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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 8, 2023 13:45:33 GMT
I only went there a couple of times.
It was good fun with all the weird angles, but only a very average pub.
Also it was quite a distance. If you wre going that far there are loads better pubs in the Black Country. And it was well out of the way for public transport.
I have never been banned from any pub. I have very occasionally had it discreetly suggested that either I or members of my party had had sufficient to drink that evening. Not for a long time though.
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 8, 2023 13:53:13 GMT
I have been to other pubs that mysteriously burnt down.
There was one in Erdington that lasted less than a month after I went there. TBH the mystery was it lasted that long. It had the feel of a place that was due an arson attack.
Shenguin can confirm this.
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 8, 2023 14:06:02 GMT
I'm having a shower in a minute, I hope it's better than the last one.
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 8, 2023 14:07:04 GMT
I'm having a shower in a minute, I hope it's better than the last one. Golden? |
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Post by Faceless on Aug 8, 2023 14:07:06 GMT
I assumed scubars comment referred to sheep wanting dirty talk from Felice. I figured the Crooked House was some sort of den for perverts
I'm slightly disappointed now, if I'm honest
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Post by MrTiddles on Aug 8, 2023 14:10:07 GMT
I'm having a shower in a minute, I hope it's better than the last one. Golden? I was trying to insert the Rambo:First Blood shower scene to that, but make a gif is shit-ola.
OTTM: Felice is a perv.
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Post by Faceless on Aug 8, 2023 14:18:18 GMT
[/div][/quote] only because sheep asked him to be |
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Post by Faceless on Aug 8, 2023 14:18:37 GMT
I'm not editing that
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 8, 2023 14:40:08 GMT
Felice asked me to ask him to be.
That is my story and I am sticking to it.
The actual words used were "Like, leave a comment and subscribe for more sweet content."
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 8, 2023 14:42:45 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on Aug 8, 2023 15:20:44 GMT
Roe Woe is you.
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 8, 2023 16:14:06 GMT
 I had fish eggs in my aquarium, but overnight some fat bap fish ate them all. Alright, stop carping on about it. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 8, 2023 16:29:11 GMT
Why does this plaice always end up with fish puns?
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Post by stxdpr on Aug 8, 2023 16:34:39 GMT
You people, this plaice.
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Post by Faceless on Aug 8, 2023 16:36:53 GMT
Why does this plaice always end up with fish puns? Because you tench yourself at night |
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Post by Felice Landry on Aug 8, 2023 17:13:00 GMT
I have to admit this confuses me.  |
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 8, 2023 17:32:42 GMT
Why does this plaice always end up with fish puns? Cod knows. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 8, 2023 17:33:52 GMT
A boy tells his father "Dad, my math teacher is asking to see you.”
The father asks "What happened?"
“Well, she asks me, 'how much is 7 x 9?' I answer '63' , then she asks, 'and 9 x 7?' so I ask 'what's the fucking difference?'"
"Indeed, what is the difference?" says the father. ''Sure, I'll go.''
The next day, the boy comes home from school and asks "Dad, have you gone by the school?"
“Not yet" the dad replies.
The boy says "Well when you do, come and see the gym teacher also.”
“Why?" asks the father.
The boy answers "Well we had a gym class today, and he asked me to raise my left arm, so I did. Then my right arm, so I raised it. Then he asked me to lift my right leg, so I did. 'Now' he says, 'lift your left leg,' so I answer 'What, am I supposed to stand on my cock!?'"
"Exactly" says the father. "Alright, I'll come.”
The next day, the boy asks his father "Did you go by the school?"
“No, not yet.”
“Don't bother, I got expelled.”
The father asks surprised "Why did you get expelled?"
“They summoned me to the principal's office, and there were the math teacher, the gym teacher, and the art teacher.”
"What the fuck was the art teacher doing there?" the father asked.
“That's what I said!”
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Post by Faceless on Aug 8, 2023 17:48:29 GMT
So... What was the art teacher doing there?
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Post by Faceless on Aug 8, 2023 18:24:30 GMT
Gameschat: finished Alan Woke remastered. It was ok, but not as good as I remembered. I stuck with it more out of stubbornness than enjoyment
The Bear: on to S2. It's growing on me now. I stuck with it more out of stubbornness than enjoyment
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Post by Destry on Aug 8, 2023 18:42:00 GMT
I don't get it.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Aug 8, 2023 18:52:00 GMT
So... What was the art teacher doing there? Exactly, why was he fucking there? |
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Post by amipal on Aug 8, 2023 19:06:03 GMT
Why is baby talking about “math”? It’s mathematics, so “maths” - back to America with you.
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 8, 2023 19:13:18 GMT
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Post by Tuffers on Aug 8, 2023 19:23:11 GMT
So... What was the art teacher doing there? To hand in their resignation to the principal after realising that art wasn't a real subject and they'd wasted their whole life? |
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