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Post by Shenguin on Apr 26, 2024 12:05:35 GMT
I'm the only person in my house who has worked out that if you press the switch a second time, the light turns off.
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 26, 2024 12:14:20 GMT
I'm the only person in my house who has worked out that if you press the switch a second time, the light turns off. Not if it's on. |
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 26, 2024 12:16:08 GMT
Roasted!
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on Apr 26, 2024 12:25:18 GMT
I really wish the PM would take the hint that I don't need help putting the Asda delivery away. Piling stuff up in the kitchen for the fridge just makes it harder to see what's what and makes me anxious. All subtle comments about it have failed. Even, "It's fine thanks, I do it every week, I'm sure you've got work to do" doesn't work. "GOANY FUCK OFF I'VE GOT A SYSTEM" Would lead to upset I feel. Four stars. It's good to have a system, and it's great for your mental health. I usually use a Bulgarian twist with French ordering and little endian parity. |
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Post by RollingEscargot on Apr 26, 2024 13:01:52 GMT
When you put stuff in the fridge, make sure you put them at the back, behind the products that are already there. Also, green veg on top shelf, other veg second shelf, then dairy, then 'misc'. It's not fucking complicated is it?
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Post by lazybones on Apr 26, 2024 13:07:03 GMT
hi
I woke up this morning with twangs in my stomach. These pains coming on every ten or fifteen minutes. They were getting worse too. Then I started to feel sick. I went to the bathroom to use the toilet and while sitting on the toilet I was sick into the sink. It was horrible - retching and retching until there was nothing else to retch. Then it happened again half an hour later. It turns out there was something else to retch: An extremely concentrated mix of stomach mucus and bile.
I haven’t gone into work.
I am wondering what caused it …
I was offered a small ‘snacking cucumber’ by a colleague yesterday. I thought she said there was a guarantee on the packaging saying the cucumbers had been washed. But actually it said quite the opposite. The packaging said they must be washed. Anyway I ate this cucumber unwashed.
I also ate a kiwi fruit unwashed.
I also ate some fermented tofu that had a message on the jar saying it had to be cooked thorroughly before eating, but I put it uncooked onto a cracker ...
A mystery.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Apr 26, 2024 13:08:43 GMT
Fridge chat.
Bread on the top shelf, chilled goods on the chiller shelf at the bottom, eggs in the egg tray on the second shelf NOT IN THE BOX and only milk (when I could have milk) in the door with butter in the upper door tray and don't bother looking for the missing garlic, the fridge ate it.
There's rules to fridges even the manufacturers don't know.
#returntinarnia
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Apr 26, 2024 13:10:19 GMT
hi I woke up this morning with twangs in my stomach. These pains coming on every ten or fifteen minutes. They were getting worse too. Then I started to feel sick. I went to the bathroom to use the toilet and while sitting on the toilet I was sick into the sink. It was horrible - retching and retching until there was nothing else to retch. Then it happened again half an hour later. It turns out there was something else to retch: An extremely concentrated mix of stomach mucus and bile. drink water, it will give your stomach something to throw up other than the lining. |
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 26, 2024 13:10:53 GMT
Putting bread in a fridge shortens its life.
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Post by MrTiddles on Apr 26, 2024 13:14:27 GMT
Fridge chat. Bread on the top shelf, chilled goods on the chiller shelf at the bottom, eggs in the egg tray on the second shelf NOT IN THE BOX and only milk (when I could have milk) in the door with butter in the upper door tray and don't bother looking for the missing garlic, the fridge ate it. There's rules to fridges even the manufacturers don't know. #returntinarnia Egg tray boastage at it's finest.
I would ask as to why you can't drink milk, but butter & eggs are fine. But I haven't got all day to read one of your pseudo-scientific explanations.
[EDIT] It's cos you're well fat, innit.
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Post by Tuffers on Apr 26, 2024 13:18:26 GMT
What the hell?!?! What sort of monster puts bread in a fridge?
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Post by lazybones on Apr 26, 2024 13:20:06 GMT
I do
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Post by lazybones on Apr 26, 2024 13:23:16 GMT
I would actually put sliced bread in the freezer and fresh bread in the fridge. Mainly because … in the past I’ve got delicious sourdough baguettes and found tiny ants amongst them the next day. Pharoah Ants maybe? They come out of nowhere. They only seem to come for the sourdough bread.
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Post by Felice Landry on Apr 26, 2024 13:24:24 GMT
Freezing bread is fine.
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Post by gongfarmer on Apr 26, 2024 13:25:47 GMT
How do you spread butter if you keep it in the fridge?
Butter should be in it's dish at room temperature, where it can reach peak spreadability, and the occasional bluebottle leg.
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Post by gongfarmer on Apr 26, 2024 13:29:16 GMT
At this moment i don't need a fridge, as my kitchen has half the floor up, half the ceiling down, and a hole in the wall.
Nippy in. I'm not putting the heating on though. Who needs toes anyway.
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Post by gongfarmer on Apr 26, 2024 13:34:08 GMT
Apparently cucumbers can be toxic.....
The symptoms of cucurbitacin poisoning are stomach cramps, vomiting, diarrhoea and even massive hair loss.
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Post by Shenguin on Apr 26, 2024 13:46:00 GMT
Freezing bread is fine, but remember not to keep it in the same drawer as your shits.
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Post by gongfarmer on Apr 26, 2024 13:48:33 GMT
Hence the expression 'to pinch a loaf'.
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Apr 26, 2024 16:12:16 GMT
Putting bread in a fridge shortens its life. I should have known that, thanks. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Apr 26, 2024 16:15:23 GMT
Egg tray boastage at it's finest.
I would ask as to why you can't drink milk, but butter & eggs are fine. But I haven't got all day to read one of your pseudo-scientific explanations.
[EDIT] It's cos you're well fit, innit.
No milk or cheese as it doesn't sit well with my stomach, everything else seems fine. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Apr 26, 2024 16:16:58 GMT
What the hell?!?! What sort of monster puts bread in a fridge?  (lurk) |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Apr 26, 2024 16:18:56 GMT
How do you spread butter if you keep it in the fridge? Get to it before the elephants do, that way it's not mashed up! (I'll get my coat).. |
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Post by Ozymandias Kane on Apr 26, 2024 16:20:29 GMT
Freezing bread is fine, but remember not to keep it in the same drawer as your shits. Unless it's brown bread, (who's going to notice) |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Apr 26, 2024 17:05:26 GMT
Chilli Balti Masala. Absolutely delicious.
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