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Post by crankcaller on Oct 29, 2023 19:09:48 GMT
Where's Lazybones?
I assume he's been arrested marching for peace
BabyFark is also missing from rollcall.
Unless they're in the same wing in Carstairs.
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 29, 2023 19:16:21 GMT
Where's Lazybones? I assume he's been arrested marching for peace BabyFark is also missing from rollcall. Unless they're in the same wing in Broadmoor. I suggest that is probably correct. |
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Post by lazybones on Oct 29, 2023 21:56:23 GMT
Hello!
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 29, 2023 21:56:55 GMT
Hello!
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Post by lazybones on Oct 29, 2023 21:57:14 GMT
I’m recovering from a baked potato, beans and cheese swoon
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 29, 2023 21:59:06 GMT
I'm not saying I'm a total fucking failure and my life should be lived better than this but I'm not capable of it, but I am drinking Australian wine.
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 29, 2023 22:03:53 GMT
Still at work, then.
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 29, 2023 22:05:40 GMT
It tastes like ribena mixed with reasonably good wine.
****
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 29, 2023 22:06:08 GMT
Would you like fries with that? |
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Post by stxdpr on Oct 29, 2023 22:18:06 GMT
Shenguin on the Bucky or cheeky vimto? When are you allowed to tell members of the public what you really think of them?
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 29, 2023 22:19:07 GMT
Whenever you're free and brave enough to call them cunts.
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Post by Shenguin on Oct 29, 2023 22:20:11 GMT
Maybe take off your clothes first, so everyone knows you're brave and free.
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Post by Destry on Oct 29, 2023 22:25:50 GMT
Heads up.
Just in time for Halloween, all 11 sertes of The X Files is now available on 4OD...
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 29, 2023 22:37:59 GMT
Killed it with fake viruses. The mental health and education of millions of children, the closure of thousands of small independent businesses or the trashing (transfer) of the economy by Convid? *deletes all whatsapp messages from 2020* |
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 29, 2023 22:40:31 GMT
Hi!
I'm back home from the seaside, Boooooo!
But I thought ahead for once and booked tomorrow off work, Yaaaaaay!
Lovely time, although very very rainy. The drive back was occasionally dicey due to water on the road. Had to drive very slowly in certain parts as the water was half way up tyre height.
Anyway, hope you're all not dead.
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 29, 2023 22:42:52 GMT
Also, as per Mr Tiddles, I too was watching Silence of the Tuffers last night.
Has anyone tried the 'tuck it between the legs' thingy? I haven't.
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the HOSE again.
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 29, 2023 22:43:24 GMT
Alright, Tuffers, calm down son. Off to bed now, we've all had a drink.
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Post by lazybones on Oct 29, 2023 22:50:03 GMT
I went into a pub today. It’s a pub that closed and re-opened with a different name. The pm and I saw some real skullduggery in there. A man came in and made a big show of talking in a phone and looking around as if he lost something. Then he sat at the bar and didn’t order a drink. At one point the bar staff were temporarily pre-occupied and he took something from behind the bar area. Then went and tried to inveigle himself into the conversation of a young Mick Hucknall-alike watching the Manchester Utd game.
You had to see the skullduggery of this man. Sunglasses, puffed black gilet. It’s possible the bar laid him on as entertainment because the pm and I stayed in there for a while, mesmerised by his behaviour.
It’s true.
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 29, 2023 22:59:51 GMT
Also, as per Mr Tiddles, I too was watching Silence of the Tuffers last night. Has anyone tried the 'tuck it between the legs' thingy? I haven't. I did try that once, but it looked like my sphincter was escaping through my annus.
Hot.
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Post by Destry on Oct 29, 2023 23:25:15 GMT
Games - none (I don't really know why I'm here)
TV: The X Files s1 e1 - 4 stars
OTTM: So long as you've got your health, nothing else matters.
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Post by Tuffers on Oct 29, 2023 23:33:28 GMT
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Post by MrTiddles on Oct 29, 2023 23:45:51 GMT
I'm watching "The Sixth Hair", starring Bruce Willis as a contemporary Tuffers. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Oct 30, 2023 2:30:16 GMT
Games - none (I don't really know why I'm here) TV: The X Files s1 e1 - 4 stars OTTM: So long as you've got your health, nothing else matters. BOO!  |
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