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Post by RollingEscargot on Jan 26, 2024 11:39:20 GMT
We'd have more chance in this war if scubar hadn't bankrupted the submarine fleet in his old job. |
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Post by Faceless on Jan 26, 2024 11:44:03 GMT
Ha ha wishful thinking! You would be in the thick of m'laddo and no mistake. And no doctors notes would save you. A 42 year old man of questionable fitness, who is short-sighted and suffers from atrial fibrillation? The British Army must be getting desperate. Perfect cannon fodder |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 26, 2024 11:52:28 GMT
Amipal getting his excuses in early.
Unless you're missing a major limb you'll be shipped to war.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 26, 2024 11:54:34 GMT
Tuffers
That's not a major limb.
Even if it is MIA.
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 26, 2024 11:57:24 GMT
Sniper unit for me. Got my own tripod.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jan 26, 2024 12:43:06 GMT
I think I might be in the Masons, I knew the old man was, can they induct you without your knowledge?
Reason is I applied to renew my passport online last Friday, sent the old one off on Monday and I just got a text saying its been approved and will be posted soon. 4*
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 26, 2024 13:29:09 GMT
Posted to the front.
Next to Scubar
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Post by crankcaller on Jan 26, 2024 13:29:43 GMT
I'm a semi-conscious objector.
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Post by sandybahookie on Jan 26, 2024 13:50:17 GMT
Wordle 951 6/6*
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🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜
🟩⬜🟨⬜🟨
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grrrr
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Post by MrTiddles on Jan 26, 2024 13:51:48 GMT
I'm a semi-conscious objector. I'll probably be in the rear, sifting through Intel and the occasional crayon dick-pic that Shenguin thinks is hilarious. |
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Post by sandybahookie on Jan 26, 2024 13:54:35 GMT
Last night I played 3 games.
The Finals - meh was ok
Fury of Hell something something ( battlefront type thing) - war hermit stuff, very real, you get killed with one bullet from nowhere a lot.
PUBG - spent quite a long time thinking my zoom function wasnt working with scopes, without bothering to google until late on. Killed a few, got 4th place. I wasnt very good though.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Jan 26, 2024 13:55:54 GMT
Sniper for me too, in the background, spotting for Tuffers, semi-conscious, chilling out to Pink Floyd. That or Psi-Ops.  |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jan 26, 2024 14:01:53 GMT
Last night I played 3 games. The Finals - meh was ok Fury of Hell something something ( battlefront type thing) - war hermit stuff, very real, you get killed with one bullet from nowhere a lot. PUBG - spent quite a long time thinking my zoom function wasnt working with scopes, without bothering to google until late on. Killed a few, got 4th place. I wasnt very good though. I played a few games recently in solo, everyone has to drive now and the end game is a few people shooting behind rocks and a load cars driving around manically. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jan 26, 2024 14:04:23 GMT
Wordle 951 4/6
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🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜
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piss
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 26, 2024 14:07:33 GMT
Sniper for me too, in the background, spotting for Tuffers , semi-conscious, chilling out to Pink Floyd. That or Psi-Ops. The only way Kane is allowed anywhere near a gun or sharp object is at the wrong end of a firing squad. i can see a role in psy ops. Persuading any enemy they'd be better off not conquering the UK. |
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 26, 2024 14:20:09 GMT
Sheep2!
Nice new ground name. Should be no problem fitting it into some catchy terrace songs.
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Post by gongfarmer on Jan 26, 2024 14:23:13 GMT
I shall perform the same role I always do in a a new FPS, namely run in circles for 5 minutes shooting myself in the feet, while trying to sort out the Look Invert settings.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Jan 26, 2024 14:23:42 GMT
I see myself as a kind of sniper in my daily life. A lone wolf, operating by the samurai code (hiding in the bushes and shooting them in the knackers).
I’m often dropped (take the train) in to operations (50 minute business innovation seminars) in dangerous areas (a Travel Lodge in Thetford) to carry out missions.
I try to follow the samurai code in daily life - shitting with the bathroom door closed, not eating food I find on the pavement - that sort of thing. I often think snipers are like modern day samurai.
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Post by Sheep2 on Jan 26, 2024 14:27:22 GMT
Sheep2! Nice new ground name. Should be no problem fitting it into some catchy terrace songs. I liked the St Andrews Trillion Trophy Stadium. St Andrews @ Knighthead Park is ok, but i would hve preferred more ambition - St Andrews Billion Trillion Trophy Stadium for me. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Jan 26, 2024 14:57:17 GMT
Sniper for me too, in the background, spotting for Tuffers , semi-conscious, chilling out to Pink Floyd. That or Psi-Ops. Yeah, stick with Tuffers. Robust, reliable, fearless and dependable - all things not associated with him in a combat situation. |
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Post by Shenguin on Jan 26, 2024 15:04:35 GMT
I think I can work it into a song, but I might need to rhyme "St Andrew's @knighthead Park-y" with "Circumventing FFP".
Edit: I actually typed Knighthead with a capital K, but the ampersand is causing ProBoards to render it with a lowercase k.
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 26, 2024 15:09:34 GMT
I'm a leader of men. Field Marshall Tuffers Haig.
Private Tiddles, you are now head of Operation Winkle.
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Post by Faceless on Jan 26, 2024 15:14:08 GMT
I'm sure absolutely no one will ever refer to it as Knobhead Park. So at least you don't have to worry about that
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 26, 2024 15:16:51 GMT
I think I can work it into a song, but I might need to rhyme "St Andrew's @knighthead Park-y" with "Circumventing FFP". Edit: I actually typed Knighthead with a capital K, but the ampersand is causing ProBoards to render it with a lowercase k. Qué será, será Whatever will be, will be We play at St Andrew's @ Knighthead Parky Qué será, será |
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Post by Tuffers on Jan 26, 2024 15:17:35 GMT
YOU'RE GOING HOME IN A CAYMAN ISLANDS AMBULANCE!
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