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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 1, 2024 13:45:20 GMT
So my reading of all this is that it's the PE teacher's fault.
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Post by amipal on May 1, 2024 14:10:09 GMT
Hellooo! Sausage and mash for dinner last night. I did too much of everything, so had bubble’n’squeak for lunch. Stuffed. Curryblog: made the marinade for tomorrow’s butter chicken. Smells good already! crankcaller I will keep you updated. TVblog: Always Sunny followed by B5.
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Post by Faceless on May 1, 2024 14:25:45 GMT
You're not cool unless your FACKIN' KNIFING someone these days. A lad in Sheffield just stabbed 3 people and posted this on Reddit yesterday: Went into Birley in September of 2018, and at first it was alright. I saw my friends and aquuatences from Charnock, so there was some familiar faces. Especially Harvey, Freddie, Taylor, Connor and others. They were dickheads to me when I first went into Charnock, but when during the latter half of Charnock and Year 6, and going into Birley, they were suddenly my mates. Don't know why. Maybe there was some sort of agenda against me, by deceiving me and thinking they were on my side. I do not know. I met these lads called Mason, Sam and Jack. Mason was the definition of cunt. We play fought but he was beyond beyond rough. Like kicking me hard in the legs so many times my legs were covered in bruises. Always made passive aggressive comments towards me. And then one day, beat me up because I pissed him off. Like I was teasing him and stuff, But apparently in that specific class he just wasnt up for it, even though he teased me about it all the time and I never said fuck all about it. We had an argument after school and he suddenly wanted to make amends with me. He asked me to come to Manor Top so they could hang out. I knew he had a knife and was going to stab me. Maybe Sam, Jack and Even Harvey would have been there to stab me with me because after I left thay piece of shit school, Harvey became mates with Mason, even though he always chatted about about Mason when I was friends with him. Why the change? Was he always friends with Mason and it was a plot against me? And speaking of teachers, they were always mardy and depressed every single day, taking their anger out on me all the time. Shouting, screaming at me, you name it, they did it. And one time, when I was 13 years old, one of the PE teachers put his hand down my trousers and touched my arse. Don't why I never reported that. Oh, well. Whoever it was is probably gone anyway. Mrs Osborne was on my back every day. Ringing my mum at least 8 times in one day when she had a hypoglycaemic attack and was tired and sick in bed. I was 12 at the time, and I told her to fuck off because she is disturbing my mother when she is supposed to be resting and recovering. Oh, and the amount of detentions I got. Literally, multiple every single day. And for what? Talking to my mates in class, chewing gum, and not doing my work apparently. Never looked into the reason why, just focused on the consequences. This is where my brain problems started, in the Birley fucking Academy. That school is the reason why I am the way I am today. My soul is broken. My brain is confused and doesn't work properly. They didn't listen when I told them I was struggling. In fact, they blamed me for them. Saying I was overreacting, and not focusing on the most important thing...doing my fucking work. Absolute geniuses! And one time, for making homophobic jokes with Harvey, they get the fucking police involved. Is this our society today? This was back in 2020 bear in mind, so not that long ago. Is the future of England? Arresting people for their opinions? You wouldn't see communists, socialists and anarchists being arrested for their far left extremist opinions. And I imagine most of the teachers in that school were somewhere on the far left. They also got called in because I mentioned about going on the deep web or dark web, and also apparently I coughed in the face of a staff member who's family member got sick from Covid 19. And I do admit, even though I didn't know her family member was from Covid, I do admit it was a very horrible thing to do on my part. Even if I didnt know what was going on in her life in general. The act was just unhygienic and disgusting in general, so I take responsibility for that. tl;dr
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Post by crankcaller on May 1, 2024 14:27:26 GMT
So my reading of all this is that it's the PE teacher's fault. I refer you to my PE report from 2nd Year: "No outstanding skills. Always on the fringes of activity. Effort forthcoming when encouraged"
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Post by MrTiddles on May 1, 2024 15:02:12 GMT
I won the 110m hurdles one year for sportsday. They also put the most unathletic kid down for the 1500m, lots of puke stained the track that year.
Happy days.
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Post by MrTiddles on May 1, 2024 15:49:43 GMT
Not mine.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on May 1, 2024 15:54:55 GMT
"The students said that they felt safer with the open plan nature of the toilets, as some had experienced bullying in ‘closed’ style toilets previously."
First it was gong shitting in the garden, now the outlaws influence is spreading
I'm sticking with 'closed' style toilets, as god intended.
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Post by gongfarmer on May 1, 2024 16:16:28 GMT
I prefer to think of it as 'activating my compost'.
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Post by Shenguin on May 1, 2024 17:42:24 GMT
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Post by Shenguin on May 1, 2024 17:43:25 GMT
I'm in London drinking beer that is 50% nicer than the beer in my local pub. At least, if the price is anything to go by.
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Post by stxdpr on May 1, 2024 17:44:33 GMT
I'm in London drinking beer that is 50% nicer than the beer in my local pub. At least, if the price is anything to go by. Expensive compost in the morning.
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Post by lazybones on May 1, 2024 19:23:16 GMT
hi
I need some news. Some good news. When I was younger I used to read the Independent. Then I started reading The Guardian. Then The Independent endorsed the Conservative Party in an election and I don’t want to go back. And the BBC started banging on about Captain Moore. I feel adrift. Where is the good news content? …
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Post by Sheep2 on May 1, 2024 19:34:13 GMT
The War Cry
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Post by Sheep2 on May 1, 2024 19:34:38 GMT
Or possibly the Socialist Worker.
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Post by Sheep2 on May 1, 2024 19:38:29 GMT
I'm in London drinking beer that is 50% nicer than the beer in my local pub. At least, if the price is anything to go by. The bright lights don't pay for themselves you know. Embrace the big city. Choose a craft ale. Or go to a Wetherspoons.
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Post by Destry on May 1, 2024 21:22:21 GMT
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Post by MrTiddles on May 1, 2024 22:01:38 GMT
I was going to suggest he listens to some Cliff Richard, cleanse the soul.
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Post by Destry on May 1, 2024 22:14:43 GMT
RIP Duane Eddy, Ghost Riding In The Sky...
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