a crock of shit. Never been a poem that. Poem pronounced poh-imm. Not pome like a twat.
Mango mango
They eat em in Orlando
Mango mango
Subscribe to Kerrang, yo!
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Post by lazybones on Jun 28, 2023 14:30:56 GMT
The Guardian seems to have started an anti-drinking agenda too.
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Post by lazybones on Jun 28, 2023 14:32:32 GMT
I asked ChatGPT to write some mango poems too. So far Faceless is winning. |
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Post by gongfarmer on Jun 28, 2023 14:35:23 GMT
Vodka and Mango
ver
Can give you a hango
ver
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 28, 2023 14:37:08 GMT
Consider the mango. Does it taste better than Tango? Was it produced by a quango? That's as far as I can go, Without saying something that doesn't rhyme.
(R. Escargot, 2023)
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Post by MrTiddles on Jun 28, 2023 14:37:55 GMT
I have been abused online again.
Child: You drive like baby sh!t.
Tids: You are a tit.
He has 111 followers, so I expect (and demand) a barrage of abuse.
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 28, 2023 14:42:55 GMT
I asked ChatGPT to write some mango poems too. So far Faceless is winning. THWACK! Right in the kisser. I'm in pieces here.. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 28, 2023 14:43:55 GMT
It's a shame there is no cricket this Summer.
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 28, 2023 14:48:08 GMT
It was all over when that dour Kiwi Stokes said "we'll have a bowl".
Rule number 1. Win the toss and bat. Or win the toss, have a think about bowling, then bat.
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Post by stxdpr on Jun 28, 2023 16:06:17 GMT
I have been abused online again. Child: You drive like baby sh!t. Tids: You are a tit. He has 111 followers, so I expect (and demand) a barrage of abuse. No longer Mal Comms so now even the police will just laugh at you too. Although grossly indecent could often be applied to some of the fish puns here about |
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Post by Faceless on Jun 28, 2023 17:26:53 GMT
Babyfark couldn't handle his dragon soop then? Gone too soon
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Post by Faceless on Jun 28, 2023 18:42:03 GMT
Killed it
Just like the dragon soop did to babyf
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 28, 2023 19:12:57 GMT
Maybe he got a job with the band and is now on tour as Axl's fluffer.
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 28, 2023 19:52:34 GMT
Reading about this Thames Water debacle.
It's total Goodfellas stuff.
Run up bills and loans, take money out the company, go bankrupt.
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Post by Faceless on Jun 28, 2023 19:58:52 GMT
"As far back as as I can remember I always wanted to run a water company"
The script basically writes itself
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Post by Faceless on Jun 28, 2023 20:02:55 GMT
He went to Glasgow to see a group
But he OD'd on dragon soop
Now there's blood in his poop
I don't think he'll ever recoup
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