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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 5, 2023 15:01:40 GMT
Surely it's high definition scanning, not photocopying these days. Scan. Email everyone in the company. Put it on the company X feed.
Get with the technology gramps.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 5, 2023 15:05:52 GMT
Leaving early without being the drunkest doesn't sound like a great party to me. I have definitely been to office parties where I left last and was the drunkest. Also where I left early and was the drunkest. So you can't hold your drink, no worries lots of people are like that, especially around Christmas. I was holding plenty of drinks. That was the problem. Enthusiastically drunk at one office party. A significant misjudgement as to speed of drinking wine at another. I have mostly learned a bit since then. Maybe.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 5, 2023 15:17:05 GMT
I just had a chat with a random woman walking a dog re: the deceased. She kept calling me 'darling'.
#BeatThatTuffers
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 5, 2023 15:33:19 GMT
That leak from the nuclear power station doesn't look good. Classic Tories...
Watch Starmer refuse to spend money to fix it to show how grown up Labour are now.
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Post by whatalark on Dec 5, 2023 15:42:46 GMT
Boris Vs Hugo Keith tomorrow. That should be entertaining.
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Post by whatalark on Dec 5, 2023 16:01:32 GMT
Terrier's are grubby little animals. Goes out to cock his leg and decides it would be fun to dig a hole and try to burrow into next doors garden. Happens about three times a day.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 5, 2023 16:23:26 GMT
That leak from the nuclear power station doesn't look good. Classic Tories... Watch Starmer refuse to spend money to fix it to show how grown up Labour are now. Sweet slow lingering painful release.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Dec 5, 2023 16:32:52 GMT
I have been to Swaffham, but I've never been to me. Or Swaffham, tbh. It's probably no Wisbech.
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Post by Destry on Dec 5, 2023 17:16:25 GMT
Disappointed that at Cleverley's press conference in Rwanda no one asked "In your opinion, Home Secretary, which is the bigger shithole, Stockton on Tees or Kigali?"
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 5, 2023 17:19:16 GMT
I have been to Swaffham, but I've never been to me. Or Swaffham, tbh. It's probably no Wisbech. One does not simply walk in to Swaffham.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 5, 2023 17:20:47 GMT
Not since they developed the wheel anyway.
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Post by stxdpr on Dec 5, 2023 17:42:37 GMT
Even with Ukraine and Russia shelling near a power plant Tory indifference is still the biggest threat to europe? Classic rishi and co.
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Post by Felice Landry on Dec 5, 2023 17:53:09 GMT
Christmas is here!
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 5, 2023 18:10:43 GMT
There was once a man who was obsessed with tractors…
He owned multiple tractors and tractor-themed merchandise. Toy tractors, tractor calendars, posters, everything.
One day he and his wife were riding one of his tractors around a field, when his wife fell out and was ran over. She died of her injuries and the man was distraught. He vowed to never enjoy tractors again and sold all of his tractors and merchandise.
A few years later he decides to start dating and lands a date with a beautiful woman. He takes her to a fancy cocktail bar for their date.
During the date one of the bartenders messes up a cocktail and the room fills with smoke. Everyone is coughing and panicking but the man simply stands up, inhales all the smoke, walks to the door and blows it all outside.
His date is amazed and asks, “How did you do that?”
“I’m an ex tractor fan”
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Post by Faceless on Dec 5, 2023 19:09:40 GMT
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Post by Faceless on Dec 5, 2023 19:09:53 GMT
To get away from Babyfarks jokes
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Post by stxdpr on Dec 5, 2023 19:37:14 GMT
Who has the brick and is babyF address in the spreadsheet? Other than that in sure we can sort a gas leak.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 5, 2023 19:43:31 GMT
Lives in Shrffield. Maybe it's time for Threads 2.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 5, 2023 19:44:31 GMT
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 5, 2023 20:14:24 GMT
FUCKING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 5, 2023 20:31:59 GMT
There might be some collateral gains. Would put Sheffield Utd out of their misert.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 5, 2023 21:45:07 GMT
Killed it like the BBC did with Sheffield.
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Post by gongfarmer on Dec 5, 2023 22:00:16 GMT
Have you been to Swaffham? Many times. smart folk. probably invented the wheel as a way to escape Swaffham a bit quicker.
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