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Post by Faceless on Feb 16, 2024 13:04:28 GMT
A Council, with all its expertise clearly you've never worked in local government |
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 16, 2024 14:08:46 GMT
Fucks sake Daky,
that was your first guess?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 16, 2024 14:25:28 GMT
I would like to remind everyone that my sperm scored highly in tests.
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 16, 2024 14:28:51 GMT
Mine have featured highly in pregnancy scares
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 16, 2024 14:32:09 GMT
So are you trying for child 3?
Or trying to avoid child 3?
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Post by Faceless on Feb 16, 2024 14:35:21 GMT
I would like to remind everyone that my sperm scored highly in tests. Higher than your dad's? |
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 16, 2024 14:44:58 GMT
Hello
Textbook day off work at Tuffers Towers.
Slept in until 10.30. Lunch booked for noon.
Full english breakfast:
2 * sausages
2 * bacon
2 * 1/2 grilled tomato
Fried mushrooms
Fried egg
Hash brown
Black pudding
Baked beans (in a little pot)
Toast and butter
I feel a little snooze is in order.
Then some childish 'puter games later.
End message.
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 16, 2024 14:46:50 GMT
Pretty sure that sort of thing is common practice in Barnsley, aka The Norwich of the North.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Feb 16, 2024 14:48:25 GMT
So are you trying for child 3? Or trying to avoid child 3? No, got tested in the buildup for kid 1. |
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Post by gongfarmer on Feb 16, 2024 14:57:56 GMT
So are you trying for child 3? Or trying to avoid child 3? No, got tested in the buildup for kid 1. Impressive foreplay. |
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Post by MrTiddles on Feb 16, 2024 16:28:28 GMT
Hello Textbook day off work at Tuffers Towers. Slept in until 10.30. Lunch booked for noon. Full english breakfast: 2 * sausages 2 * bacon 2 * 1/2 grilled tomato Fried mushrooms Fried egg Hash brown Black pudding Baked beans (in a little pot) Toast and butter I feel a little snooze is in order. Then some childish 'puter games later. End message. , Kane has hacked your account. |
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Post by lazybones on Feb 16, 2024 16:28:56 GMT
hallo
I’m sitting in a bar in Maastricht, drumming up the ‘Dutch courage’ to speak in Dutch - drinking robust (actually Belgian) beer.
I just had a plate of extremely yellow food: Blocks of cheese, with mustard for dippin’ and pickled onions soused in turmeric.
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Post by whatalark on Feb 16, 2024 16:54:09 GMT
Going back 15 or 20 years I had a gay colleague who wanted a child with her partner. Her brother supplied the swimmers along with a turkey baster. It all worked out well but I must admit it all seemed a little weird to me. |
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 16, 2024 17:28:21 GMT
I really hope it wasn't the brother of the child's mother.
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 16, 2024 17:55:10 GMT
Hello again
Day off update part 2.
Had a lovely snooze. Now playing Dredge and quaffing apple juice due to fry up induced thirst.
What time is beer o'clock?
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Post by Tuffers on Feb 16, 2024 17:59:20 GMT
I wish I was retired.
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 16, 2024 18:03:44 GMT
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 16, 2024 18:40:57 GMT
Can't they wash the DNA from healthy sperm and replace with the DNA of your choice so both females are parents? Maybe not back then.
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Post by crankcaller on Feb 16, 2024 18:41:53 GMT
By your choice I don't mean Wolverine or a dinosaur or anything. Another human.
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 16, 2024 18:49:24 GMT
Half jackal, half human.
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 16, 2024 18:50:31 GMT
Dr Jackal and Mx Hyde
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 16, 2024 18:51:55 GMT
Francis with Wolves
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Post by Sheep2 on Feb 16, 2024 18:53:22 GMT
The half-brotherhood of the wolf
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 16, 2024 18:58:26 GMT
Assisted Inception
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Post by Shenguin on Feb 16, 2024 18:59:09 GMT
Lair of the White Sperm
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