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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 20, 2018 14:59:38 GMT
Is the toilet in the same hotel? Yep, me bloated on the toilet and her a few feet away on her smart phone or whatever tutting and ignoring my death throes. Drug paraphernalia and cheap latex outfits scatter the room. Outside an Asian couple argue. How would you describe your death throes, loud? Visual? Funny? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 20, 2018 15:08:40 GMT
Yep, me bloated on the toilet and her a few feet away on her smart phone or whatever tutting and ignoring my death throes. Drug paraphernalia and cheap latex outfits scatter the room. Outside an Asian couple argue. How would you describe your death throes, loud? Visual? Funny? Quite funny whilst maintaining a decree of heroism. Maybe a brief struggle then stoically falling down, then as the dust settles a truly magnificent death fart. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 20, 2018 15:11:03 GMT
Textbook doing it wrong.
if you are in a cheap hotel room rented under a (sockpuppet) pseudonym (or a very expensive hotel with an understanding concierge)it is the hooker that dies, not you.
Always the hooker.
That is just basic.
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 20, 2018 15:16:26 GMT
I'm fine with my position in the table. I'm also totally ok with the fact I missed the transfer deadline. I have full confidence in my front 3 of John Hartson, Ali Dia and sergei Rebrov Transfer deadline? Oh ffs. |
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Post by Pyjakson on Jun 20, 2018 15:18:09 GMT
Textbook doing it wrong. if you are in a cheap hotel room rented under a (sockpuppet) pseudonym (or a very expensive hotel with an understanding concierge)it is the hooker that dies, not you. Always the hooker. That is just basic. Maybe there's been a misunderstanding and he's also working as a hooker because they've not been clear enough who's paying during negotiations. Maybe they both die on the same toilet. Maybe. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 20, 2018 15:25:08 GMT
Textbook doing it wrong. if you are in a cheap hotel room rented under a (sockpuppet) pseudonym (or a very expensive hotel with an understanding concierge)it is the hooker that dies, not you. Always the hooker. That is just basic. Maybe there's been a misunderstanding and he's also working as a hooker because they've not been clear enough who's paying during negotiations. Maybe they both die on the same toilet. Maybe. I quite like the idea of Baby dying with a male or female hooker on the the toilet as long as the hooker lives |
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Post by scubar on Jun 20, 2018 15:40:15 GMT
Maybe there's been a misunderstanding and he's also working as a hooker because they've not been clear enough who's paying during negotiations. Maybe they both die on the same toilet. Maybe. I quite like the idea of Baby dying Fixed that for you. |
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Post by cobblers on Jun 20, 2018 15:44:32 GMT
Is the toilet in the same hotel? Yep, me bloated on the toilet and her a few feet away on her smart phone or whatever tutting and ignoring my death throes. Drug paraphernalia and cheap latex outfits scatter the room. Outside an Asian couple argue. Buy cheap, buy twice. |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 20, 2018 15:45:24 GMT
Can confirm, hooker lives.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 20, 2018 15:47:00 GMT
I'm fine with my position in the table. I'm also totally ok with the fact I missed the transfer deadline. I have full confidence in my front 3 of John Hartson, Ali Dia and sergei Rebrov Transfer deadline? Oh ffs. You get one free transfer each round. The deadline for your next free transfer is just before the next Russia match. |
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Post by lonewolf on Jun 20, 2018 16:01:11 GMT
My first Doctor was struck of for showing me something that was bigger then it first seemed.
It was P.E.N.I.S.
Portation Everywhere Not Including Sunderland. I think thats what is was.
Sunderland is a fixed point in time, the 1950s.
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Post by amipal on Jun 20, 2018 16:09:26 GMT
I couldn't work out what WC related to on cobblers' post.
Maybe I'm the idiot who called?
