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Post by Shenguin on Oct 2, 2023 12:29:47 GMT
What is The Boys?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 2, 2023 12:31:18 GMT
I hate Mondays. Can I retire soon? < checks DOB and value of pension fund > Nope. Funnily enough (not funny at all) I looked at my pension last week. The earliest I can draw it is 55. That’s another thirteen years of work at least. [sob] The usual minimum retirement age is 57, rising to 58. Do you have a Protected Retirement Age? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 2, 2023 12:31:45 GMT
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 2, 2023 12:49:38 GMT
I hate Mondays. Can I retire soon? < checks DOB and value of pension fund > Nope. Funnily enough (not funny at all) I looked at my pension last week. The earliest I can draw it is 55. That’s another thirteen years of work at least. [sob] "work" |
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 2, 2023 12:49:54 GMT
Psycholey
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Oct 2, 2023 13:39:35 GMT
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Post by stxdpr on Oct 2, 2023 15:04:44 GMT
The London lot who play boardgames and drink to much on a school night. Opposed to everyone else who drinks too much and plays electronic games on a school night? Little starfield, think the old graphics card doesn't like life much. How much overtime would be a new card? |
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Post by stxdpr on Oct 2, 2023 15:06:28 GMT
Also train drivers retire after they hit two people, I guess you have to try and brake rather then accelerate though for it to count.
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Post by Sheep2 on Oct 2, 2023 16:23:09 GMT
If you accelerate you can retire after the first.
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Post by scubar on Oct 2, 2023 17:00:12 GMT
If you accelerate you can retire after the first. They’ll even give you board and lodging. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Oct 2, 2023 18:02:00 GMT
Is amipal still checking his retirement docs?
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 2, 2023 18:41:51 GMT
Is amipal still checking his retirement docs? I was also wondering this. |
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 2, 2023 18:54:36 GMT
Well the spreadsheet says he works for a bank, so he's fine. If it's Lloyd's, then the LBG No. 1 scheme and the LBG No. 2 scheme are both generous. If it's HSBC, Santander or any of their legacy schemes,like say Midland Bank or Abbey then they're even more generous. And if it's Bank of England, then, well, helicopters all round. Most have protected early retirement ages of 50, depending on date joined, or 55 if joining later. It'll only be post April 2028 joiners that have earliest retirement age of 57.
Your welcome.
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 2, 2023 19:03:19 GMT
I know which bank he works for 'cos my spreadsheet is bigger than yours.
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 2, 2023 19:12:33 GMT
Barings?
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Post by stxdpr on Oct 2, 2023 19:27:59 GMT
I thought it was a medical related bank. Amipal works at the sperm bank?
Not sure it increases donations but rather puts off tuffers from donating several times an hour.
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Post by Destry on Oct 2, 2023 19:47:54 GMT
Top 5 Bank(s)
Iain (M)
Dogger
Jimmy Floyd Hassel
Jodrell
Gordon
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Post by Felice Landry on Oct 2, 2023 20:24:26 GMT
Oxford appears to have blown up.
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 2, 2023 20:29:23 GMT
Oxford appears to have blown up. Aliens. 100% FACT. |
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Post by Destry on Oct 2, 2023 20:32:17 GMT
Does Cambridge have an alibi?
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 2, 2023 20:38:09 GMT
What about Hull? The other of the three great universities.
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Post by amipal on Oct 2, 2023 21:07:33 GMT
Is amipal still checking his retirement docs? No, I just haven’t looked back here since earlier. Tuffers is right - words I never thought I’d type, ever. |
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Post by amipal on Oct 2, 2023 21:08:11 GMT
I thought it was a medical related bank. Amipal works at the sperm bank? Not sure it increases donations but rather puts off tuffers from donating several times an hour. My boys are no longer swimming after the two-bricks. Whack! |
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Post by Destry on Oct 2, 2023 21:28:02 GMT
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