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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 1, 2024 14:29:02 GMT
Mornin' fam
Sheepdem gwan Leeds. Start new year as we mean to continue...
Bare dangerous sheep. Two searches plus sniffer dog on the way in. And own steward by seat.
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 1, 2024 14:50:30 GMT
Happy New Year and such. The only thing keeping me together right now is my new toaster. Tell me more. Bagel heater? Toastie cage? We need a new toaster but our kitchen is too wee for a massive one that I want. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jan 1, 2024 15:18:32 GMT
You walked into the chatterbox like you were walking onto a yacht,
Your toaster strategically dipped below one arm,
Your face was was apricot,
You had one eye on your toaster, as you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd share your toast,
Share your toast and...
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Post by MrTiddles on Jan 1, 2024 15:19:03 GMT
I've gone mad.
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Post by whatalark on Jan 1, 2024 16:21:09 GMT
Finding a toaster with slots wide enough for unsliced bread that I like to have cut thickly was difficult and in the end I tried using the grill on the oven. Toasts to perfection and wouldn't go back to a toaster.
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Post by MrTiddles on Jan 1, 2024 16:26:40 GMT
The airfryer does great toast.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 1, 2024 17:06:46 GMT
Hi! I've been watching Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. It was miles better than expected. Highly entertaining. 4 stars.
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 1, 2024 17:40:38 GMT
I'm re-playing the first of the Tomb Raider reboots. Headshots from the bow are bootiful.
The child & PM are watching the Famous Five reboot. The PM's maw is making boeuf Bourgogne. Scenes.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jan 1, 2024 17:54:45 GMT
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 1, 2024 18:10:49 GMT
I'm re-playing the first of the Tomb Raider reboots. Now I'm not. A child wished to play Roblox. FFS. |
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Post by whatalark on Jan 1, 2024 19:02:30 GMT
The airfryer does great toast. Not tried that. But cheese on toast comes to mind. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 1, 2024 19:18:31 GMT
Cunts
Not you.
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Post by amipal on Jan 1, 2024 19:31:39 GMT
I also played a lot of Monopoly Deal - the card version of the game. It’s good. It’s better. I assumed this was a special version of Monopoly based in Deal, Kent. Which would severely limit it from the off. |
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Post by whatalark on Jan 1, 2024 19:43:37 GMT
Can recommend air fryer cheese sandwiches. 4 jars.
Ordered a Lakeland yoghurt maker this morning. Makes 1.65ltrs at a time. Also makes soft cheese. £29.00 so will pay for it self fairly quickly.
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Post by scubar on Jan 1, 2024 19:58:40 GMT
Happy New Year and such. The only thing keeping me together right now is my new toaster. Tell me more. Bagel heater? Toastie cage? We need a new toaster but our kitchen is too wee for a massive one that I want. Smeg, silver, two slice, bagel setting, no toastie cage. Apparently you can get a pastry warmer which I might have to look into. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jan 1, 2024 20:02:19 GMT
Can recommend air fryer cheese sandwiches. 4 jars. Ordered a Lakeland yoghurt maker this morning. Makes 1.65ltrs at a time. Also makes soft cheese. £29.00 so will pay for it self fairly quickly. Glad to be of service. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jan 1, 2024 20:07:24 GMT
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Too fucking right mate.
*goes into trance*
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 1, 2024 20:46:13 GMT
Fucking stupid Guardian quiz. It's bollocks.
Like I'd make pancakes for those cunts on a Sunday morning instead of going to work.
Didn't go into work until gone 10am today. It was like a fucking holiday.
[sobs silently]
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 1, 2024 20:53:27 GMT
Shoulda come to Leeds, bab.
You'd quit moaning about work.
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Post by whatalark on Jan 1, 2024 20:58:59 GMT
I'm another Digital Connoisseur. It's always good to be a little smug. Well better than a slug anyway.
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 1, 2024 21:00:33 GMT
Fucking stupid Guardian quiz. It's bollocks. Like I'd make pancakes for those cunts on a Sunday morning instead of going to work. Didn't go into work until gone 10am today. It was like a fucking holiday. [sobs silently] Can I get a double sausage and egg McMuffin with that? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 1, 2024 21:10:02 GMT
I don't think that is premium content.
Tuffers-
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Post by Destry on Jan 1, 2024 21:39:08 GMT
Harsh but Fair
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