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Post by MrTiddles on May 3, 2024 12:12:37 GMT
To celebrate her multiple intersecting identities? No, I think her hovercraft is full of eels. |
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Post by Sheep2 on May 3, 2024 12:25:03 GMT
To celebrate her multiple intersecting identities? No, I think her hovercraft is full of eels. I really hope that is a euphemism. |
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Post by Shenguin on May 3, 2024 12:45:51 GMT
I really hope it's not a euphemism. I hope she owns a hovercraft, which she uses for eel fishing, and she has recently been successful at fishing eels. Anything else, I don't want to know.
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Post by dakylosaurus419 on May 3, 2024 13:36:05 GMT
Day of the domes?
Khan't is still busy with his rubber changing all the votes to Khan't Binface.
I'\ve already planned for the impending martial lore and restricted movement. A 15 minute city isn't so small if you are travelling at 50 times the speed of light.
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Post by Faceless on May 3, 2024 14:07:33 GMT
I hope it's a euphemism
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Post by Shenguin on May 3, 2024 14:09:38 GMT
I fear Faceless has a kayak full of jellyfish.
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Post by lazybones on May 3, 2024 14:13:04 GMT
Anyone want to buy 800 shares in Green Giant Energy? …
£2.11
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Post by crankcaller on May 3, 2024 14:20:10 GMT
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Post by MrTiddles on May 3, 2024 14:34:18 GMT
hi I’m just … futzing around - generally wondering about mental decline and lack of focus, and getting distracted by the shares I purchased. They’re going down. I’m also wondering about applying for a new job. I feel all over the place - listless. Sounds like you need more of Sir Cliff in your life. |
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Post by lazybones on May 3, 2024 14:35:06 GMT
That’s what I thought. Then I saw their website had broken |
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Post by lazybones on May 3, 2024 14:46:12 GMT
No-one’s buying this stock.
Maybe the other owners and I need to get our heads together.
Goddamit - where’s my annual meeting? Who’s in charge here? Heads need to roll!
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Post by stxdpr on May 3, 2024 16:42:47 GMT
Does lazy want to take cliff's head or tootsie's head?
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Post by whatalark on May 3, 2024 18:25:26 GMT
Watched an old episode of Midsomer Murder. Death by inflatable dinghy and a another death by a catering size tin of pork luncheon meat. Someone must have great fun thinking up new ways to kill people.
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Post by MrTiddles on May 3, 2024 18:40:41 GMT
Business is business.
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Post by stxdpr on May 3, 2024 18:52:00 GMT
Death by XL sausages? Count me in, it's a niche market but they know what the public like.
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Post by MrTiddles on May 3, 2024 19:02:40 GMT
The public gets what the public wants.  |
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Post by MrTiddles on May 3, 2024 21:01:20 GMT
Killed it, like Sammy 'The Bull' Gravano.
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Post by Tuffers on May 3, 2024 21:13:49 GMT
Evening
I went crazy at the local takeaway earlier and ordered the following for 4 (FOUR) :
4 poppadoms and pickle tray
2 garlic naan
1 plain naan
1 peshawari naan
2 pilau rice
1 veg rice
1 chicken Tikka patia
1 chicken Tikka naga
1 chicken sashlik bhuna
1 egg masala
Loads left, unsurprisingly, for tomorrow.
Still no booze. No, it's fine, allll goooood. (sobs).
Now for some Dragons Dogma: Dark Arisen.
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 3, 2024 21:41:21 GMT
Look, Arisen - indigestion!
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Post by Tuffers on May 3, 2024 21:50:42 GMT
You aught underestimate my newest found curative: Liquid Vim.
Terry aught use some of this.
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