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Post by gongfarmer on Feb 10, 2024 16:41:02 GMT
Tesco big shop.
1.5 litres of vodka for £21
Because of this deal I am excused another drive by quest tonight. Hic.
Pm is on phone to son now as he’s having a stressfest. If I wasn’t over the driving limit she’d be on to me to repeat last nights adventures. Guess I just need to stay pished for the next 3 months or so.
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 10, 2024 16:41:11 GMT
Morning Last night was 'Quest night'..... drumroll. Before setting off, PM checked in with son that we were leaving. OK says he. Found the residence, and did a triple drive-by. Just his ex's car in driveway. Headed home. So far all going to plan. PM calls him when we get back, and only then does he say that they changed the date and it was Saturday not Friday that this 'sleepover' or whatever was due to take place. When asked why he didn't mention this before we set off on an hours round trip he said he thought we might have 'been going that way anyway' FFS. Will we be going back that way tonight? Nope. I am also unconvinced that you should be indulging him. It sounds like he needs a professional service. Shenguin Risk Management Services: Investigative, detection, and active operational services undertaken. Discretion guaranteed, no loose ends, no job too easy and no fee too large. |
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 10, 2024 16:46:35 GMT
There's plenty more fish in the sea.
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 10, 2024 16:46:47 GMT
Jack the Kipper.
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 10, 2024 16:47:23 GMT
Professor Morayarty.
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 10, 2024 17:36:46 GMT
Normanta Bates
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 10, 2024 17:37:42 GMT
Mikrill Myers
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 10, 2024 17:39:25 GMT
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 10, 2024 17:47:31 GMT
Daceon Vorhees
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 10, 2024 17:48:08 GMT
Sweeney Cod
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 10, 2024 17:51:45 GMT
Redfishy Krueger
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 10, 2024 17:52:28 GMT
Buffal Bill fish
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 10, 2024 17:53:44 GMT
Jackfish The Ripper
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 10, 2024 17:55:21 GMT
Son Of Salmon
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 10, 2024 18:03:29 GMT
Nosferatuna
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 10, 2024 18:31:22 GMT
Jack the Ripper
King Hercules
Professor of Death in the Seven Seas
Grim reaper of rhyme
Holder of the rock
Eradicating suckers all around the clock.
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 10, 2024 18:42:22 GMT
The Boston Angler.
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Post by Destry on Feb 10, 2024 19:08:56 GMT
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Post by Destry on Feb 10, 2024 19:49:04 GMT
Pity about the football results.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 10, 2024 20:02:06 GMT
Tesco big shop. 1.5 litres of vodka for £21 Because of this deal I am excused another drive by quest tonight. Hic. Pm is on phone to son now as he’s having a stressfest. If I wasn’t over the driving limit she’d be on to me to repeat last nights adventures. Guess I just need to stay pished for the next 3 months or so. At this point I would just say you went back and there was a full on chemsex party in full swing. Mention there were some "Brighton types" there. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Feb 10, 2024 20:43:21 GMT
Tesco big shop. 1.5 litres of vodka for £21 Because of this deal I am excused another drive by quest tonight. Hic. Pm is on phone to son now as he’s having a stressfest. If I wasn’t over the driving limit she’d be on to me to repeat last nights adventures. Guess I just need to stay pished for the next 3 months or so. This is horribly unhealthy for all involved. Not having kids or a PM who has kids I can't totally relate but even from a distance the whole thing is fucking stupid. |
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 10, 2024 20:55:01 GMT
Jesus fuck, for a moment there I thought Felice was getting all high-horse judgey about cheap vodka.
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 10, 2024 21:00:10 GMT
It'll all end in tears.
Or bloodshed.
Or prison.
Or tears, bloodshed and prison.
*books audience seat on Jerry Springer*
"YOU GO GIRLFRIEND*!"
*ex
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 10, 2024 21:37:55 GMT
There's a free weekend on COD Multiplayer.
Possibly my best kd ever and final kill of the match.
BabyFark along to tell me they're bots in 3,2,1...
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 10, 2024 21:59:20 GMT
Calm yourself the fuck down a bit Felice. "The beautiful Darent Valley"? Is that the same Darent Valley that has the M25 variously running down or alongside it? And then culminates in Blue Water? I mean the shopping centre; obviously the actual water the Darent flows into is brown, murky and polluted. Fergal Sharkey is probably doing his nut that you went anywhere near it. |
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