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Post by Destry on Jun 26, 2018 16:26:29 GMT
Especially the ones who did have “any last questions?” Oh man, my sympathy. They are the wurst. Particularly if they are trying to impress senior management by demonstrating that they are still awake. |
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 26, 2018 16:29:30 GMT
"Any last questions anyone?
Yes - you the new lad..."
"Top 5 ciders to quench your thirst on a hot day?"
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Post by scubar on Jun 26, 2018 16:38:59 GMT
“Any last questions?”
“What’s your order of the Souls games?”
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 26, 2018 16:50:13 GMT
Favoured weapon in the event of a zombie apocalypse?
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Post by Destry on Jun 26, 2018 17:17:31 GMT
Favoured weapon in the event of a zombie apocalypse Pitchfork up close, crossbow at distance? |
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 26, 2018 17:20:23 GMT
Favoured weapon in the event of a zombie apocalypse? Tank |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 26, 2018 17:26:04 GMT
Zak (Zombieabwehrkanone).
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 26, 2018 17:40:32 GMT
Favoured weapon in the event of a zombie apocalypse? Biting |
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Post by Faceless on Jun 26, 2018 17:42:15 GMT
Favoured weapon in the event of a zombie apocalypse? The spoken word |
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 26, 2018 17:59:55 GMT
Favoured weapon in the event of a zombie apocalypse? Biting You were supposed to name your favourite weapon, not to pick sides. |
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Post by Destry on Jun 26, 2018 18:12:06 GMT
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
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Post by RollingEscargot on Jun 26, 2018 18:16:38 GMT
My lawyers will be in touch.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 26, 2018 18:16:45 GMT
Messi's got his mojo back!!!
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Post by crankcaller on Jun 26, 2018 18:30:33 GMT
Messi's got his mojo back!!! You can thank me n Scubar later |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 26, 2018 18:31:44 GMT
You were supposed to name your favourite weapon, not to pick sides. Teeth then. Since dropping the virus phial after the spider bit me it is increasingly difficult to think. |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 26, 2018 18:32:33 GMT
I for one welcome our new Zombie overlords.
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Post by Shenguin on Jun 26, 2018 18:34:47 GMT
Favoured weapon in the event of a zombie apocalypse? Biting Very good. How long have you been saving that up? |
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Post by Sheep2 on Jun 26, 2018 18:36:23 GMT
In the event of a zombie apocalypse with 90-99% of humans infected I expect there will be significant advantages in being an early mover.
Better access to CO2 for example.
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Post by Snoozy on Jun 26, 2018 18:53:34 GMT
Gary Linekerrrrrrrrrrrr
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 26, 2018 19:05:14 GMT
Messi's got his mojo back!!! You can thank me n Scubar later I can thank you now, if it's all the same to you. Thank you for no longer demoralising Messi by having him on your team. |
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Post by Faceless on Jun 26, 2018 19:20:19 GMT
I transferred Higuain out of my team, so get yer money on him for a brace.
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Post by tenthenemy on Jun 26, 2018 19:56:29 GMT
Booked for time wasting in the last minute. And it was going so well.
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on Jun 26, 2018 20:35:23 GMT
Watched the second half of the Argentina match. Argentina seem particularly good at applying pressure to win the ball back without quite fouling the player but then look pretty hopeless going forward. From what I saw Di Maria, Messi and Higuain had shockers but Pavon and Banega played very well.
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 26, 2018 21:09:34 GMT
The most ANNOYING TWATS when the "any last questions" question arises are not the "ooh look at me boss" wankers, but the thicko "hmm if i think of a question, no matter how irrelevant, I get to not go back to work" types. Sub human scum.
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Post by Tuffers on Jun 26, 2018 21:11:22 GMT
The most ANNOYING TWATS when the "any last questions" question arises are not the "ooh look at me boss" wankers, but the thicko "hmm if i think of a question, no matter how irrelevant, I get to not go back to work" types. Sub human scum. Hi! Oh. |
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