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Post by scubar on Jun 1, 2018 11:16:00 GMT
Those of you who like sports (not sure why I’m posting this here) might appreciate this |
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 1, 2018 11:29:46 GMT
And Amipal drove his Kia Farage car into the back of his garage knocking down a wall, in an attempt to drive to France.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 1, 2018 11:39:03 GMT
Clearly I did nothing of note. It's nice to have confirmation of that, isn't it? Btw, I meant to flag up the Tolkien article, but at that point the comment sections at The Other Place were not loading properly (something to do with seaside_g having enquired about the link to this place - did you make it, seaside? Just wave) but then I thought that you nerds probably had checked it out already. 5 stars for Dark Souls Remastered, hmm. I suppose child care is the reason why Keza isn't reviewing it herself and writing articles about children's screen time instead. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 1, 2018 11:42:31 GMT
And Baby said he wears Lynx Africa.
Cobblers response to this was the best thing ever seen on this box. Destry should've closed it down and done a Keef right there and then.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 1, 2018 11:49:32 GMT
Those of you who like sports (not sure why I’m posting this here) might appreciate thisCan't get the page to load, but for me: Banks Gary Neville, Sol Campbell, Tony Adams, Ashley Cole Chris Waddle, Paul Gascoigne, David Platt, John Barnes Gary Lineker, Michael Owen In all but one case I am going for players I have actually watched play. The exception being goalkeepers as Seamen and Shilton were not great and Banks can't be worse than them. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 1, 2018 12:07:42 GMT
I've just come across an ad for a luxury timepiece. Slogan: The other world leader with small hands, accompanied by a close-up picture of the watch. They were obviously hell-bent on the gag and rubbing it in further by stating that "at [far too much money for a watch] it certainly trumps some better known luxury brands".
Does the fact that this made me read the description for a product I had no interest in mean that it's working on me?
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Post by Pyjakson on Jun 1, 2018 12:16:27 GMT
And Baby said he wears Lynx Africa. Which we can forget, but never forgive. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 1, 2018 12:24:39 GMT
You are all fine with Matey bubble bath right?
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 1, 2018 12:26:27 GMT
Those of you who like sports (not sure why I’m posting this here) might appreciate thisCan't get the page to load, but for me: Banks Gary Neville, Sol Campbell, Tony Adams, Ashley Cole Chris Waddle, Paul Gascoigne, David Platt, John Barnes Gary Lineker, Michael Owen In all but one case I am going for players I have actually watched play. The exception being goalkeepers as Seamen and Shilton were not great and Banks can't be worse than them. Pretty good team. Midfield is a bit attacking. I read squires and am now going to listen to world in motion. Raheem rapping is good. |
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Post by amipal on Jun 1, 2018 12:52:22 GMT
And Amipal drove his Kia Farage car into the back of his garage knocking down a wall, in an attempt to drive to France. So close... replace "drive to" with "invade" and you'll be bang on. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 1, 2018 12:53:24 GMT
Stupid G won't let me have Peter Crouch up front. It can go fuck itself, I ain't playing.
Edit: best England forward of all time, despite being a dirty vxxxx bastard.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 1, 2018 12:56:35 GMT
Lamps and Stevie G in centre mid or GTFO.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 1, 2018 13:05:32 GMT
Worst England Team I have witnessed:
Rob Green,
Keith Curle, Phil Jagielka, Earl Barrett, Phil Neville
Tony Daley, Geoff Thomas, Carlton Palmer, Andy Sinton
Darius Vassell, Dean Ashton
Special credit for Graham Taylor for providing the midfield.
Also, prawn mayo sarnie for lunch.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 1, 2018 13:11:08 GMT
Stupid G won't let me have Peter Crouch up front. It can go fuck itself, I ain't playing. Edit: best England forward of all time, despite being a dirty vxxxx bastard. I knew you were obsessed with DVBs.Sad Hibbs Hall Upson Smith Barton Astall Stoker Corbett Grosvenor Bradford Francis Subs Merrick, Butland, Foster, Tremelling, Charsley, Hellawell I've only selected 6 subs and 5 of them are goalkeepers. That's how you do it in the big leagues. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 1, 2018 13:12:42 GMT
I dunno what all that crap down the side is.
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 1, 2018 13:16:28 GMT
Worst England Team I have witnessed: Rob Green, Keith Curle, Phil Jagielka, Earl Barrett, Phil Neville Tony Daley, Geoff Thomas, Carlton Palmer, Andy Sinton Darius Vassell, Dean Ashton Special credit for Graham Taylor for providing the midfield. Also, prawn mayo sarnie for lunch. Neil 'the shit' webb |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 1, 2018 13:22:12 GMT
I was tempted by Webb, but he played in the 1990 qualifier showdown match away to Sweden where we got the nil nil and so he scrapes a pass from me.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 1, 2018 13:22:32 GMT
I dunno what all that crap down the side is. Probably Jxxx Grxxlxsh. Cunt. |
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Post by amipal on Jun 1, 2018 13:22:50 GMT
Balls balls balls!
Footy footy footy!
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 1, 2018 13:26:33 GMT
Oi Nigel. I thought you had applied for permanent residency in France.
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 1, 2018 13:26:54 GMT
Balls balls balls! Footy footy footy! ROAR! |
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 1, 2018 13:29:12 GMT
Maybe amipal is Le Spiderman
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 1, 2018 13:33:40 GMT
I dunno what all that crap down the side is. Probably Jxxx Grxxlxsh. Cunt. It's a shame really. He's clearly very good but why does he have to moan and cry and dive all the time? With a kick up the backside he could do better than villa. Sorry, it's v**l* on here i think. |
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Post by Pyjakson on Jun 1, 2018 13:36:26 GMT
Balls balls balls! Footy footy footy! Mitrey No. 9 |
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 1, 2018 13:37:21 GMT
I heard that BabyF has a tattoo of a gun on his leg and buys his loving family lots of nice stuff with his hard earned money.
Sub human scum.
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