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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 26, 2023 12:31:37 GMT
This morning, I awoke to find one of my feet inexplicably tangled up with the duvet cover. In my efforts to extricate said foot, writhing around sans glasses and half awake, I unexpectedly launched the most consummate 'air biscuit'. A peach of one, if you will. Mrs T found this performance hilarious. I did not.
#TalesoftheUnexpected
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 26, 2023 13:06:19 GMT
RIP El Tel.
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 26, 2023 13:39:34 GMT
Roast chicken and all the things for lunch.
Also it shows how suggestible I am, if Nigella says carrots should be cut into batons they are cut into batons.
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 26, 2023 13:49:53 GMT
Nigella says you should give me your bank details.
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 26, 2023 13:51:45 GMT
Nigella says you should give me your bank details. So you can pay some money in? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Nov 26, 2023 13:53:36 GMT
I like carrots cut in to batons, posher than in rounds.
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 26, 2023 14:07:34 GMT
Nigella says you should give me your bank details. So you can pay some money in? Yes.
*coughs*
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 26, 2023 14:07:48 GMT
I'm making Cottage pie, carrots (in rounds), white cabbage, aunt Bessies Yorkies, gravy.
But first I'm off for a walk round the woods, try and shift a bit of lard.
Chow down, wide load!
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 26, 2023 14:13:07 GMT
I'm making Cottage pie, carrots (in rounds), white cabbage, aunt Bessies Yorkies, gravy. But first I'm off for a walk round the woods, try and shift a bit of lard. Chow down, wide load! Rounds are fine for cottage pie or stews where they're mixed with other stuff and generally cooked longer. |
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 26, 2023 14:27:25 GMT
Hello
I am drinking a coffee and having a slice of banana loaf that I made this morning.
We had leftover kebabs/couscous/hummus for lunch.
The pm has gone to pick up the child from her sleepover. The PM has been invited to stay for a coffee. Which she doesn't want to do, but feels obliged.
I was sending our new TV details to the PMs brother in law. I noticed that it's dropped £40 and John Lewis do a price match if bought in the last 35 days. Have filled in the form. 🤞
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 26, 2023 15:49:44 GMT
Mrs T is cooking a spatchcocked chicken, she has cut the carrots into batons. "This is how Jamie Oliver does it".
I will kill him on sight.
#Carrotchat
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Post by whatalark on Nov 26, 2023 15:55:52 GMT
Curry no carrots. Had roast carrots yesterday though.
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Post by Faceless on Nov 26, 2023 17:27:12 GMT
Carrotchat: batons or diced
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Post by Faceless on Nov 26, 2023 17:27:46 GMT
I fully endorse Tids' plan re Jamie Oliver though
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 26, 2023 17:51:18 GMT
I was sending our new TV details to the PMs brother in law. As you do. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 26, 2023 17:52:11 GMT
Is Felice pimping girls to us now?
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Post by Tuffers on Nov 26, 2023 17:52:20 GMT
Jamie Oliver's "Killer Carrot Crush" to scoff whilst all your Pukka geezer mates are round for the footy, before heading daarn the pab mate, triffic.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Nov 26, 2023 17:56:49 GMT
I saw a Kingfisher in the park today. About 40 other people around, all too busy looking at their phones.
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Post by Faceless on Nov 26, 2023 18:07:56 GMT
Maybe they were looking at pics of kingfishers
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Post by lazybones on Nov 26, 2023 19:48:40 GMT
hi
I saw Napoleon today. Not bad. Well maybe not great. A good first half.
The problem is … the way Joaqim Phoenix plays him . He’s like a schlub. A sad-sack. I mean not much of a charismatic leader of men.
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Post by crankcaller on Nov 26, 2023 20:45:51 GMT
Is Felice pimping girls to us now? Now? |
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Post by MrTiddles on Nov 26, 2023 20:46:42 GMT
I fully endorse Tids' plan re Jamie Oliver though It is a sound plan. 'Lovely Jubbly' some might say as I squeeze the life out of their mockney body. |
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Post by stxdpr on Nov 26, 2023 21:16:23 GMT
Roast chicken and chorizo sounds good.
Does felice need a new tv after viewing the targeted tradwife ads?
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Post by stxdpr on Nov 26, 2023 21:18:39 GMT
Jamie Oliver's "Killer Carrot Crush" to scoff whilst all your Pukka geezer mates are round for the footy, before heading daarn the pab mate, triffic. Is the appropriate response; Pucker up tuffers you've scored? |
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Post by Felice Landry on Nov 26, 2023 22:34:11 GMT
Is Felice pimping girls to us now? If that doesn't appeal, Curry's gives you 40 hours of training. |
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