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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 1, 2023 12:25:45 GMT
Got scaffolders outside, sweary fuckers.
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 1, 2023 12:35:28 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 1, 2023 12:55:35 GMT
Gong's pigeon cleared the draining board? Useful.
Happy Birthday to Gong's Mammal.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 1, 2023 13:38:57 GMT
Every house on our street is council tax band C. Apart from ours which is D. I'm all kinds of angry.
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 1, 2023 13:41:31 GMT
Tootsie just asked one of the scaffolders what they were doing, and after she buggered off, the following conversation was heard.
Scaffy1: "What did they want?"
Scaffy2: "Who, the geezer in the long skirt? Just wanted to know what we were doing."
Never met Tootsie before...but an accurate assessment.
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 1, 2023 14:34:28 GMT
Keeled it.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 1, 2023 14:46:14 GMT
Every house on our street is council tax band C. Apart from ours which is D. I'm all kinds of angry. That'll learn you for getting that inside toilet fitted. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 1, 2023 14:56:43 GMT
Nice to see England finally turn up for the World Cup.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 1, 2023 15:19:19 GMT
I'm hate-watching s2 of The Bear. It's like Shane Meadows directed a series of Masterchef and told all the contestants to act like they were in Goodfellas.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Aug 1, 2023 15:23:11 GMT
I'm half expecting Thomas Turgoose to turn up as a confused-looking baked potato chef.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Aug 1, 2023 15:29:56 GMT
hi From yesterday… Morning woke Razzle readers! I smelt whiffs of Monster Hunter. Like a moth to a smell flame. What are you smashing stuff with Lazy? I played for several hundred hours with the massive sword before I realised you could charge it up by holding down the button. Same for the hammer. World is moribund though, Rise is where it is. I saw that headline too, I briefly considered swapping Rod Hull for a 'gratitude journal', but I'm too deep inn. Plus I read that Taurine is the key to eternal youth, suckers. Games - Pillars Off Eternity 2. Top banana. The skeletons explode in a very statfisting way. This is basically a substitute for the GATES OF BAL' DUR 3 (THREE) that will be searing my eyeballs come Friday. I’m also smashing stuff with the massive sword. Though I think the game’s taken pity on me. It’s let me build a new sword I can blow stuff up with as well as have new overpowered armour. Good man. The woke sword(+shield) is for lefty peaceniks. The overpowered armour is top banana. I had that in Rise for awhile. I think you need to complete High Rank to get into overborne. |
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Aug 1, 2023 15:33:29 GMT
Morning all!
I woke up 'contemplating blessings' this morning. Really enjoyed the comments on the gratitude journal article, it was a bloodbath but a few good ones survived.
Ganmes - -illars of eternity 2. Got some more people in my party, intimidated a petty gambler. No violence. It was better when I was exploding skeletons.
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Post by Faceless on Aug 1, 2023 16:20:36 GMT
Just been on a two hour call with my idiot colleague. I had to explain to her that it's 'benchmarking' not 'bench Martin'
About half an hour into the call I got a message from one of the other guys that just said "kill me"
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 1, 2023 17:03:28 GMT
Just been on a two hour call with my idiot colleague. I had to explain to her that it's 'benchmarking' not 'bench Martin' About half an hour into the call I got a message from one of the other guys that just said "kill me" Is she from another country or something? |
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Post by whatalark on Aug 1, 2023 17:22:32 GMT
Bench Martin, that's the guy who sleeps in the park at the end of the road.
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Post by whatalark on Aug 1, 2023 17:39:30 GMT
What a lot of bollocks. And only a pound.  |
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Post by Faceless on Aug 1, 2023 17:44:27 GMT
Just been on a two hour call with my idiot colleague. I had to explain to her that it's 'benchmarking' not 'bench Martin' About half an hour into the call I got a message from one of the other guys that just said "kill me" Is she from another country or something? No. Just very stupid |
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 1, 2023 18:00:34 GMT
Is she from another country or something? No. Just very stupid Sounds perfect. Send her a link to the plaice. |
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Post by lazybones on Aug 1, 2023 18:14:13 GMT
I wasn’t too sure about season 2 of The Bear ...
I didn’t like the music. And there were too many people being humbled / going on journeys of self-discovery, showing how rewarding ‘service’ and high-end dining could be.
And the introduction of Claire was just like a plot device, to make things complicated for Carmen …..
I quite liked the Christmas dinner episode but making it double-length wasn’t nice.
And they tore the heart out of a local eaterie.
It was ok. But I did prefer the first season …
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Post by Faceless on Aug 1, 2023 18:19:52 GMT
I've watched the first 3 episodes of S1 of the Bear. I can't deal with how shouty everyone is. Just non stop shouting over each other
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 1, 2023 19:00:34 GMT
Just been on a two hour call with my idiot colleague. I had to explain to her that it's 'benchmarking' not 'bench Martin' About half an hour into the call I got a message from one of the other guys that just said "kill me" What if they're verbally dyslexic? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 1, 2023 20:03:28 GMT
Nah, you're right, a consummate thicko.
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Post by Faceless on Aug 1, 2023 20:16:08 GMT
Tbf I think it's both
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Post by Shenguin on Aug 1, 2023 22:04:30 GMT
I was a bit worried about some of our costs at work, but had a useful chat today with a great guy who can help bring costs down with the bench martin system. Sounds really useful.
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Post by amipal on Aug 1, 2023 22:55:27 GMT
I've watched the first 3 episodes of S1 of the Bear. I can't deal with how shouty everyone is. Just non stop shouting over each other If I wanted non-stop shouting, I’d just watch It’s Always Sunny. |
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