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 20, 2018 16:13:42 GMT
Transfer deadline? Oh ffs. You get one free transfer each round. The deadline for your next free transfer is just before the next Russia match. I struggled with this between my need to win and my love of fairness, love triumphs, you also have a wildcard which you can play once in the tournament which if used before the next round gives you unlimited transfers, you also get unlimited transfers between the group stages and the last 16 |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 20, 2018 16:22:57 GMT
I couldn't work out what WC related to on cobblers' post. Maybe I'm the idiot who called? The name is Cobblers. Willium Cobblers. Or maybe it's just toilet humour. |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 20, 2018 16:25:07 GMT
I couldn't work out what WC related to on cobblers' post. Maybe I'm the idiot who called? So, for how long have you been with Idiots Are Us? |
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Post by amipal on Jun 20, 2018 16:27:43 GMT
I couldn't work out what WC related to on cobblers' post. Maybe I'm the idiot who called? The name is Cobblers. Willium Cobblers. Or maybe it's just toilet humour. I did work it out, thank you. I just couldn't work out why cobblers was in a toilet... |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 20, 2018 16:32:23 GMT
You get one free transfer each round. The deadline for your next free transfer is just before the next Russia match. I struggled with this between my need to win and my love of fairness, love triumphs, you also have a wildcard which you can play once in the tournament which if used before the next round gives you unlimited transfers, you also get unlimited transfers between the group stages and the last 16 If you don’t use the wild card this round can you use it from the quarter finals onwards? |
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 20, 2018 16:37:20 GMT
I struggled with this between my need to win and my love of fairness, love triumphs, you also have a wildcard which you can play once in the tournament which if used before the next round gives you unlimited transfers, you also get unlimited transfers between the group stages and the last 16 If you don’t use the wild card this round can you use it from the quarter finals onwards? You can use it anytime, only once, and before the next round of games are due to start <edit> so you can use it to change your team before the final to include only England and Senegal players |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2018 18:27:01 GMT
Talking of Senegal, did anyone see Alan sugars tweet about them being on the beach selling fake gucci bags?
What an absolute bellend.
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 20, 2018 18:49:34 GMT
Talking of Senegal, did anyone see Alan sugars tweet about them being on the beach selling fake gucci bags? What an absolute bellend. Yeah, who buys Gucci nowadays? |
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 20, 2018 19:02:52 GMT
Talking of Senegal, did anyone see Alan sugars tweet about them being on the beach selling fake gucci bags? What an absolute bellend. Top 5 Bellends? 1. Piers Morgan 2. Alan Sugar 3. David Pig Molester 4. Boris Johnson 5. Chris Grayling |
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Post by Faceless on Jun 20, 2018 19:10:22 GMT
Morgan is top. That goes without saying.
Jeremy cunt
Katie hopkins
Nigel Faridge
Boris
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Post by Felice Landry on Jun 20, 2018 19:15:49 GMT
Morgan is top. That goes without saying. Jeremy cunt Katie hopkins Nigel Faridge Boris I'd go with KH, Boris and Faridge, your Jeremy is ambiguous though I'd like to offer up Mark Lawrenson |
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Post by JRR Welsh Lunch Review on Jun 20, 2018 19:54:19 GMT
So we're aw doon the Prancin Pony, rabbit stew for lunch (4 stars by the way).
Some of the Hobbiton Young Team have been hittin the bevvy pretty hard, gettin a bit lippy, likes, and this jakey-lookin boy comes over tae me and says, in a dead posh voice, "Your companions seem to be drawing attention to themselves"
Now ah'm in a pretty good mood and away tae tell the radge tae fuckin calm doon, but wee Tooky's heard him and come over and glessed the cunt. Nae need - but you huv tae back up yer mates, likes.
Anyweys, it aw kicks off, a couple ay thon black rider cunts have joined in and chibbed Froddz, stole his ring 'n aw!
So we aw end up doon Ronnie's hoose, and Gandalf's pure rageing but ah'm sticking up for the boys here - "How the fuck were we supposed tae ken the hippy fucker wis actually the King?" ah challenged them - and although they looked a bit biscuit-ersed, ah think they kent ah wis in the right.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 20, 2018 20:04:05 GMT
If only Peter Jackson could have turned that into a film.
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