Post by Pyjakson on May 30, 2018 19:17:54 GMT
May 30, 2018 18:21:51 GMT Irvine Easton Lunch Reviews said:
So ahm doon at Dorsia ken, wi' Craig and Big Davey, had the red snapper pizza likes.Thon cunt Paul Owen comes in wi' his burd and orders us a bottle of Moet, but when the waiter boy brings it over ah clocked that it was non-vintage!
Ah wis fuckin ragin' and aboot to offer him a square-go ootside - then ah minded that a had a couple ay van Damme videos to go back tae Blockbusters.
Ye ken whit they cunts are like - fine ye a days fuckin rental for bein' 5 minutes late!
That waiter was needing a smack in the pus, ken?
Dundee's dining scene, in reality, couldn't be further from American Psycho. My mate used to bemoan the fact a roll shop was in the top 25 places to eat on trip adviser...
