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Post by RollingEscargot on May 20, 2024 14:47:21 GMT
Imagine being Bill Gates watching Euro 2024. He'll be cackling maniacally, sitting there with a Dualshock controlling the players like a game of FIFA.
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Post by lazybones on May 20, 2024 14:59:36 GMT
I contacted the hospital where I might have contracted Hepatitis C, to ask for a record of the operation, but they said they didn’t have it because it was so long ago. I guess the situation will be the same for lots of people, because most of this happened before 1991. I don’t really know what this inquiry can achieve if that’s the case.
When do I get a piece of the pie? When do I get to ‘wet my beak’?
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 20, 2024 15:03:17 GMT
So we've all got plastic in our bollocks then. Great.
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Post by MrTiddles on May 20, 2024 15:19:16 GMT
My bollocks are plastic, well, the third one is. Like a Poundland Newton's Cradle.
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Post by MrTiddles on May 20, 2024 15:22:22 GMT
I've said too much.
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Post by Sheep2 on May 20, 2024 15:32:08 GMT
Poundland is exaggerating a bit, more 5pland I expect
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Post by Tuffers on May 20, 2024 15:45:40 GMT
Three bollocks or three nipples?
A conundrum and no mistake, Mr 'Olmes.
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Post by RollingEscargot on May 20, 2024 16:16:56 GMT
Three bollocks or three nipples? A conundrum and no mistake, Mr 'Olmes. Enough for a top 5 though. What a boon. |
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Post by MrTiddles on May 20, 2024 16:23:54 GMT
Three bollocks or three nipples? A conundrum and no mistake, Mr 'Olmes. I clearly lied about my balls, but I do have 3 nipples.
I'm worried about your spreadsheet.
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Post by Faceless on May 20, 2024 16:39:04 GMT
Bollocks for nipples, or nipples for bollocks?
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Post by Faceless on May 20, 2024 18:05:39 GMT
You're all thinking about it aren't you?
It's a tough one tbf
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 20, 2024 18:11:40 GMT
Bollocks for nipples, or nipples for bollocks? Bollocks for nipples obvs. |
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Post by lazybones on May 20, 2024 18:28:06 GMT
Crazy. Punched in the chest for a world of pain and smashed masculinity
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Post by Destry on May 20, 2024 18:47:19 GMT
Kay! He's a ballchinian...  |
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Post by MrTiddles on May 20, 2024 20:40:57 GMT
Crazy. Punched in the chest for a world of pain and smashed masculinity Dr Bones, I've been scratching Tuffers head and I still don't understand this post.
I am well thick, though.
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Post by Destry on May 20, 2024 20:46:22 GMT
Lazy is making the point that chest high testicles is asking for almost as much trouble as chin bollocks would be
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Post by BabyfarkmcGeezak on May 20, 2024 20:56:48 GMT
Chest bollocks is better than nipple nuts. How much man juice could you fit in nipple nuts? #Science
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Post by Faceless on May 20, 2024 20:56:57 GMT
Crazy. Punched in the chest for a world of pain and smashed masculinity Dr Bones, I've been scratching Tuffers head and I still don't understand this post.
I am well thick, though.
Clearly you chose nipples for bollocks |
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Post by Tuffers on May 20, 2024 21:18:30 GMT
Crazy. Punched in the chest for a world of pain and smashed masculinity Dr Bones, I've been scratching Tuffers head and I still don't understand this post.
I am well thick, though.
Be careful. You'll get splinters. Or scabies. |
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Post by Felice Landry on May 20, 2024 21:26:18 GMT
 I'll take that and that is a Roquefort sauce. |
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Post by Tuffers on May 20, 2024 21:32:49 GMT
If you turn the picture a few degrees anti-clockwise, does anyone else see poor Mr Peaface's mouth agape as his head explodes, violently spewing fried mushrooms and parmentier potatoes all over the plate?
Me neither.
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Post by MrTiddles on May 20, 2024 22:09:00 GMT
I'll take that and that is a Roquefort sauce. Looks like spunk to me. |
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