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Post by Shenguin on Dec 25, 2023 18:16:22 GMT
Knock knock
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 25, 2023 18:22:55 GMT
Who's there?
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 25, 2023 18:27:23 GMT
Grandad
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 25, 2023 18:27:38 GMT
Quick! Stop the cremation!
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 25, 2023 19:02:30 GMT
Forget pudding /dessert at Xmas. Don't need it. Fuck it off.
Moar main course.
#meatsweats
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 25, 2023 19:06:32 GMT
stxdprBeing in his room calms him. So he ain't coming out. Not been to school since first week in August. Parents getting help but it's not working. Kid won't engage with the camhs folk. Murder for them both.
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Post by stxdpr on Dec 25, 2023 19:14:42 GMT
stxdprBeing in his room calms him. So he ain't coming out. Not been to school since first week in August. Parents getting help but it's not working. Kid won't engage with the camhs folk. Murder for them both. Cahms say call police, call 111 or tap up the Dr. Even better get a private assessment. Big issues with connecting help to the people who need it, try autism soc or someone for calming gor stimming things, it's a medical thing if you look at brain scans, seems like a massive stimulus overload. No harm to self for child? It's a medical issue, 111 will call back and assess if child engaged hopefully.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 25, 2023 19:28:06 GMT
Forget pudding /dessert at Xmas. Don't need it. Fuck it off. I'm with you on that one.
*scoffs Foxs biscuits*
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 25, 2023 19:36:21 GMT
Forget pudding /dessert at Xmas. Don't need it. Fuck it off. I'm with you on that one.
*scoffs Foxs biscuits*
Quite right. I've just had some cheese (cake)
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 25, 2023 20:10:51 GMT
Forget pudding /dessert at Xmas. Don't need it. Fuck it off. Moar main course. #meatsweats Sweetmeats or meat sweats
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 25, 2023 20:14:01 GMT
Can't it be both?
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Post by amipal on Dec 25, 2023 20:18:27 GMT
We’ve had quite a nice Christmas Day over the mother in law’s, dampened somewhat at the end by the news that my brother in law’s mother had passed away. Poor chap. Now he’s having to drive up to Yorkshire tomorrow morning.
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Post by amipal on Dec 25, 2023 20:22:12 GMT
Anyway, Battle of Britain is on ITV4. So that’s a plus.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 25, 2023 21:20:31 GMT
Was she also your wife's mother? Is this a Sockpuppet thing?
I look forward to Amipal's drunken breakdown a bit later.
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Post by Tuffers on Dec 25, 2023 21:32:59 GMT
I've just downloaded and am now attempting to play Disco Elysium: The Final Cut. What the hell?! Total gibberish. 4*
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Post by Faceless on Dec 25, 2023 22:01:25 GMT
I've been Disco Elysium curious for a while now. 'Total gibberish' is definitely selling it
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Dec 25, 2023 22:22:30 GMT
Much ham was eaten. Much beer, port and sherry was drunk. We watched Die Hard (favourite line is now "We're going to need more FBI guys I guess).
Vision is getting wobbly.
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Post by Shenguin on Dec 25, 2023 22:48:35 GMT
Cunts
And cunt you all, you cunting cunts.
Fuckering cunts.
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Post by MrTiddles on Dec 25, 2023 22:48:57 GMT
I don't want no teenage dream, all I want is my M16...
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 25, 2023 23:02:03 GMT
Evening yoots Mandem* watching Top Boy.
*Not parents obviously
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Dec 25, 2023 23:03:25 GMT
Morning sweet meats,
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Post by lazybones on Dec 25, 2023 23:16:58 GMT
Hullo I feel I’ve seen the line ‘Merry Christmas ya filthy animals’ a few times recently. amipal - I saw that you posted it before. Where has it come from? I watched the Wizard of Oz today, then Mary Poppins and Eastenders. I watched some of Die Hard yesterday. Rugged American individualism vs sinister Euro-nihilists. Bit rum having Alan Wakeman humming ‘Ode to Joy. One in the the eye for the bEUrocrats. I don’t know if it’s that great. I watched some last night but went to bed half an hour before the end.
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Post by gongfarmer on Dec 25, 2023 23:21:57 GMT
Got a pack of ‘Artisan wheat toasts’.
Trying to apply butter to them is like defusing a bomb…. One wrong move or incorrect pressure and the bloody things go off like a Prince Rupert Drop.
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Post by Sheep2 on Dec 26, 2023 0:09:36 GMT
Where's the fucking new chatterbox?
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Post by crankcaller on Dec 26, 2023 3:17:45 GMT
lazybonesThe presenter on the Xmas songs of praise says it to camera at the end. It's that or Home Alone.
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